Hello everybody!!! Line up and be veeery happy!!! I'm finally back after what, 10 months of not uploading this story? Yeah I was too busy watching Death Note and Fullmetal Alchemist. But now that I've finished both animes, It's back to fanfic writing for me! Just so you know, someone reviewed and thought the Akatsuki owned the ski resort… which is a really good idea!!! I'm gonna use that in the story now!!! You know who you are, here, have a virtual cookie!! There's more Sasuke bashing here cuz it's so easy. I'll try to bash some other character since you guys are complaining. Anyhoo, Enjoy!! I actually made it to double digits!!! YAY!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… yeah yeah… and all the other stuff mentioned in the story.

Chapter 10: Idiots…

"Hey! Wakey wakey, sleeping beauty, we're gonna play truth or dare." Sakura shook Sasuke gently but Sasuke didn't wake up.

"Hey!! Wake up teme!!!" Naruto dumped a whole bucket of snow on the Uchiha.

"Wha? What? Itachi!! Where are you, bastard?!" Sasuke jumped up and charged up his chidori.

"Sasuke, Itachi is an S-rank criminal, why the heck do you think he's here?" said Gaara.

"Oh, I don't know, maybe he's disguised as one of us so he could kidnap me when I'm off guard and sell me on eBay!!" Sasuke shouted. Itachi and Kisame flinched.

"Or maybe he's- WHAT THE HELL?!" Sasuke's finger shot up his nose.

"Ha ha, Sasuke's picking his nose!" Naruto pointed at Sasuke with one hand and the other was holding the voodoo doll.

"Alright!!" Tenten cheered and took a few pictures with her camera. It's excellent blackmail material.

"Naruto, that's not funny." Sasuke pulled his finger out and glared at the voodoo doll.

"Whatever, nosepicker."

"Don't. Ever. Call. Me-" But he stopped as blood gushed out of his nose.

"Arrrrgh! Now you've done it!' Sasuke shouted, spraying blood everywhere.

"Eeew! Keep your AIDS to yourself!!" Naruto dodged the nose blood.

"I don't have AIDS dammit!!!" Sasuke steamed, even more blood spurted out of his nose. It's a fountain of blood!

"OMG Sasuke-kun, you're gonna bleed to death! Hold still!!" Sakura gave Sasuke some tissues.

"Sasuke, the nose picker

Had a very bloody nose…" Naruto sang to the Rudolf song.

"Naruto! Now's not the time!!" Sakura bashed Naruto on the head.

"Oww…" Naruto pocketed the voodoo.

"Hey, kis- I mean, Choji, did you see what Naruto was holding?" Itachi whispered.

"Yep, I think that's the one."

"When everyone's asleep, grab it and get the hell outta here."

"What are you guys whispering about?" Neji asked.

"Er… nothing…"

"Oh really? Byakugan!" (remember, you you sort of read minds with the Byakugan)

Ohh… wow the famous Byakugan! I wonder which one's stronger? The Byakugan or the Sharingan? It's gotta be the Sharingan cause its uber cool!! I'm so gonna get Sasuke to verse this guy… Itachi thought, keeping his mind away from their plans.

Fishman, na na na na na na na na Fishman! Na na na na na na na na Fishman!! Fishman! Fishman! Fishman!!!!! Kisame thought to the Batman tune.

"Idiots…' Neji deactivated his Byakugan and walked away.

… This is like the shortest chapter ever…I'm going to upload more often now around once a week. Sorry, can't upload any often than that. Because some teacher gave us so much homework and its stupid algebra!!! So yeah… gomen… keep up the reviews!! C ya :D