Happy Halloween all you monsters and….monster-esses….?

Anyway….

Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC, Fruits Basket, the songs, or any costumes you amy see here. Friends and I own the other characters.

Pretty much I own nothing but the characters brought forth from the very depth of our minds….

For the sake of my plot, Halloween is one a Friday in this.

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It was that time again- Halloween.

(A/N: What kind of lame opening was that? Let me try again…)

Halloween-

The time to walk around in almost whatever you want and not get stared at. (AN: Slightly better)

At least, that was the definition the Nanizuka sisters and their friends had for it. And they were planning to utilize to the fullest extent this year.

They had shown up to the Host Club already in costume and ready to go. And holding strangely full bags…

The twins had decided on Alice in Wonderland costumes. Shizuki being the cheshire cat, and Kyoko the Mad Hatter.

Katesha was a fairy. No, not a good fairy that was all sparkles and smiles. I mean, she was a haunt-your-nightmares kind of fairy.

Natsumi had decided on…a sexy mushroom? (A/N: I'm just as lost as you)

The host club had yet to get dressed, seeing as how they had just finished setting up. Haruhi glanced at the bags curiously, but didn't ask. Tamaki didn't even have time to rant about anything, before the friends pounced.

Hosts were grabbed, costumes brought out, changing rooms taken over.

A moment later, the door was opened and a girl stepped in. She had black hair with brown and red streaks in it down to her shoulders. Upon observing the scene before her, she sighed.

"You guys changed without me?"

The girls all stopped and turned. Then, moving as one, they charged the girl.

"AUDRA~!"

Audra was hugged so hard she was begging to wonder if they planned on killing her. But they let go eventually and allowed her to breathe.

"Love you too," She laughed, "Now can you explain what's going on?"

"We're dressing the Host Club for Halloween." Natsumi explained, gesturing to said boys- who were in various stages of undress.

"Oh, okay…While you do that, is there a changing room I can use?" Audra asked, completely used to her friend's antics.

"Right over there," Kyoko pointed, "And if you hear screaming, that's normal."

And screaming there was, amongst shouts of 'Stop doing that!' from the Hitachiins (Who Kyoko and Shizuki had claimed), an Indian war call or two from Katesha, and insane laughter from who could only be Natsumi.

When they were finally done (Approximately 10 minutes later), the hosts all stared at each other.

"Okay, I give up. What are we supposed to be?" Kaoru was the first to ask.

"Characters from a another anime~!" Shizuki said, with fangirl eyes.

"What do you mean 'another anime'…?" Hikaru questioned.

"Shh, shh…nothing…" Kyoko shushed him, "It's cosplay, my dear boy."

"From what anime exactly?" Tamaki exclaimed, in the middle of a slight panic attack at having been jumped.

"Fruits Basket!" Katesha answered cheerfully.

"Tamaki is Shigure, Kyouya is Hatori, Kaoru is Yuki, Hikaru is Kyo, Mori is Haru, Hunny is Momiji, and Haruhi is Tohru." Natsumi told them, gesturing to a chart she had made with pictures of each character.

"That clears absolutely nothing up! Mommy, can't you do something?" Tamaki whined, his black wig slipping slightly.

But Kyouya wasn't listening. He was busy calculating how much money they would save, not having to buy costumes. And girls were very into cosplay right now…

Tamaki attempted to retreat to his emo corner, but was grabbed by Audra (Who had changed into her vampire goddess costume).

"We have no time for that right now. We've wasted valuable time as it is!"

"Time for doing what? We have hosting to do!" Hikaru and Kaoru exclaimed.

"Shove it, we have other plans for you. You will be escorting us around town as we treat-or-trick." Shizuki said rudely.

"You mean trick-or-treating? And aren't you a little old for that?" Kyouya spoke up.

"Whatever, words can't control us. Not anymore. And we have a different kind of treat-or-tricking in mind" Kyoko said with a devious glint in her usually blank eyes.

And with that, everyone was rushed out the doors. Some costumers were going to be very disappointed when they found nothing but an empty Music Room 3.

On a grassy hill not far away, stood the host club and their kidnappers. The girls surveyed the children below, watching as they filled up bags with candy. After a moment, they began putting on….roller-skates?

"What are you doing?" Hunny asked innocently (A/N: I just realized he's had barely any lines in this story)

"You'll see." They all replied mysteriously, standing up.

Each grabbed a host's hand and started to skate quickly down the steep hill. The guys had some trouble keeping up and not getting dragged along with them. Except Hunny- he was small enough to be carried (And seemed to be enjoying himself).

At the bottom, they let go and kept on skating. The twins went first, flying past kids and simultaneously grabbing their heavy bags of candy. Then Katesha and Audra, and Natsumi bringing up the rear. The whole time they sang 'Young Forever'.

'We'll, We'll be young forever…We'll, We'll be young forever….

We can be like prisoners yeah, and we can be alone

Or we can make a mess like no one knows and risk it on our own!

Spending the money that we don't have, 'cause we don't care, no-oh!

Living like kings with broken strings and face down to the floor…'

You get the picture. They sang and skated until the song was over, each carrying two bags full of sweets. The hosts stared in disbelief from on the hill. Hikaru and Kaoru, trying not to laugh.

"That was a mean trick!" Tamaki scolded when they made their way back, ducking through yards and behind houses so as not to be spotted.

"And that's our treat." Audra giggled.

"Mmm, what's next on the list?" Kyoko asked, stashing their stolen treasures where they were sure not to be found.

"Egging and TP'ing Karen's house." Natsumi told her, checking something off on a clip board, "Then skinny dipping in the dark, streaking in the park, and getting kicked out of bars…"

"Is there still a warrant out for our arrest?" Shizuki asked, "It's all a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled."

"Damn…" Kyoko muttered when their red headed friend nodded.

"Pictures of the last time ended up online- we're screwed…" Katesha sighed.

"Oh well." Audra laughed.

And on and on they went, naming all that they did last Halloween night.

As this conversation was going on, they had retrieved eggs and toilet paper. The poor hosts had been dragged along once more (This time, thankfully, they roller skated at a normal speed).

A normal looking house was the target. Apparently an exchange student named Karen lived there. I won't repeat what the girls called her, because I don't wanna use that kind of language here.

As they had their fun, the girls sang continuously. Their favorite song seemed to be 'This Is Halloween', as they ran on a mental playlist of Halloween themed songs.

It was 4 a.m. by the time everything on the list had been done. Not one of the girls seemed tired at all through all of this.

"Are we finally done?" Haruhi asked, yawning. Hunny had long ago fallen asleep, Kyouya was ready to kill Tamaki, who leaning against him half asleep.

"Hmm, appears so." Shizuki said, glancing over the check list.

"I'm going home- my dad is going to be so mad…" She groaned

"Nu uh- You're coming to our place and staying the weekend," Kyoko said, retrieving their loot, "We already informed all of your legal parents and/or guardians of this. Your things have been dropped off and the guest rooms prepared."

And they were all to tired to argue.

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Happy Halloween~!

-wishIwereanime