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Roxas: so how long has she been out for?
Axel: too damned long. She needs to buckle down and write this fucking story already. Do you know how long it's been since I got pleasure off of you?
Roxas:*bangs head*
Authoress: Axel, stop making Roxas loose brain cells.
Axel: THEN WRITE YOUR DAMNED STORY! THESE POOR FANGIRLS ARE LOOSING THEIR MINDS WITH YOU!
Authoress: *facepalm* my jumpdrive has been missing for the last month THANK YOU
Axel: yea, and what about the other two months my dear? Did they vanish?
Authoress: look, I'm currently working on 13 different stories AT THE SAME TIME thankyouverymuch. And the fact being I have found my calling as an authoress. Write the entire story then post it up. Which is what I think I will be doing with all of my stories. So you're just going to have to wait. It makes things much easier, and it's less of a hassle if I want to change something. So sorry, but just hold your horses.
Axel: great, so this means you'll be gone for like what? Two years?
Authoress: I'm going to finish this story first however. Then once every few days post up a chapter.
Axel: goddamn this will take forever. I just feel bad for Sora and Riku, they haven't gotten any action at all. What did you file this story under? I remember specifically you say it was a SORIKU.
Authoress: again, this IS a soriku. Akuroku was just something that was added into it. You're lucky you got any action at all.
Axel: bitch
Authoress: insufferable pyro
Axel: you suck
Authoress: if you remember correctly, I have the keyboard. Not you. So watch yourself or I can have a fun time screwing you over.
Axel: only if you mean it literally.
Authoress: Hmmmmmm… 'it was nine and a half months into the pregnancy and Axel was loosing his patience for his bulging belly. He knew any second now he would crack-'
Axel: FOR GODSSAKE HELL NO
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Sorry to you all. I love the support, but lately my jumpdrive has been to hell and back. I can't post up so often and leave you hanging too much. I'd much rather finish it so I know for certain you won't be waiting forever on just one chapter.