The Paper Mario Chronicles 2:
An adventure through time
Chapter 9: The collision of balls
The great tree/hotel
Goombella, Koopa Troopa Jr., and Goombario all wake up in their hotel room with a whole bunch of empty beer cans surrounding them.
Goombella: So that's what happened......
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Ungh...... That was THE creepiest thing I've ever experienced. I mean really, I ended up getting shot in the head and dying.
Goombella: Hey, guys, how do you think I got this scroll?
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Dunno, but now we got a scroll!
Goombario: Read it.
Goombella: Oh like I wasn't going to.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Just read the frikkin' scroll!
Goombella starts reading it.
Goombella: To get the Star Rod one must give it to him/herself and then use the Star Rod to go back in time and then- it stops.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Shouldn't we draw out the compass to see where it points to?
Goombella: That's odd of you to say that, Koopa Troopa Jr..
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Go ahead, try and kick me in the nuts!
Goombella kicks Koopa Troopa Jr. in the nuts.
Goombella: Why aren't you crying in terror?
Koopa Troopa Jr.: I've learned from the past. The reason you can't hurt me there anymore is because I now have-
Voice out of nowhere (V.O.O.N.): BALLS OF STEEL!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: You were suppose to echo it!
V.O.O.N.-Oh! Sorry! Ahem! EEL! eel!Eel!eel!eel.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: That's better.
Goombella: What the heck just happened?
Koopa Troopa Jr.: It's too complicated to explain and besides, shouldn't we be focused on the next scroll?
Goombella: Right.
Goombella takes the compass and it points to-
Goombella: MY NUTS! Wait, I don't have any nuts.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Looks like the tables have turned.
A few seconds later....
Crack!
Goombella: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goombario: So, now we head towards The moon. You know Mario's been to the moon before.
Goombella: Of course he's been to the moon, the next thing you'll know Nintendo will make Mario go to another galaxy.
Goombario: Who's nintendo?
Goombella: Never mind.
??????: That's as far as you go!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: What now?
??????: I, Dry Dry Karry, have come for my revenge!
Goombario: Dry Dry Karry? So your the dead dead Karry? Isn't that like Alive Karry?
Alive Karry: Actually it is, but you can just call me Karry.
Goombario: No wonder boos always come back when defeated.
Karry: Shutup so I can kill you!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Heh! You can't kill us. If we died then that would completely twist the plot line! No, it would shatter it! The story couldn't go on if we died.
Karry: Actually it can, believe me, I've read books where that happened.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Woah, usually that kind of black mail works. I thought you were gonna' explode or something.
Karry: No, that can't happen, that's illogical.
Karry explodes and then dies.
Dry Karry: Well, that sucked. Atleast I'm more powerful now.
Goombella: Wait, what happened to all your other undead friends?
Dry Karry: Well, the author kept me as a minor antagonist to occasionally stop you in the middle of a chapter.
Goombario: What?
Dry Karry: Nevermind.
Bowser Jr.: Your dismissed.
Dry Karry: What?
Dry Karry turns around to see Bowser Jr..
Dry Karry: Bowser Jr.! How great to see you!
Bowser Jr.: Get lost!
Dry Karry runs away in fear of being swallowed whole.
Goombaria: Well, well, well, we meet again.
Goombella: Nice to see your ugly face again.
Goombario: Awwwwww, I wanted to fight Dry Karry.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Too bad.
Goombario: Shut up!
Mini-boss: Bowser Jr. and Goombaria
Bowser Jr. starts with unlimited hp
Goombaria starts with 500 hp
Bowser Jr. starts the battle by withdrawing his Star Rod.
Bowser Jr.: Heh! I'll go easy on ya' and give ya' a chance!
Bowser Jr. uses sparklyness! Bowser Jr. starts to sparkle.
Everyone but Bowser Jr. and Goombaria: MY EYES!
Goombaria: You should've brought shades!
Goombella: No fair! We didn't have any time to prepare for this!
Meanwhile.....
Dry Karry: How dare he! You know what, I'm going back to give that mini-bowser a piece of ma' mind!
Dry Karry runs to the battlefield, and kicks bowser jr.'s shades off.
Bowser Jr.: MY EYES!
Goombario picks up bowser jr.'s shades.
Dry Karry: Now guys! I'll hold him down while you guys have the chance!
Goombario kicks Bowser Jr. in the nuts.
Dry Karry: Nothing happened! His balls are-
V.O.O.N.-MADE OF STEEL!
Goombario-Only balls of steel can harm another pair of balls of steel.
Goombario grabbed Koopa Troopa Jr. aiming to collide his balls with Bowser Jr.. Suddenly a nuclear explosion sends Bowser Jr., Goombaria and Goombella, Koopa Troopa Jr., Goombario, Dry Karry both go in different directions.
Goombella wakes up to find herself on-
V.O.O.N.-THE MOON!
Goombella: You don't have to do that, you know.
V.O.O.N.: Sorry.
Goombella, Koopa Troopa Jr., and Goombario all regroup on da' moon.
Goombario: Hey uh, I got a new recruit for our team.
Dry Karry: Hi guys!
Luigi: Can I join too?
Koopa Troopa Jr.: No! I don't want to spend the rest of this quest with him, or him, I'm stuck with you, and if they don't leave I'll EXPLODE!
Goombario: Calm down.
Goombella: Where did you come from anyways, Luigi?
Luigi: Well, I escaped from da' castle and then I followed you and then the explosion just happened to take me here.
Goombella: What are your abilities?
Luigi: Uh.... I can annoy people?
Goombella: Bye.
Luigi: Wait! I can twist my head!
Luigi twists his head.
Goombella: Your in.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Wow, for once Luigi is actually a major character in this story, the only other game like that until now was Luigi's mansion and the sports games of Mario, not to mention the Super Smash bros. Brawl series.
Goombario: What are you talking about?
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Never mind.
Goombella: Hey look! A scroll!
Dry Karry: Another one!
Luigi: I found one too!
Goombario: Me too!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Idiots, the reason there is a whole bunch of scrolls is because someone didn't want to have to go to the trouble of building a dungeon or temple or whatever you want to call it.
V.O.O.N.- Will our heroes find the right scroll? Did Bowser Jr. survive the collision between balls? Why is does the author's jokes focus on balls a lot? Seriously! Find out in the next chapter!
Goombella: You forgot a line.
V.O.O.N.-Oh yeah, the events that happened so far will be called the collision of balls. I know, it sounds gay, get used to it.
End of Chapter
No mini-chapter for this chapter because the author can't really think of one.