As we marched into the darkness we were greeted by scores of the undead hissing and spitting for all they were worth.

"SLAYYYERS!" was the collective unison. I approached one of them intending on taunting it by saying something clever.

"Hey!" I said looking him in the eye and said threateningly, "Why is a vampire like a writing desk?" Oops. That so didn't come out right, even 'hey big boy' would have worked better than that.

He looked confused for a moment and I took the opportunity to grab an enormous pencil behind him.

"That's why!" I announced triumphantly staking him, having no bloody idea what I was talking about.

Most of the pencils were now staking without aid, doing funny jumps in the air to stake the horrified vampires. Willow was setting vamps on fire at a rapid rate. She was definitely the most violent person here, even including Faith.

We were getting closer to Buffy's glass house. I wonder if she is watching us, I thought to myself trying to forget how much I missed Buffy and being able to fight at her side.

Xander was hiding behind Willow with a pencil firmly under his arm, maneuvering it to stake the strays.

Suddenly a song came into my head, more like a voiceover really, but it seemed to sum up the battle quite well or perhaps narrate it. I began to stake to the rhythm of it.

I'll tell you how it went, but as I was staking while listening, (vampires aren't exactly quiet, you know) I'm hardly likely to get it exactly right.

'"Will you slay a little faster?"

Said the Dark One to the Light.

"There's a vampire right behind you,

And he's looking for a bite!

See how eagerly your friends are,

Helping slay with all their might.

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you,

Help me fight?"'

I guess 'the dark one' meant the 'dark slayer Faith' as she is sometimes called.

And the light? I guess that must be me. Faith wanted me to slay faster I thought to myself, looking round and spotting her lifted completely off her feet by a simply enormous demon, who had a hand wrapped round her throat.

Furiously, I aimed a roundhouse at his head and it connected with a sickening crack.

He whirled on me and we began a serious of complicated ninja-style fighting moves that I certainly cannot perform during waking hours.

He roared "I put one slayer out of business, I shall conquer the rest!"

"You did something to B?" Faith asked from her position on the ground where she was gasping and spluttering from the demon almost choking her and then dropping her after I kicked it in the head.

Naturally, I was pretty pissed off too. "You made Buffy fat? AND an alcoholic?" I screeched tackling him to the ground and punching him repeatedly.

"OFF. WITH. YOUR. HEAD!" I yelled punctuating each word with a blow to his head.

Faith staggered to her feet and moved to my side just as I was finally able to violently snap its neck. "I've been hanging round sharpeners too long." I moaned disgustedly.

Faith hi-fived me. "Good job kid, I'm proud of ya." she said.

And together we joined the others and staked like we had never staked before, aiming for the few remaining vampires, although most were retreating and the sun was gradually coming out, signifying that the balance between good and evil was restored.

"We did it!" I shouted laughing. "Slayer Central Team, one. Vampires, zero." I announced as Faith and the others lifted me high into the air in victory!