"Know Your Stars: Ever After High Edition"

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ever After High or All That. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale, and All That and it's "Know Your Stars" sketch. Anyway, this is a fun little parody and I really hope you enjoy it. Oh, and if you havent heard of the Know Your Stars sketch, go to YouTube and check them out. They're that hilarious. Anyway, enjoy!

P.S: Bold italics mean that the Know Your Stars announcer is saying what he's usually saying.

Chapter 10: Cerise Hood

Cerise Hood appeared in a dark portion of the studio, where she saw a chair standing on top of a starry stage. Taking her seat, the introduction started.

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars...

"I don't feel comfortable doing something like this, but let's get started." Cerise muttered as the announcer went on.

Cerise Hood... has a major headache.

"Actually, the reason I've got my hood over my head is because it's actually drafty." Cerise obviously stated. "You know how it is when it's cold."

Cerise Hood... doesn't know if she has an headache.

"It's because I don't, okay?" Cerise groaned. "Why must you think I'm wearing some sort of bandage over my head? I'm only telling you that it's cold and nothing else! So can we drop it, already?"

All right, fine. You're so crabby, I swear!

"I heard that!" Cerise shouted.

Cerise Hood... how are you feeling?

"I'm feeling like I'm losing my patience with you." Cerise admitted, "Why's that?"

Suddenly, a bottle of aspirin flew in breakneck speed, hitting Cerise in the forehead and knocking her out of her chair!

"OWWWW!" Cerise groaned in pain, "What was that? And why is my head feeling sore, all of a sudden?"

You got yourself a little headache.

"Well, you're the dillhole who caused me to have one!" Cerise shouted angrily at the announcer.

If you're hurting, there's some aspirin on the floor. Feel free to use it!

Unluckily for the announcer, Cerise Hood's eyes changed to that of a werewolf's, therefore showing her anger.

"I'm gonna make you pay for doing that to me!" Cerise shouted in rage as she got off her chair. "I demand that you show yourself and take your beatings like a little sheep! Come on out."

Now Cerise, don't be mad. Your head will get sore.

"Can't you see my head is already sore?" She shouted out again. "I swear, when I'll find you, you'll be the one needing aspirin! Are you even here?"

And now you know, "The Human Headache" Cerise Hood!

"I don't think so!" Cerise shouted while the camera backed away from her. "And you get back here! We're not even done yet! I want you to feel the headache that you gave me earlier! And just so you know, this is a hood, not an big red bandage around my head! Get it right! Hello?"

The truth is, I had a little trouble coming up with this chapter. I swear, I'm losing a little bit of my hilarity. Hopefully, I still hope you Cerise lovers still loved this regardless.

Which person shall be next to face the wrath? Feedbacks are welcome! ^_^