I am so sorry it took me this long to update this. I only work on it when I'm at my cousins and I just finished proofreading it. I hope it's worth the wait. I sort of only have a vage idea on the last few chapters so, it might take me a few more days to finish this. If you leave a reviw it will go even faster I promice.

I do not own Zelda, just Sheik's charitor and the plot, and the charitor personalities.

Sheik turned to his mother, "Is their any news from up there?"

Impa shook her head. "I haven't heard anything new, though." She paused, mind working, "Would you say that Link is rather distraught and in need of comfort?" The crease on her for head the exact same as when Sheik came up with one of his ideas.

Sheik tilted his head, "I would say that Link is in definite need of feminine, womanly comfort right now?" He questioned.

Impa grinned, "So he would need a beautiful women's touch? Like say." She paused casually, "I don't know another angel?"

Sheik nodded, "Yes, because you see. My mother is on another assignment and-"

He ran out and came back with one of Link's broody cats, setting her on Saria's lap. "-The other assigned guardian angel is being mauled by a ferocious beast!" The cart purred very loudly. Sheik pointed, "And making threating noises, clearly Saria has been compromised!"

Impa mock screamed, "Oh no what ever should we do?" The cat sprawled out Saria stroking it's belly.

Sheik mock yelled, "Hurry quick it's no match for you hurry and get a womanly strong-very-good-at-knowing-what-is-going-on angel to quell this ferocious beast!" The 'ferocious beast' started licking Saria's finger… uh… threatingly.

Impa shook her head, "Apparently it's cannibalistic. I'll go get help?"

"Yes, the world could be destroyed by it's cuteness!"

Laughing Impa warped out.

Then Warping back a few minutes later, with a blue zora looking chick. The 'cat' literally mauled her fins, causing her to scream, very nasty things about parents (that were probably true but will not be repeated, Ruto swim in clean water but her mouth is filthy) and other things Sheik could probably translate if he actuality wanted to because they were very ancient zora curses.

The zora after causing all the above to actually happen to her, finally screamed after the 'beast' was firmly held in Saria's arms in a locked room.

"You tricked me Impa!"

Impa looked hurt, "Not true, Link was in definite need of feminine comfort. Beside you were first hand witness to those brutal attacks all of us had to endure. It wads only due to your valiant efforts that we were able to corral the ferocious monstrosity."

The zora glared, then noticed a nonplussed mortal, "Is this your son Impa?"

"Yes. Isn't he cute?"

Sheik looked pained, "Mother."

"You take after your father dear, being cute is a good thing, it keeps you out of trouble and attracts other females."

"It also attracts trouble" Sheik muttered darkly.

Sheik turned to the Zora, "As my mother probably told you, my name is Sheik, the one tied to the chair with angel proof ropes is Link. So more to the point as to why you decided to visit-

"She practically abducted me!" The Zora protested

"This is Ruto, Sheik, be nice."

"-We are a little short on information at the moment. Link's is an absolute wreck, your presences has eased some of that." He added urbanely, angel's were quite susceptible to flattery, he learned from his father. The problem was that his mother took it a little too seriously and his father was a player, who couldn't resist flattering women, particularly one who was a s beautiful and unattainable as his mother. Sheik thought his father was a bit crazy in the head, and quite grateful he inherited his mother's brains. Ruto blushed, Sheik continued, "Do you know why Zelda is up there or any way we could reach them? Any information would be fantastic."

"She's recuperating." Ruto replied evasively. Sheik balefully glowered at her, then she cringed, breaking, "Stop that! Sheesh your like (you look like) your mother, look all I know is that Naryu ordered Nabooru to watch Zelda and Zelda isn't allowed to see anyone okay!"

"Did Naryu say why?"

Ruto just started, dumbstruck, "Do you want my goddess to know I'm here? If you guys keep saying her name she listens. Particularly if it's a half-blood saying it."

Link suddenly had a flash of inspiration; Sheik's hand whipped cuffing him soundly on the back of his head. "Ouch, what was that for!" Link demanded rubbing the spot, did Sheik have to hit so hard.

Sheik raised an elegant eye brow, then turned to Ruto, "If I use another title does it still lure her?"

Ruto shook her head, "I don't think so. I never paid attention to that part of the lecture. But it shouldn't, I mean we have never really asked Na- uh my blue friend about it."

Sheik nodded, before tilting Link's head to him, "I don't know why you complained Link, I always hit you that hard."

"Well it still hurt!"

Sheik rolled his eyes, "You defeated Gannon, and a little whap is that that was needed to defeat you? Sheesh!"

Link continued to rub his head. Mumbling, "It still hurts."

Sheik glanced back once, "And no you can't use you know who's name. If I said it we don't know what she will do to you if you say it. Or to Zelda." He added ominously

Link's vocal cords promptly paralyzed.

Sheik turned to Saria, "So blue is out of the question. What about Forore? Link is under her jurisdiction isn't he?"

Saira blinked, "Yes." She acknowledged tentively, "But the goddesses have regulations in interspersing with other designation could try to reason with Na-blue, it feels so weird calling my Lady that. But nothing would happen without a really really good argument."

Sheik pointed to Link, "Well I'd say her hero is in abject misery, and just harmed himself."

Link glared, "You did that."

Sheik glared/glowered back, "This is my conspiracy bubble, don't pop it."

Link just shook his head, when Sheik was on a roll he would only stop when he wanted to, everything else literally got dragged along in the mud. Sides Sheik was trying to help him this time.

"So how do we call Forore?"

A faint melody like soft summer breeze drifted in, "la la, la-la, la la, la-la, la-ah la lalalal la la."

Link eyed Saria, smiling, "That was a beautiful song."

"Why thank you! My sister taught me it." Came an exuberant voice from behind, Link whipped around. The lyrical speech, came from there, suddenly as Link turned he was tackled, stunned he fell to the floor only to have his face being pulled. "You just sooo cute! You were such a cute little baby, weren't you little Linky poo!"

Surprisingly Shiek made the first move to pull the little girl, scarcely more than 8 off Link, holding her several feet from the floor. While the girl continued to make cooing noises at Link. Before noticing she was being held and Sheik studying her, brought the child a little to close to his face, she began pulling on it the same as she had done with Link, "Aw, littly baby Sheik! Hey how about you come work for me?"

The deep stoic monotone of, "No." didn't denture her in the slightest.

A new visitor? Link blurted, "Where is Zelda?"

"She had been heavened." Forore answered absently, pulling on Sheik's face again.

"Heavened?" Link echoed.

Foroe turned brightly, "Yes heavened, I coined the term myself." Foreore's vibrant eyes dimmed for an instant, "She misses you terribly." Saria reentered the room holding the cat absently.

Link growled, "I'll save her from Naryu. I took out Gannon, and I'll save Zelda. I'm positive she would have at least come back down and told me what was going on."

Forore eyed Link curiously, "Don't judge Naryu too harshly. She really does have Zelda's best interests at heart. Even if it doesn't seem like it (to you)." she admitted

Saria explained, "Goddess have rules, and Lady is the ordinance of time. There are rules and regulations. If they just started doing what ever they wanted, this world would collapse, literally upon itself.

"Then why didn't you three just snap your fingers and take care of Gannon then?"

Forore sighed, "The short, short, paraphrased condensed version is this. If we did then someone else could, and no one really wants that someone to do that, having thirdly some immortal super powered Gannon's running amuck isn't a very fun thought now is it?"

Link shuddered, he had Zelda had barely taken out one.

Forore laid a gentle feather light hand on Link's, her eyes reflection a far deeper sorrow, and greater hope, than he had ever dreamed of. "Don't worry Link. I'm trying to reason with her. Don't give up. Never give up."

Link nodded.

Sheik snorted derively; "By the time she agrees Link could be dead in his grave for a hundred years." He pointed a finger at Forore, "You goddess-angel-people have no concept of how quickly time passes down here."

"Aww, little Sheiky is feeling left out. I'll play with you later don't worry!" Came the delightly cheerful counter.

Sheik shuddered.

Ruto started laughing, along with everyone else to relive the tension of the situation. Before a whisper light touch, stroked her mind.

You do realize Ruto that not using my name attracts even more of my attention right?

The tone mused.

The touch was one Ruto would never forget and recognized instantly.

How long were you listening for!

Our plan might evaporate! There goes Zelda's chance!

Ruto would have started breaking the house to vent her despair

Long enough, assist the hero.

Came the neutral response.

What?

Assist the hero Ruto.

Naryu repeated slowly adding,

But as gently as possible.

The tone was one Ruto hated, like she was a very small child and this was a very simple concept.

And the Sheikah as well. He may prove useful.

Forore smirked. "Ah the glorious war of sibling rivalry."

Irrelevant.

Came the staunchly peeved reply.

Link's plan of sneaking into heaven to rescue Zelda left much to be desired, Killing Sheik to get him up their was equally not gonna happen. Which was why Sheik was currency in an old abandoned building, without a working heater mind you, hiding from Link's sociopathic tendencies. While Link ran about, stalking Sheik's last known trajectory. Sheik stole a blanket on the way over which he had curled up in scribbling on a notebook, writing ideas as how to help Zelda.

The list was as follows

Time travel devise

Steal Link's sword hold for ransom

Resurrect Gannon- that one was crossed out

Hold Link hostage while other villain takes over

Destroy temples- they come down for retribution, and then we hold them hostage until they had over Zelda

Kidnap and or hold other guardian angel's hostage, until their work force is decimated and hold them for ransom until they hand over Zelda

File a complaint against heaven for taking away Zelda for such a good job

Sue Naryu for taking away Zelda

Demand that Link be rewarded, Zelda too, and me for cleaning up their mess and defeating Gannon.

Emotional disturbances, also just how dangerous first hand experience as to how unbalanced Link is without Zelda

Kidnap and hold principle, King

Sick Link's fan girls on the goddess until they give back Zelda

Hero's reward and Hero sacrifice for getting Zelda also Link never knew his family because of the dang sword nor me never knowing my father because I was a half blood and for supposedly 'good' people they didn't do a very good job.

Survival/ villain defeating benefits

Enlist Link in perpetual servitude to either Forore or Naryu

And at the very bottom of the list

Ask Naryu very nicely to give Zelda back

Add 'please' to sentence

"SHEIK! I PROMICE I WOUN'T KILL YOU PAINFULLY! WOULD YOU PLEASE COME OUT SO WE CAN SAVE ZELDA?"

Link screamed from outside, the sound of a hook-shot being pulled, the Link screamed

"FOUND YOU!"

Sheik shook his head, mumbling, "That's not gonna work Link."

"Your making it difficult to track you!" Link shouted

"Yea, no kidding." Sheik responded sarcastically.

"SHEIK! COME ON!" Link tried to coax.

"No, I don't want to."

"SHEIK!"

"Only my mother can get me to come out with that word."

"I'II PUT PEOPLE IN DANGER!" Link threatened

"No you won't." Sheik answered, rather calmly. "Nor will I come out until you give up this idea."

"Oh Sheik?" this came from just above him, and quite feminine. Sheik look up casually, "I was wondering how long you were going to stay up there Ruto. If I might suggest a new strategy?"

Ruto's blue eyes widened, "What pray tell?"

"Link's going through a mental breakdown. I was wondering if as a beautiful zora, you wouldn't mind talking to him? Your radiant wit shall surly distract him from his mental anguish."

Ruto blushed, "I, if you think it would help."

Sheik gave his mouth appealing smile, "Of course it would help! Yet could you do me a small favor? Would you convince Link not to kill me? I'd hate to whip the floor with him."

"Of sure."

Ruto left, Sheik looked across, "What about you Foroe?"

Giggles echoed.

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