I wanted to post this earlier but my laptop was screwing up. 110 reviews? You guys are amazing!
Me: Aaaaannnndddddddddddd we are backk! Ok! Let's get right to it people! I have a very special announcment at the end!
Cat: I love announcments!
Me: Of course you do. Allright, lets do this! From kAtExxx, she asks, " Beck, what inspired you to be a actor? "
Beck: Well, my dad and I used to watch movies all the time becuase my mom would always work late. Whenever I watched the actors on screen,
I'd always be fascinated by how easily it was for them to get into character.
Jade: Oh I'm Beck! I know about acting! I say words!
Beck: Really?
Jade: * rolls eyes *
Me: Ohh..Someones got a snippy attitude tonight..
Jade: * death glares *
Me: Ok..Ok..Gosh..Um, her next question is also for Jade. " Who was your first boyfriend/kiss/crush? "
Jade: His name way Andrew. I had a huge crush on him in the 5th grade. We went for afew months and then we broke up in middle school.
Me: Uh-Huh. That's very interesting. Was he a better kisser than Beck?
Jade: Eh.
Beck: * Gives me and Jade a look *
Me and Jade: What?
Beck: * sighs *
Me: Ok, Our first dare is from DoubleBubble249 ( Cool name btw ) She dares Tori and Andre to express thier true feelings for eachother. Also the
same for Cat and Robbie, and Jade and Beck.
Tori: Well..I mean..Andre's my best friend..but...Iv'e always had these little feelings..um..Well..Not really just friendly feelings..I mean, he's an amazing
musician, really creative, and funny, and he's so nice! So..I think Andre's amazing in one word..
Andre: * smiles * Same her muchacha.
Tori: * smiles *
Me: Very nice. Cat? Robbie?
Cat: * giggles * I love Robbie! He's my best guy friend! I love the songs he writes! I know lots of people say he's really wierd, but that's what I love
about him!
Robbie: * Blushes * Thanks Cat..Um..Cat's adorable. Sure she can be..abit too handel at times but all in all, she's one of the nicest and most fun
person to be around!
Cat: Thank you!
Me: Ok, ok, take it under the misiltoe.
Robbie: But were not in december..
Me: I. Don't. Care. Beck and Jade?
Beck: * Looks over at Jade * I love Jade. That's all I have to say. * smiles *
Jade: * Blushes * Same..
Me: You love yourself Jade?
Jade: * glares * Your pushing it..
Me: * Chuckles * Just messing my good playwright. Allright, she has a question for Jade. " Why do you argue with Beck so much? "
Jade: * Sighs * I don't know..I guess in alot of ways were different. And alot of times thoes differences get in the way.
Me: Makes sense. Ok, now she did have a Tori, but since it's the same dare as the last chapter, were gona go ahead and skip it.
Tori: * Holding hands together and looking up * Thank you.
Me: Yeah..But she did have a note for Cat and the rest of you so I shall read both! For Cat: " Cat, you are my favorite person. "
Cat: Aw! Thanks! Your my favorite person to! * waves *
Me: Mhm. Ans now the note for all of you. " Here is my list of people I like. " : Cat, Beck, Jade, Andre', Robbie, and Tori. Sorry Tori, but I don't like
you very much. Your too mean in alot of fanfics and I like Beck and Andre the same. "
Tori: * Frowns * It's not my fault if people make me out to be mean in thier fanfics!
Me: Yeah, but come on, you have to admit you would play an awsome mean girl.
Tori: * huffs and crosses arms *
Me: Don't pout! Ok, Our next dare is from fansfavorite9. " I dare Tori and Jade to jump in front of a car and scream: Were Dating!
Jade: Please tell me your joking. I mean, seriously?
Me: I am not kidding Jade. So..GET TO IT!
Tori: Where are we gona get a car?
Me: Sinjin!
* Sinjin comes driving up in beatle *
Tori: Oh come on!
Me: * Laughs * Onto the dare!
Jade and Tori: * Grumble angirly under thier breath *
* Jade and Tori run in front of the car *
Jade and Tori: WERE DATING!
Sinjin: Can I watch!
Jade and Tori: NO!
Sinjin: * shrinks in his seat *
Jade: Well that's over with..
Tori: Agreed.
Me: Allright. Ooh..Looks like were in for a little Beck bashing!
Andre: What's Beck bashing?
Me: You'll see soon enough. Allright, her next dare is for Beck to aploigize to Jade for that " I have a car. " comment. " Stupid Beck! I hate you! "
Beck: Um..Allright..That wasn't offensive..Um, I'm really sorry for that comment Jade. It was rude and arrogant.
Jade: Whatever.
Me: She aslo dares Cat to shave off Beck's hair!
Beck: What!
Cat: But..I don't think that's very nice..
Me: neither is me locking my little brother in the bathroom, but I do it anyways.
Andre: Your horrible.
Me: Aw..Thanks..
Tori: * Whisperes to Andre * I swear she's got some of Jade's DNA...
Me: Here is your shaver Cat!
Cat: * Frowns and walks over to Beck *
Beck: * Smiles sadly *
Cat: ...I CAN'T DO IT! * cries *
Me: Oh crap..Ok..Ok...Ok..OK!
Cat: * Sniffles *
Me: * Groans in fustration * Fine..You don't have to do the dare..
Cat: Yay!
Beck: Thank you!
Me: Yeah, yeah, don't get used to it. Anyways, she's got one more question and it's for you.
Beck: Oh boy..
Me: She asks, " Are you a robot or a Beckbot?-
Tori: Beckbot?
Me: DON'T INTERRUPT ME! " Did you not care for Jade's feelings? At all? Is there a reason your so mean to her in season 3? " And a note: Jade
deserves so much better than you! I HATE YOU!
Beck: Man...This girl really dosen't like me...
Me: Really? We couldn't tell.
Beck: * Glares * Um, look, None of that's true. I am not a, Beckbot? I guess..I was never mean to her. I love Jade with all of my heart and Iv'e already
said it but I'll say it again, I regret not opening the door. I always will...
Jade: * Smiles *
Tori: Aww...
* Everyone looks at Tori *
Tori: Sorry..I gotta stop doing that!
Me: Really. Ok, Our next dare is from curly1221. " Jade, don't use your Mock-Tori voice, at ALL! For at least three chapters. "
Jade: Damnit..
Me: Ha! Her his next question is for Cat: " When did you find out that you liked Robbie? "
Cat: * Sighs * I already told you guys, I only like Robbie like that alittle bit.
Me: For now..He had a dare for Robbie, but I don't like repeating dares alot, so I'm gona go ahead and skip it. His last dare is for Beck. He dares
you to read a tradgedy story from faniction involving Jade's death.
Beck: Come, on people!
Me: Less talking, more reading * Hands laptop *
* 10 Minutes later *
Beck: * On the virge of tears * God..That's really...deep..
Me: Yeah, we have alot of emotional witers on fanfiction. Allright, our next question is for Jade and it's from Beware I Like Pizza! Hola my friend!
Jade: Get on with it.
Me: * sticks tounge out * She asks, " Why do you like scissors so much as apposed to a knife or something more dangerous? "
Jade: Because a knife dosen't make the sound a pair of scissors do when they open and close.
Me: Uh-Huh. Alright, MackenzieBATfan1, had a dare for all of you. We'll start of with Andre's dare. She dares you to drink a carton of you least favorite
beverage.
Andre: Aw man! I gotta drink prune juice?
Me: Yup! * Hands him a carton of prune juice *
Andrew: Gross..* Drinks and then gags * Ugh! That was disgusting!
Me: Yes! Ok, her dare for Robbie, is to wear a dress for the rest of the interview.
Robbie: Not cool!
Me: We know your not Robbie, now go put on the dress.
Jade: * Grins *
Robbie: Offended! * Get's up to go change in the back room *
Me: Onto miss Valentine! Her dare for you is to take a stuffed rainbow unicorn and cut into little pieces with a pair of Jade's scissors!
Cat: NOOOO!
Me: YESSS! * Hands her a stuffed rainbow unicorn * Jade?
Jade: * Hands scissors to Cat and smirks *
Cat: * Her lip is quivering while she's cutting it up *
Jade: I like this chick.
Me: Her dare for Jade is to dress up like a little girl and give a positive comment on every dare.
Jade: I HATE YOU.
Me: * Laughs * We know Jade, we know.
Robbie: This dress is itchy
* Everyone bursts out laughing *
Robbie: It's not funny!
Tori: Y-Yes it is!
Jade: * Snickering * I think you look better in that than you do in your regular clothes Shapiro.
Robbie: Hey!
Me: Hahahaha! Ok, ok..Jade, go change!
Jade: * Grumbles under breath and goes to change *
Me: Allright, her dare for Beck is to let the host make him look like the red queen from alice in wonderland.
Beck: I'm really getting slapped in the face this chapter aren't I?
Me: Yes, yes you are. Now c'mere!
* 30 minutes later *
* Everyones laughing even harder *
Me: That..That..Oho! That is amazing!
Beck: * Glares * Thanks guys..Really..
* Jade steps out and immediatly starts laughing *
Jade: What happened to you Oliver?
Me: It was his dare, Jadelyn..* Snickers *
Jade: * grabs me by the throat * Call me by my full name again. I DARE YOU.
Me: * Struggiling to breath *
Tori: Jade! She can't breath!
Jade: So?
Tori: JADE!
Jade: * sighs * Fine! * Drops me *
Me: * Breathing heavily * ARE YOU F***ING INSANE? I COULDN'T F***ING BREATH!
* Everyone goes silent and Jade's eyes are wider than ever *
Me: * I slap my hands over my mouth * Oh..Um.. * Clears throat * Allright..Um..Let's move on shall we..
Andre: Jesus..
Tori: I know...
Me: Allright, her final dare is for Tori and it's for her to sing the schnuffle bunny song.
Tori: Oh no..That song is kind of annoying..
Jade: Yay! That song is so cute!
Me: Hmm..You know what..I hate that song..so..I'll let it pass.
Jade: Aw..
Me: Uh-Huh. Ok our next dare is from StormCreek! ( Hello again to you to my friend! ) And her dare is for the entire cast to sing a journey song!
Jade: She's got good taste in music!
Me: Ageed! Allright, the song I choose for you all is..." Anyway You Want It! "
Robbie: I love that song!
Me: Don't we all? All right! Get singing!
Andre: Any way you want it! That's the way you need it!
Any way you want it!
Andre: She loves to laugh.
Beck: She loves to sing.
Robbie: She does everything.
Tori: She loves to move.
Jade: She loves to groove.
Cat: She loves the lovin' things.
Andre: Ooh, all night, all night Oh, every night!
Robbie: So hold tight, hold tight Ooh baby, hold tight!
Everyone: Oh, she said Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it! She said, Any way you want it! That's the way you need it!
Any way you want it!
Beck: I was alone. I never knew. What good love could do.
Jade: Ooh, then we touched! Then we sang! About the lovin' things!
Cat: Ooh, all night, all night! Oh, every night! So hold tight, hold tight! Ooh baby, hold tight!
Everyone: Oh, she said, Any way you want it!
That's the way you need it! Any way you want it! She said, Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it!
* Guitar Break *
Tori: She said, Hold on! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on, hold on, baby!
* Guitar Break *
Everyone: Oh, she said, Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it! Any way you want it! That's the way you need it!
Any way you want it!
Oh, she said, Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it! Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it!
Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it! Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it!
Any way you want it!
That's the way you need it! Any way you want it! Any way you want it! That's the way you need it!
Any way you want it!
Any way you want it! That's the way you need it! Any way you want it!
Me: * Claps * Whoo! That was awsome you guys!
Andre: Thanks!
Me: Allright, very great job you guys, but, unfortuanetly, we must move on! We have another question and dare from curly1221. He asks, " Jade,
how did you Beck and meet? "
Jade: Andre introduced us.
Me: Boring.. His dare is for Cat! He dares her to taser the person in the room she leasts wants to taser.
Jade: That sounds fun!
Cat: Okay! * Tasers Robbie *
Robbie: OWW!
Me: * Laughing * Very good Cat. Allright, I think it's about time to wrap this chapter up! But not before, I make my very special announcment! Ok,
I am going to have a guest start contest!
Jade: Oh God..
Me: Yes! One of you lucky reviewers is going to get the chance to be on the interview with me! PunkLuv101! You will get to read some questions! Meet the gang! All of that chiz! All you have to is leave a review saying if you want to enter. I'll wirte down all the names who enter and put them in a hat and randomly pull one out! Yes, I know, it's abit old-fashoned and cliche' but who cares? Allright, I'm your host, PunkLuv101! Saying, goodnight! And...Um..SCREAM AT THE SKY! BYE!
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