A/N Hello Guys! Thank you for all those who are reading this far, I forgot to tell you that in the last chapter. Since remembrance day just passes (Wednesday) let's take some time and remember all the characters who have passed in the PjatO and HOO series.
Maria di Angelo
Laura Jackson
Jim Jackson
Rich Jackson
The oracle's host
Grover's Uncle Ferdinand
Beryl Grace
Esperanza Valdez
Marie Levesque
Hazel Levesque (Brought back to life, but still died)
Sammy Valdez
All children of Athena looking for the Athena Parthenos
Cottus
Gyges
Satyrs looking for Pan
Gabe Ugliano
Bianca di Angelo (she died bravely)
Zoe Nightshade (Think about her for 10 sec or more)
Pan
Lee Fletcher
Castor
Daedalus
Many demigods that fought during the Battle of the Labyrinth
Charles Beckendorf (- Remember him)
Michael Yew
Leneus
Silena Beauregard (She died fighting the drakon)
Ethan Nakamura
Luke Castellan (The hero who stopped Kronos)
Every Nature spirits, Nymphs and everyone who died in the battle of Manhattan
Festus
Gwen
Roman campers
Grandma Zhang (Maybe)
Halcyon Green
Scipio
Bryce Lawrence
Octavian
Kinzie
Phoebe
Naomi
Celyn
Leo Valdez (He came back to life later)
Hunters and Amazons
Demigods alike in the war against Gaea
Bob
Damason
Now take 20 secs to remember everything that died during the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series.
I just realized that already this is 4 pages… Great now my story is going to be like going to be 16 pages.
This is just to remember them; this is not going to be a sad story… so don't be in that mood.
Let's just get to today's shout outs.
KoolKat0207
Alexis: Guys you got competition!
Eeveecat1248- Sorry… XD
I like to laugh
Grennaforever 3
There is also an important A/N after the story…
Ahh and there we have it…
Warning: This story may be boring or plain horrible. Hopefully Percy can keep the flames away.
Today's battle is Percy vs Hazel
Disclaimer: See previous chapters
Percy P.O.V
Today was the first day of sex-ed lessons. Piper wanted to do cabin by cabin to make it easier. She said to start with the big three. Nico, Jason, Hazel and I. Hazel, I noticed was looking a little uncomfortable. I can't blame her; she was going to get introduced to all these relationships that she doesn't want to learn. She also will learn about relationships and stuff.
"Welcome! You are going to learn stuff from me, I would like to be addressed Piper, not Ms. Piper, not Mclean, Piper." I snickered.
"One day you will be known as Mrs. Grace," Piper blushed.
"Since Percy made that comment, we will talk about your relationship first Percy," Oh Zeus. Now it was Jason and Nico's turn to laugh. Piper began drawing out the family tree of the gods.
"You are the son of Poseidon. Poseidon is the brother of Zeus. Annabeth is the daughter of Athena who is the daughter of Zeus." Oh no, I see where she is going.
"Technically you and Athena are cousins. So that means you are dating your niece? And Annabeth is dating her uncle…" My mouth was literally hanging open. Great now, I can never get that image out of my mind. Dating my niece.
"Jason, your turn," Piper winked. "Zeus or Jupiter is the grandson of Ouronus. Aphrodite is the daughter of Ouronus. Technically. So that means that you are dating your great cousin? Great aunt? I don't know it is too complicated." I glanced at Jason. He looked deathly pale. I thought he was going to puke.
"Hazel, it's your turn now," Hazel looked like she would rather fight monsters than suffer from this talk.
"Hades is the brother of Zeus. Mars is the son of Jupiter. So, what I'm saying is it is the same situation as Percy and Annabeth. You are dating like your nephew? And Frank is dating his aunt." This time Hazel excused herself outside. I couldn't blame her. This is just plain gross.
"Nico, I see you are single," Nico blushed. "Here are your choices if you want to date,"
"DON'T date someone from the Hades cabin, you are technically dating your sister or um brother if you decide to date a boy…."
"Moving on, if you date someone from the big three blah blah blah blah, blah, blah times 1000, blah Next we are going to talk about the rules of dating." Zzzz, sorry dosed off there. I realized Hazel walked in right now. Just in time to learn about relationships! Lucky her!
"Rule number one, Chiron wants no make out sessions in closets," We all blushed but Nico. All Styx, I was about to suggest that to Annabeth!
"Rule number two: Percy, no making out at the bottom of the ocean or lake,"
"Oh come on! It's not like I'm going to do that" I lied. Piper raised an eyebrow. Never mind, I was planning to that.
"Rule number three, you may only make out where ever you want only if it is special occasions. Like if it is like the fourth of July or something."
"Rule number four, if you decide to play in your bed, wink wink, it is fine as long as you don't overdo it, and don't get the girl pregnant, like in a week," Better remember rule number four.
"Rule number 5, PDA is okay as long as it is not kissing every day and it is overdone. Remember there are campers here that are as young as 7 years old. They may think that you guys are chewing your faces out," That suspiciously reminded me of blackjack.
"I think that is it, Chiron would like to say anything is fine as long as the girls won't have big bellies in the next few months," Chiron knows how to make us blush. That's for sure. Piper, looking weirded out and said,
"So, that was an interesting talk, lunch?"
"No thanks, I will probably puke it out," I replied truthfully.
Time Change
After that really useful talk with Piper, I decided to hang out with my bro Leo.
"So, Percy, want to bet?"
"How much?"
"5 drachmas and a hamburger"
"Fair enough, what's the bet?"
"Who's pick up line works better,"
"WHAT? I whispered quietly. Ha, I used a… what did my girlfriend say it was…yes an oxymoron.
"Hey bro, a deal is a deal and you can use the pickup line on me!" Leo said excitedly.
"Fine," I gave up.
"Okay, I'm going to pretend to be Annabeth," Leo pulled out a fake wig from his belt. He put it on.
"Okay, Seaweed Brain," Leo said in a voice that is not even close to Annabeth. I glared at him.
"You don't sound like Annabeth," Leo shrugged.
"I'm not a photographer. But I can picture you and I together."
"That's nice, but I don't feel attracted to you at all! Maybe because we are the same sex?" Leo continued in a very high pitch voice. I face palmed.
"Now honey, don't keep hurting you head, it makes you look bad," I glared at him. Leo took of the wig and returned to his regular self.
"Okay my turn," Leo said.
"Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day," Leo grinned.
"Good huh?"
"I guess, but how are we going to play this out?"
"After your battle today, we are going to meet them and we are going to use our pickup lines and see who is more attracted," Leo stuck his hand out. And I shook it.
Today is going to be an interesting day.
Hazel P.O.V
Hello. I'm here. Thank you Chiron and Piper for making my day extra special. See the sarcasm? I can't even look at Frank. I probably will either laugh or puke looking at Frank. NO! Not because he is ugly…because I still can't get over the fact that I'm dating my nephew. And kissing him too.
Oh gods. I just realized I'm technically fighting my cousin. I should be like 80 years older than him.
Now let's talk about making out in closets…
Wait, on second thought let's not talk about making out in closets. I just had a weird image of opening a closet door only to find Percy and Annabeth in a make out session. Gross!
"Sup dudes! Yeah, see that? New intro! Today marks the first battle of round 3!" Leo stated excitedly.
"Yup, almost there. Kind of. Not really. Anyway, tomorrow's battle is Piper against Nico…Wonder what is goings to happen. Hey, don't fall asleep, guys, I can see you. Today's battle is Percy, water boy and Hazel the, the, uh, Frank's girlfriend!" Leo saved himself.
No Leo! I groaned out loud. He just stuffed the memory of dating my nephew back into my head. There goes the memory of Percy and Annabeth sitting in a tree.
"Oooh, Hazel looks like she is going to be sick! Maybe, we can get some medicine for her,"
"Or maybe Leo can shut up, then she will be better," Frank yelled.
"Ouch, there goes Zhang, maybe I should just start the battle," Leo pulled a big red button that said "Do NOT press," My eyes widened.
"Let me guess, you are going to press that,"
"Right you are Hazel!" Leo pressed the button. Then a loud beeeeeeep rang over camp half blood. For a second I thought someone swear, then I realized that was signaling the battle to begin.
Right away I was drowned in water. I sighed. What was I expecting? Flowers? I chided myself for that thought. I drew my spatha.
Would the mist work now? As I thought that I got drowned in water again. Percy was headed towards me with Riptide. I quickly rolled as he came slashing at me.
A sudden memory popped into my head. Annabeth told me that Percy liked cookies. Blue cookies in particular. Wouldn't it be funny if I tricked him and make the crowd throw blue cookies at him?
Ouch! The sight of blood made me dizzy. I wobbled out of the way as Percy came slashing again. Percy just slashed at my foot as I was explaining my sudden thought.
I quickly deflected, sidestepped, blocked rolled and jabbed at Percy. Percy on the other hand, slashed, jabbed, slashed with the flat of the blade kicked then blocked.
I closed my eyes and imagined him hitting me with the flat of the blade. Then the crowd would throw blue cookies at him! I opened my eyes just in time to see a certain blade come colliding into my stomach knocking me flat on my back. I hope the mist got summoned.
Percy P.O.V
As Hazel closed her eyes, I came advancing and lunged at Hazel knocking her flat on her back. Immediately, all around fans started to throw cookies. Wait blue cookies? Since when did they have blue cookies? I decided this was a trick of the mist. But those cookies, so soft so delicious. No Percy, that's the mist! So soft, tasty. Fine take one!
I took a cookie. Then, I decided to end the trick of the mist. I summoned the water, with the cookie in my hand. The water carried Hazel, who had blood dripping from her leg. I quickly went over to her and made an air bubble, so when she got in the water she was able to breathe.
"Up up up demigods! Lose some weight, because the demigods are on the move, come on sing with me! 99 bottles of nectar on the wall. 99 bottles of nectar! Take one down, pass It around, 98 bottles of nectar on the wall! 98 bottles of…" Leo sang.
I sighed. Demigods were now joining in. I wonder if Annabeth was singing too. That thought made me smile. I splashed into the ocean. Hazel shook herself out of her stupor. She realized she was in the canoe lake. Her eyes widened in fear as she realized I was in my home territory.
My home territory. The water. Too bad it wasn't the ocean, I would have called the fish and the animals to surround her, but not hurt her. So, now it was the son of Poseidon, the best swordsman in years against the daughter of Hades.
I swam up to her. I lunged…Wait you can't lunge in water… Hold on, I propelled myself forward. Better? I slashed at her. She deflected a little too slowly. I realized that and instead of hitting her with the tip of the sword I hit her with the blade of the sword. The impact knocked her back in the lake. I quickly swam forwards.
As I swam, I saw little mini cameras disguised as fish follow me. I waved at them. I pulled out the cookie I still had. Wait it wasn't a cookie, it was gone! See told you it was a trick. Shut up.
I pulled Hazel into a headlock, and thrusted my sword under her throat. She didn't move.
"1 bottle of nectar on the wall! 1 bottle of nectar! Take one down, pass it around 0 bottles of nectar on the wall!" Leo finished singing.
I grabbed Hazel, making instantly dry and I propelled myself up to the surface. I climbed out of the lake. I was greeted by Annabeth kissing me.
Frank fed Hazel, nectar!
Leo, well he was asking anyone if they wanted his auto graph. He said his singing was good, he quoted as
"One day when you have kids, you can say you met Leo Valdez the best singer in my time!"
I had to roll my eyes on that. Then Leo came over and spoke 8 words that made me shudder.
"Ready to win some love or get smacked?"
Dun, dun, dun!
End of chapter 10
A/N There you have it guys! Left it on a cliffhanger. Sorry for the late update.
I was working on a new story. Here is a sneak peek. Check it out!
What! This is a couple?
Have you ever read a summary and were like; This is a couple? This is creepy or I need to puke my face off because of the couple choice? Join Leo and the gang as they read Fanfiction that are not normal in their "demigod world". There will be slash, humor, romance and of course puking. What are you waiting for? The gang is waiting! Percabeth Jasper Frazel! Caleo!
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