Once there was a boy named Link. Then a great evil spread across the land. You readers think this story is about that right? Wrong. This is about something much worse but the characters won't really make sense until I explain the story. You people would know this if you played The Legend of Zelda and for those of you who have. I congratulate you. The great evil spread across the land. When the princess and the 6 maidens went to investigate, they were captured by the shadow of the hero Link. So Link followed his shadow and found the four sword. And since he was to stupid to have grabbed the master sword when he left to accompany the maidens, he had a choice, he could pull the sword and release the evil wind sorcerer Vaati, or he could go home and get the master sword. Link did the only sensible thing. "Four sword lend me your power!" Of course that released Vaati and split Link into four, and skipping the exiting fighting part Link defeated Vaati, put the four sword back and all seemed normal. Until the bad thing happened.
"Aw come on! Cry baby! Cry baby! Don't tell anyone I flooded the basement or Mr. Squiggles gets it!"
"No! Mr. Squiggles! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"You know Blue, it really ruins the point of Red not telling anyone when I'm standing right here."
"Don't tell anyone I flooded the basement Vio!"
"Or what? You'll kill a teddy bear? Honestly Blue, I thought you were more mature than that."
"Why yo-!"
"Yay! Green is awake!" Now you must understand, Green was totally confused. After all when he put the four sword back, hadn't they all become one again?
"Wait why are you guys here?"
"That is a very good question Green. As it turns out-."
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NERD TALK VIO!"
"Blue! Let him talk! What were you going to say Vio?
"The four sword has a curse. Whoever gets it is going to be pestered by it when something he or she can't deal with on their own is about to happen."
"Wait what's so bad I can't-"
"LINK! TIME FOR SCHOOL"
"Yep that would do it." Now because Vio suggested to the school not to put Red and Blue in any classes together, Vio and Red both has first period English. And Red was thinking about butterflies and bunnies.
"-And the essay's due tomorrow!" {Huh an essay. No problem! I can write an essay! I'll ask Blue for help!} thought Red. Now if anyone reading this has read the manga, you would know that Blue would probably just beat Red up. So the next day in class.
"Red would you please come up here."

"Sure. The furry panda is a noble creature, known for it's excellent chess playing abilities. Pandas often play chess in exchange for leather, which make up a large part of their preferred diet. They also make a fortune out of licecing, where they kill and stuff members of their own clan to sell as plush toys for young children. It is often theorized that one day, these plush pandas will rise up and rule the world. Which will be fun because pandas are fun!"

silence.

"Red we were supposed to be doing a report on the Mona Lisa. And this information is also extremely inaccurate."
"Ok time for my backup story that blue made for me!"

Groans.

"Once there was Benjamin the Bunny. And today was his birthday. And for his birthday, he got a bazooka. Now he used his bazooka to blow up Larry Pigs barn. And Lisa Ducks Pond. And then Benjamin got beat up by a group of angry animals. THE END. Just kidding. Larry Pig wanted revenge. So he stole the bazooka from an unconscious and bleeding Benjamin. So he tied a bandana around his head and set out to kill Benjamin Bunny and whoever gave him the bazooka. So he carefully aimed at Benjamin. And then the barn blew up again because a chicken was also having a birthday party. And she got a car. So Larry set out to kill her too. But first he killed Benjamin. Then he killed the person who gave Benjamin the bazooka in the first place. His name was Phil. Too bad too. He was a nice guy. So Larry set off after the chick. Her name's Kayla by the way. So after he stepped in the pool of Phil's blood. Kayla appeared. She was driving her new {and probably totaled} car. So Larry took aim then fired. But the bazooka was clogged, so it self-destructed on Larry. But Kayla wanted revenge for almost getting shot. So she went to the store where Phil got the bazooka. And then the world blew up! The End!"

"Red you get fifteen hours detention for that inappropriate story."
"Sniff,"
"Oh no"
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

in detention

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" *Hit in the face with a book.*
Blue you're here! I'm so happy!"
"Ah hitting you in the face. The only real purpose a book can ever have."

At home.

"um Vio I redid my report. Will you check it for me?"
"Sure. … This is horrifying.
"What did I accidentally spell a bad word?
" No it's the spelling errors."
"What's an error?"
"Something that's wrong."
"Oh"
"This is horrible."
" I don't see a spelling error where is it?"
"Where do you want me to start?"
"Ooh look a cookie! Yay!"
"Blue how could you take advantage of Red like that?"
"Look Green I don't need any of your coaching! I don't need you guys! You're all just pathetic wimps!"
"Um hello? I think I'm going to need some elephant tranquilizers… ok get here as soon as you can… You heard me didn't you Blue"
"Crap I did!"
"Now let's not fight."
"I like elephants!"
"You're a piece of talking crap!"
"Guys this isn't going to get us anywhere."
"Shut up Green!"
"You shut up!"
"Stop being a meenie!"
"STOP!"

silence.

"Now I agree with Green this pointless bickering isn't going to get us anywhere. We must not lose ourselves."…
"Cookie?"
"Shut up"
"You're mean!"
"Now what did I just say?"
"Shut up!"
"Blue stop yelling at Vio."
"Then I'll yell at you Green!"

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And then the house blew up because of a bazooka.