Me: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!
Marie: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING!?!?
Me: Oh, I just finished the memory learning course. I learned that if you shout things out loud you can remember them more easy. . . .I LIKE PIE!!!
Marie: O-kay, well it appears that Beauty and Gasser aren't here yet but we can show you footage from a dare that T.N. Moon sent.
Bath-time Fun
Beauty and Gasser are sat in a tub with bubbles in, currently having a bubble war. Also, bubbles are covering their private parts.
Gasser: Hey Beauty, guess who I am! (moulds bubbles on his head into the shape of an afro)
Beauty: It's Bobobo, right?
Gasser: Yep! (moulds bubbles to look like a ducktail style hairdo and gets a few more bubbles and puts them around his mouth) Now who am I!?
Beauty: Captain Battleship!
Gasser: YES! And do ya wanna know why?
Beauty: Why?
Gasser: Cos I'm a torpedo!
Beauty: Ahaha! Hey! You're a torpedo-file!!
Gasser: Good one, Beauty! Turn around, I'll wash your back.
Beauty: Oh, thanks Gas-can.
Beauty turns around and Gasser washes Beauty's back.
Gasser: Wanna hair wash?
Beauty: Sure.
Gasser: Ok. (pours a bucket full of water on her head.
Beauty: Ahh! Gas-can! That's freezing cold!
Gasser: I know, it was supposed to be!
Beauty: THAT'S IT! You're gonna get it now!
End of...what was it called again
Me: Just so you know, that footage was taken last night when I spiked their drinks. That's why they're laughing a lot. If I hadn't spiked their drinks then they wouldn't go near each other in that tub.
Marei: Hey, they're here! And now please welcome once again, Beauty and Gasser!
Beauty and Gasser walk on stage and sit on their stools.
Gasser: I hate this stool.
Marie: Get a life.
Gasser: Why don't you?
Marie: I'm only 11!!!!!!
Me: Boys. So immature.
Beauty: I know.
Me: Anyway, here's Melody with the weather.
Marie: Wrong script idiot!
Me: Shut up! Here is animefreak469
question:Beauty,if gasser and bobobo were dieing from a disease and you could only save one of them who would you save and why
Beauty: Honestly, I can't say. Gas-Can's a good friend and he always protects me. But without Bobobo then everyone would lose their hair.
Me: That speech was so beautiful, that I'm gonna eat this chicken. (eats chicken)
Marie: NO! spit it out! You're allergic to chicken, remember?
yaoi dare:Gasser i dare you to go on a date with rice and then after the date is over you have to have to kiss him ON THE LIPS!
Gasser: WHAAAAT!!
Me: Go, Gasser! Your boyfriend awaits!
Marie: I thought you hated yaoi.
Me: I do but I also hate you.
Marie: Oh...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
Two hours later...
Gasser: Beauty, remind me to sue that bitch, Tsukimomo.
Me: What did I do?
Marie: Oh I get it. Rice used his tongue, didn't he?
Gasser: Thank god no one saw it.
Me: Bzzd! WRONG!
Image of Gasser and Rice appears on screen behind.
Gasser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me: Ok, here is bobobo lover 456
1. Make me lay off, emo boy.
Gasser: For the last time I'M NOT AN EMO!
2. And lay off Beauty.
3. She belongs to Gaoh.
4. You're just jealous!
Gasser: Am not!
Beauty: WHAAT! Don't I have any free will anymore?
Marie: I feel your pain.
Me: Your pain is my pleasure.
Marie: Freak.
5. I'm bored.
6. Get me a soda, slave.
Gasser: Well that's too bad for you cos I'm not getting you one!
7. Linkin' Park pwnz all the bands you like... if you can call that screeching sound from your favorite bands' instruments music.
8. At least I don't dress emo and then deny that I am!
Gasser: If anyone's the emo around here, it's you.
Me: NO! IT'S ME!
9. My foot pwnz Pepsi.
10. Why does the PS3 cost so dang much?!
Gasser: Why should I care. Is he done yet!
For Beauty:
...I got nothing.
Beauty: The only thing I like about that guy is that he never asks me anything.
Dare:
Beauty must go on a date with Gaoh, with Hatenko, Softon, Rice, and Mario as bodyguards. The bodyguards are free to kill Gasser if he is caught spying.
Three hours later, Gasser comes running on stage looking as though he had been running for his life.
Gasser: That's cos I was running for my life.
Me: Were you spying on Beauty?
Gasser: NO! Um-a-er... a pack of wolves began chasing me.
Beauty walks on stage and sits on stool.
Me: Hi Beauty.
Beauty: Hn...
Marie: Now who's the emo?
Beauty: Shut up!
Gasser: That's my line!
Beauty: Not anymore!
Me: Allllll-righty then! Here is NewtGirl!
Gasser: its the kind of question that involves cute turtles. Im also sorry about that guy who hates you. god.
Gasser: Thank you for your sympathy. I hate the guy as much as everyone else does. YOU HERE THAT BOBOBO LOVER 456!
Beauty: Take this(gives beauty shock stick) your going to need it when you get older when people try to rape you( If they try they beter kiss theyre balls goodbye BECAUSE IM CHOPPING THEM OFF!) and yay you like turtles! My cousin has an addiction to turtles and she will kill ANYONE who mocks turtles and DO YOU LIKE SQUIRRELS!?!?!?!
Beauty: Oh thankyou! That's so kind of you! Turtles rock! Also, I like squirrels but only red ones. Gray ones are just plain boring.
Tsuki's phone: Nah nah nah nah naaaah! I got a text!
Me: Sorry! I'll just turn that off. Anyway, sorry folks but that's all we can fit into this part of the show. I'm Tsuki.
Marie: And I'm Marie.
Both: And this is BBC News.
Gasser: Freaks.