I own NOTHING, kiddies! (Well i came up with the plot)

Anyway, here's the story! (This one's gonna be a little different :)

I know...I'm evil. But hey, you might actually like it.

Enjoy friends.

"Okay, the results are-" Samus was cut off by the intercom.

"Sheik and Ike, please report to the roof for your next mission." It said.

They groaned in unison.

"Oh, come on! I wanted to hear this!" Ike said.

"Just hurry up and tell us!" Sheik rushed.

"Hmm...On second thought..."Samus said examing the papers."I think i'll save these for later."

"What?" They both exclaimed.

"Yeah, you guys are one case...that I think i'll leave alone." Samus smiled.

"Wait! So, you're telling me that you forced us through that for nothing?" Ike yelled.

"Hey, don't get snappy with me, pretty boy! It's just better not to know some things! Trust me!"

"Whatever! This whole situation is stupid and jacked up! I'd rather be in community service right now!" He growled and then turned down the hallway. When he was out of earshot, Sheik turned to Samus.

"So...now that Ike is gone, what'd it say?" Sheik asked.

"Nice try." Samus grinned.

"Oh, God damnit!" Sheik cursed and turned down the hall after Ike.

About 3 hours later:

"Why me?" Sheik whined.

"Because, I said so! Just do it!" Ike growled.

"Who are you to tell me what to do?

"Okay, how many times have I saved your life?"

Sheik thought for a moment. "I don't know, like four or something."

"Well, then you owe me! Plus, this is your fault!"

She sighed."Yeah. You're right."

"Okay! NOW GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" He screamed, dangling out of the helicopter.

"Okay! Geez, i'm coming!" She said.

She tried reaching out to him but he was too far away.

"Ike! Grab onto my chain!" She said throwing it his way.

He grabbed it but cried out when the tip shocked him. "YOU BITCH!" He screamed.

"Oh...forgot about that one. Sorry." She said, smile thankfully hidden by her cowl.

"OKAY, WELL HELP!" He said fingers slipping.

She teleported over to where he was dangling. She sat on the edge casually.

She yawned and then looked down at him. "I'm sorry. Did you forget the magic word?"

"FUCK YOU!" He spat.

"Nope, that's not it." She glanced at her nails.

"PLEASE!" Ike screamed as his hand slipped and he started falling.

Sheik just sat there and watched him scream as he dropped.

After about 4 seconds, the ninja teleported down, grabbed him, and then teleported him back up. He was still screaming when he appeared inside the helicopter.

Sheik's furious laughter snapped him back to reality.

He was panting like crazy, trying to get over what had just happened.

They had been on their way to their next assignment for community service in the helicopter, when Sheik pressed a button that sent Ike bursting side ways out of his seat and off of the air craft. He managed to grab onto the rim of the copter, but couldn't pull himself up.

He scowled at her through his quick breaths, and then looked away from her. When Sheik stopped laughing, and Ike stopped talking, she grew bored.

"What, are you ignoring me now?" She asked.

He didn't answer. He just kept his gaze straight at the pilot's head.

"Hello?" She waved a hand in front of his face. He gave her an annoyed glance and then turned away.

Sheik narrowed her eyes. He can't keep that up. He's Ike. It's his nature to talk to me.

She sighed and looked out the window. As she watched the clouds go by, she thought of a way to occupy herself. She pulled out a rubber band and aimed it at Ike's face. She giggled to herself as she did this. When she was in the perfect postion, she shot it at him.

But, to her suprise, he smacked it away before it could touch him. She huffed and crossed her arms.

About half an hour passed and Sheik was bored out of her mind. She went through many 'Are we there yet?' episodes with the pilot until he finally snapped and screamed for her to shut the hell up. She growled, but stopped talking.

She knew where they were headed for. They were going to the ancient ruins to investigate some things. Apparently, that was the place where all of those asassins in the forest originated from. Sheik just hoped they wouldn't be there long.

Out of bordom, she tilted her head back and forth until something caught her eye. Something she couldn't resist.

Buttons.

She reached out to push a shiny blue one, but someone grabbed her hand.

"Don't even think about it." Ike said in a deadly tone.

"Yay! You returned to planet earth!" She exclaimed.

"I hate you." He said.

"No you don't."

"Well...I don't like you."

"Yes you do."

"...You get on my nerves."

Sheik snorted. "Can't argue with that one."

He smiled slightly. "You know what's funny?"

"Humor me." She said looking out the window.

"No matter what you do, I can't bring myself to hate you. And, no matter what I do, you can't bring yourself to not hate me." He said with a humorless smirk.

Sheik turned to look at him, suprised by what he said. "Ike, I don't hate you."

He raised an eyebrow.

"I caught you didn't I? If I hated you, I would have let you drop and die." She said.

His smile soon turned to a smirk. "That's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me."

She shrugged. "Whatever."

"You do realize that this means that you're coming to terms with your obsession with me, don't you?" He said putting his face close to hers.

She knew that he was only kidding, but she could feel herself blushing. Wait! I don't blush!

Luckily, it was hidden by her cowl. She looked at him with a sudden flood of emotion.

Is it hot in here or what? Sheik thought. Oh, no! What am I saying! We're in a helicopter!

Ike saw her eyes grow large and had a mental evil laugh. I am so going to love this! He thought.

He leaned in closer and pulled down her cowl. But, she didn't push him away or stop him. She just sat frozen. Damnit! Do something! Don't just sit there like an idiot! She screamed at herself.

But, she didn't move. Not even when Ike's mouth was so close to hers. And then, Sheik finally leaned in to close the gap between them.

But, Ike pulled away just as she did that. "Do you honestly think that i'd kiss you?" He wispered with an evil grin on his face. She just sat there and gaped at him.

He errupted in loud laughter, gripping his stomach. Sheik looked away in shame. Do I have ANY self control? She screamed mentally.

Ike continued in one of his infamous laughing spasms, but Sheik didn't punch him in the stomach this time. She just sat there and looked at the ground.

When he finally stopped laughing, he looked up and saw that Sheik wasn't humored.

What the hell is up with her? He thought. I mean, she didn't honestly get upset over that. She couldn't have.

Then, Sheik turned to look at him with the most dazzling smile he had ever seen. He almost stopped breathing. He had never seen her smile before. It made her look, almost innocent. Almost because it had a deadly hint in it. But, Ike didn't notice that. He was so wrapped in her smile that he didn't see her press a button.

Ike was blasted sideways out of his seat and sent back to where they started an hour ago.

Okay, I just wanted to show you what goes on with them on their way to the mission. I mean I usually will just skip that to the part where they get to their destination, but I decided not to.

Also, I skipped the whole revealing answers thingy a little fast, but I can't give them all the information, can I? ;)

Hope you liked that short episode thingy. I liked writing it.

And also, there's this cool new thing called reviewing...you should try it.

Just kiddin. Anyways, I just wanted to thank ALL of my reviewers. From new to old. I do see you guys.

Laterz...

~MarvelMe

P.S. Next chapter has ACTION! Woot! Woot!

Oh and there is also a picture of Sheik on my profile. It's really good fan art and it's how I see her when I write these.