ch 10 i meet god
i woke up in heven. soulja boy wuz playin an i saw dis big ol nigga in a wit robe dat lookd lik 50 cent. When I die I want soulja boy to be playing and 50 cent as god
"hello turtle" he sed.
"how do u no mi name" i sed.
"bcuz im god turtle" he sed. HI GOD
i wuz amased.
"am i ded" i sed.
Yes, i'm sorry son "yes u r" sed god.
"den dat meen..." i sed
"yes it duz" sed god "but dont cri turtle cuz it aint yo tym yet so im senden u bak. i wan u 2 kill dat evil jew hu killd mi only son" DANG THIS IS THE 4TH TIME HE'S DIED
"yes lod" i sed.
"an rememba turtle, i will alweys bein wachin ova u. goodbi" sed god
"godbi" i sed.
i woke up in mi room
. "wuz wrong" sed hary pottr "u look wit as a cracker" How can that be possible
"aw noddin" i sed. "well u woke up jus in tim" sed shieqwaz "da bromstik chaminship is stardin an ur da star playa" THE BROMSTIK GAMES!