I need to start working on One is the Loneliest Number, but I feel like writing crack.

Lunchtime 2

"Attention everyone, Carl has gotten ill and has decided that we will be taking the rest of the day off. But that doesn't mean you can destroy anything, I'm talking to you Gary."

"One time! I set fire to the set one time!"

"Thank you, please enjoy the rest of your day." The announcer shut off his microphone and left the room where the teens were eating.

"Good, I can wash this shit off my face." Trent said, taking a large bite out of a sandwich.

"You're an actor, get used to makeup." Kirby stated, putting a cup of water to his mouth.

"I'm not you, I don't worry about my eyeliner." The smaller boy spat out his water, making it land on an unsuspecting Derby.

"I do not wear eyeliner!"

"It's a good thing I don't, or it'd be running." Derby stated and wiped his face with a napkin.

"Can everyone just shut up!" Gary snapped, his head resting on the table.

"What's wrong with him?" Gord asked.

"He has a headache." Pete explained.

"Probably from drinking too much." Jimmy chuckled.

"I'm not your mother Jimmy-boy!" The scarred teen shouted, then let out a groan of pain and set his head back on the table.

"You know shit's serious when Gary acts in character." Bif said.

"I wanna go home." Gary whined and moved his head so his forehead was resting on Pete's shoulder. "I don't like people."

"Uh...there, there Gary?" Pete lightly patted the larger boy's back, looking at the rest of the teens for help.

"I hope Gary has a headache forever." Jimmy said with a smirk. "I could get used to him not being able to do things."

"Remind me to kick his ass later." Gary muttered.

"Hey dudes, the crew member are asking if some of us want to help carry props since we ain't acting today."

"We aren't acting today Johnny." Gord corrected the boy's grammar.

"Ain't is a word and I'm gonna say it, so go suck a dick." The boy stated. "Anyway, do ya'll wanna help?"

"I swear you have the grammar skills of a two ye-"

"Sure we'll help." Jimmy interrupted Gord, putting a hand over the brunette's mouth.

"Coolio, we're meeting up in front of the school set. See ya in ten." Johnny said and snapped his fingers before walking away from the table. As soon as Jimmy was sure Johnny was out of hearing range, he removed his hand from Gord's mouth.

"Coolio? What the hell is a 'coolio'!?" Gord exclaimed the second the hand was removed.

"Why the hell do you have to yell!?" Gary shouted and instantly regretted it. He let out a groan of pain and pressed both palms on his forehead.

"Let's get you some Tylenol." Pete sighed and dragged the scarred boy to his feet.

"Don't give him too many drugs, he's messed up enough as it is." Trent chuckled.

"I'm going to kick your ass too." Gary muttered as he and Pete left.

The rest of the teens went to the school set and found crew members already instructing cast to carry items to certain spots.

"Took ya'll long enough." Johnny greeted them. "Go over to Allen and he'll tell ya what to do."

"Seriously, could you have one sentence that doesn't make you sound like a immature child?" Gord asked.

"Oh don't be such a bitch Gordy." Johnny chuckled and ruffled Gord's hair with a hand.

"Do not call me that!" Gord snapped, fixing his hair. "And mess up my hair again and I will knock some grammar into your tiny brain!"

"So only Jimmy can give you pet names and play with your hair?" Before Gord could answer the other boy, Jimmy grabbed his wrist and dragged him away.

"I'm supposed to be the one getting into fights." Jimmy sighed.

"I just don't understand how Chad is able to be around them, their communication abilities are just horrible."

"Jimmy! Help!" Pinky cried as she struggled with a large door. Jimmy ran over to the girl and grabbed the other end of the wooden prop.

"What the hell are you doing carrying this on your own?" The shaved teen asked.

"I wanted to prove that I could carry it on my own." Pinky answered.

"How's that working out for ya?"

"Be quiet you and follow me." Pinky tugged on the end of the door and started walking.

"Gordy-boy! Get your little ass over here!" Johnny shouted as he leaned against door of his own.

"I will hurt you!" Gord snapped, but helped Johnny carry the door anyways.

"Slow down Pinky, I'm carrying all the weight back here!" Jimmy called, struggling with his grip.

"You're a man, you can handle it-" The two tripped and the door toppled over onto a fire hydrant prop that someone had left out.

"Shit, there's a hole in it." Jimmy cursed.

"What did you two do?" Gord asked as he saw the mess.

"Well, ya'll done messed up." Johnny chuckled. "But that hole gives me a fun idea."

They leaned the door against the wall and Johnny slipped behind it, bending down do he wasn't seen.

"I don't like this." Gord said.

"This is going to be hilarious!" Jimmy said as he aimed the camera at the door. "Here comes Trent and Kirby." The two boys were carrying several boxes when they noticed a hole in the door.

"Dude, someone's gonna get in trouble." Trent said.

"Well it's not going to be us-" Both of the boys let out a shout and dropped their boxes when Johnny popped his head into the hole and screamed loudly. "What the hell!" Kirby cursed.

"You scared the shit out of me man." Trent chuckled.

"You're lucky that I have a sense of humor or-"

"I'll give you some pound cake." The blonde interrupted the shorter boy.

"I hate you." Trent just laughed at Kirby's statement and moved on as if nothing had happened as Johnny ducked back down.

"Lola's coming, she's gonna scream like a girl."

"That's cause she is one James." Jimmy rolled his eyes at Gord's comment and waited for Johnny to jump again.

"Oh dear, what happened to the door-"

"Here's Johnny!" Lola screamed and punched Johnny in the face.

"What the hell Lola!?" Johnny walked out of behind the door and held his nose.

"You scared me, what did you expect?" Lola protested. "And by the way, he never actually said that in the book, that was an unscripted scene the actor added."

"The whore reads?" Jimmy asked with a laugh.

"Very funny asshole." Lola said and walked away.

"I'm done with this." Johnny said when he saw blood on his hand.

I was asked to add the other characters in and I thought this would totally be something someone would do if they had the name Johnny and there was a hole in a door.