Theme: 86. Seeing Red
Pairing: LarxenexAxel (main) and ZexionxXion (implied, secondary pairing)
Summary: Who knew seeing something so red would cause such a racket?
Rating: K plus for Larxene's mouth
Timeline: Sometime in 358/2, after Xion becomes a member. In these themes, it would probably take place a little after Foreign.
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Tour guide? Not something Larxene would think of as fun or amusing, but since they finally had another girl in the ranks, the Savage Nymph wasn't completely against the idea of showing Xion around the castle.
"There's the dining room, where we all eat. We always have dinner at the same time, so if you're late, you can expect to have cold food," Larxene said, pointing to a big set of doors. "Which can be really nasty, so don't ever show up late for dinner."
"Oh...okay," Xion replied.
"Rooms are down there." Larxene pointed to a hallway. "The rooms have numbers on them, so your rank decides which room you're in. Your room is way down the hall, next to the other new squirt's room."
"You mean Roxas?"
"Yeah, him. Whatever."
"So Number Six is Zexion's room..." Xion whispered.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Zexion." Larxene waved her hand. "Too quiet and too much of a bookworm to talk to. He's probably gay as well."
"What?" Xion's eyed widened and Larxene laughed.
"I'm only kidding! Even Nobodies have to joke sometime!" Larxene dropped her voice. "All the guys here in the Organization are straight, except for two. And believe me, don't ever confront them about it or you will DIE."
Xion shivered. There were only two members who really and truly scared all the others, including herself, so Xion figured she knew who Larxene was talking about.
But at least she knew Zexion didn't like guys like that. This gave Xion an idea of hope for getting closer to him.
"Moving on..." Larxene was about to pull Xion away, but Xion stopped. "What?!"
"You're Number Twelve, right?"
"Yeah."
"So the room with XII on it is your room, right?"
"Duh."
"What's that red thing?" Xion asked, pointing to something lying on the floor under Larxene's door.
Larxene froze.
And stared.
And screamed.
"AXEL!!"
"Need something, Larxy?" Axel walked out of a dark portal that appeared. Larxene didn't speak, she only pointed to the item on the floor. Axel followed her finger and whistled. "Woo, I've been wondering where those were. Thanks, Larx."
"Yeah, here's the you're welcome!" Larxene snapped, electrocuting Axel with some volts. Xion watched in confusion as Larxene continued to yell at Axel some more.
"Why don't you go freaking announce to the world where you were last night, you bastard! That's the dumbest place to leave your BOXERS!!"
"Hey, it's not my fault! What about the time you left your panties in MY room?" Axel retorted.
Xion sensed it was going to get dangerous, so she quickly backed away and ran to the grey area. Who knew seeing something red would cause such trouble?
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I LOLED.
Axel, you bad boy.
Hint of XemnasxSaix. No, I'm not a yaoi fan, but me and Regii love to poke fun at them.