Teaching spike to robattle, the long awaited sequel to chapter 9

Begin the needed robattles that I lack, or, how interesting a title was Captain Bojack M00Tzman Rasputin Planet anyway?

After a –ahem- brief hiatus to writing I now take pen, err, keyboard in hand, palm, whatever and type some-or, due to re-watching the Medabots series through netflix.

"By your powers combined I am, CAPTAIN BOJACK M00TZMAN RASPUTIN PLANET!" Emily appeared on the scene dressed in planeteer gear (vest and short shorts for the girls). As did her belzelga as it jetted up to the top of the group. And took up an action-y pose with one fist in the air.

"I've released a monster. But I've filled the most important part of the plot holes that putting up Hunting Locke Faust before posting this chapter would create."

A moment passed. "The chapter is up. Great!!! Locke Faust is up too! Score! Alright it's time to kick ass. Now hoboman Steve transport you're medabot while we do the obligatory Medabots stuff!"

Earth belzelga Aka belzelga 2 (belzelga 1 is regular belzelga)

Type Earth devil EDL

Medafighter Mark Megerian

Special attack earth vine entwined punch

I described all the elemental belzelga's save the last one (seriously did you expect me to type his full name unnecessarily? Even though it would have been shorter than this)

Water belzelga Aka belzelga 3

Type Water devil WDL

Medafighter Cory Rabiea

Special attack water/ice punch

Fire belzelga Aka belzelga 4

Type Fire devil FDL

Medafighter Brendan Conlon

Special attack missile tipped punch/fire punch

Yes this is the same belzelga from betrayals. Just now it's painted red and has a new attack. As well as a squad of teammates.

Light belzelga Aka belzelga 5a

Type Light devil LDL

Medafighter Lucas Francy

Special attack Light punch barrage

Dark belzelga Aka belzelga 5b

Type Dark devil DDL

Medafighter Fabritzio milito

Special attack Dark barrage punch

The other two belzelga's Medafighters were Ms. Caviar and a mysterious figure in the shadows. Who finally revealed himself to be Seaslug. He got a speech too, "I the part time evil Seaslug, am taking time off from my day job to join the planeteer squad once I hear my beloved miss caviar was going to be on the squad too."

Tom looked at his sister. "What the hell are you doing Seaslug is the bad guy!"

"Well he joined only for miss caviar ya' know!" She pointed over to Seaslug who was trying his hardest to woo miss caviar. And succeeding.

"You think you're so special? Well think again!" Hoboman Steve shouted. Epic background music came in the background as he began his little speech. "Now that we know your basic Medabots stats. I can finally transport the medabot of the fourth best Medafighter in the world. And it's a medabot that can beat all of yours in sheer power too. Transport GOKU!"

As for what Goku looks like. Google the word. Or Google dragonball Z. Goku is the one that is the main character. And his medabot looks just like him. If for no other reason then that I think that this is funny (or that I'm too lazy to try and describe him). Now for the technical stuff.

Goku

Type Super saiyan SSJ

Medafighter Hoboman Steve master of ti-kwan-leep

Special attack Dragonball Z imitations

The medabot on the battle field raised its hand and pointed at the other team. Epic music began playing again. "Who am I? I am the hope for all the living things in the universe that cry out for peace, I am Goku!" The epic music was cut short. "Let's robattle." Quickly metablue, Metabee, warbandit, cyandog, peppercat, totalizer, kantaroth and brass stepped up onto the stage. "See they agree with me."

"Then it's agreed!" Came the voice from a scientist working on some thing in the other room. The scientist turned around and was revealed to be Mr. Referee. "Hold on a second. Um does someone have the entry code into the other room?" A few moments passed as Mr. Referee waited for a scientist to enter the code and let him in. "Ahem, now then I declare this an official submission robattle. Team Planet versus team Dragonball Z! Medafighters ready!"

"HEY!" Came the shout from metablue, "Why are we team DBZ? (Pronounced as spelt) We only have one representative from that series!"

"Well I couldn't call it team medabot, besides I don't think any other fan-fiction authors have done a medabot based off of Goku. Am I right? (Seriously am I right?) Well anyway since there is a general consensus on Medafighters being ready." Mr. Referee took a big breath in while Ikki asked on quick question.

"Tom are you going to put meta armor on metablue?"

"Nope."

"Okay."

"Medabots robattle!!!"

"Goku super saiyan four meda armor!" A blue glow surrounded Goku and when it was done Goku had really tall black hair and a strange red fur on his chest. As well as a tail. "Now use your kamehameha times ten!"

"Captain Bojack M00tzman Rasputin Planet, CAPTIAN PLANET BEAM!"

Goku placed his hands together and a red ball of energy formed between his hands. Belzelga 6 fist things came together in roughly the same pose and a multicolored ball of energy.

Goku shouted, "KAAAAAAAAAA…!"

A few moments passed as absolutely nothing happened. Tom quickly led the team once more, "They'll be charging for quite some time. So here's the plan. Victor and I will go on the offensive and take out the enemy team. Everyone else protect Goku. And when he starts shouting MEEEEEEEEEEE (pronounced may) anyone right in front of him become not in front of him. Or he'll be the one to make you not in front of him. Alright victor let's go!"

Emily quickly became something like a team captain. "Well I'll be charging up as long as he is as to try and over power him. Caviar, Seaslug you two try and break up their defense of Goku. Everyone else hold off tom and victor."

"All of us?" Asked mark. "Isn't that a bit much?"

"Trust me, if you last the time it takes for me to fire it'll be a miracle."

"But five isn't that a bit- "belzelga 2 damage left arm damaged eighty percent." – WHAT THE –Censored-!?!" While mark was talking Metablue and warbandit had gone into the middle of the defensive five and severely damaged all of them.

"Light belzelga healing max!" Fab's (short for Fabritzio) light belzelga began to glow over all its body as all the others began to be repaired.

"Victor we got to take him out!"

"Everyone around light belzelga!"

"Correction." Victor said. "First we got to get the others out of the way. That means back into the fray."

"Metablue, seeker missiles, aim for belzelga 4!"

-Meanwhile-

"God I've faced off with one belzelga before, but not two." Ikki muttered. He looked at his team. Sam and Rintaro were good. Sloan would be a support fire medabot. Erika was an okay Medafighter, but as it stands her opponents were way beyond her. And spike, well he was spike did it matter? It would be best to use him as bait. "Spike I want you to charge at them. Samantha stay close on his heels. Sloan, rintaro, Erika, give them plenty of cover fire. Now go!"

Spike had to ask, "Why am I the one that's going in front?"

Sam had a real good answer, "Just shut up and do it or else you'll be in front not you're medabot."

"Right boss. Okay, cyandog run at the belzelga's and fire like mad. Or better yet, FISTICUFF'S (he actually says that in one episode, I don't get why but he says it and that's cool!)"

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…!"

"Ah get out of the way guys!"

Tom perked up, "Oh I forgot to mention he says MEEEEEEEEE! Twice, get out of the way the second time."

Seaslug perked up, "Thank you, now belzelga show that blue dog what real fisticuffs are like!" Seaslug said that, but actually his belzelga just watched cyandog move back and forth across the large stage in a zigzag pattern while cyandog was firing the whole time. Missing every shot…

-Then-

"Metablue heat seeker missiles aim for belzelga 4!"

"Warbandit start spinning metablue around!"

Brendan responded about to say punch out the missiles when he realized something, "Fire belzelga, punch those missiles aside with your missile tipped- Oh crap. How did I not see this one coming…" Brendan smacked himself in the face as the huge missile on missile explosion occurred and his medabot ejected its medal.

"Belzelga four is unable to battle, function ceased!"

"Now warbandit throw metablue at light belzelga! Then give him cover fire!"

"Metablue blast straight ahead!"

"EEEEE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Metablue shouted as he went flying forwards towards light belzelga. That was until he hit a black force field and went "Oomph!"

"Damn." Tom muttered. "Dark belzelga set up a force field. Victor new plan, first we take out dark belzelga then we knock the others out of the way then we take out light belzelga."

Victor nodded, "I like the new plan too. Warbandit flank left focus on the force field!"

-During that particular interval of time-

Cyandog landed one shot on belzelga. That shot the most important shot for Ikki as it decided half of his strategy.

"Now Sam Spike focus on that belzelga. Everyone else shoot the other belzelga!"

"Peppercat, zap that guy with all the lightening you got!"

"Cyandog, FISTICUFFS!"

"Seriously spike," Samantha asked, "What's up with you and fisticuffs?"

"Well I said it in one episode before, and due to an in joke between author and friends I'm saying it again now."

"Spike when did you say fisticuffs?"

"Um, in the episode where we fought those kids with the teddy bear medabot. The ankle biters or something. I said it when I told cyandog to attack Metabee."

"And that's funny why?"

"I read the script." Tom shouted, "In a side note somewhere it mentioned Gundam wing the abridged. And one line to stereotype Zech's was fisticuffs. Apparently the author finds some humor in that word that we do not." (LOL fisticuffs:)

"Well anyway! Cyandog…"

"Cyandog damaged all parts damaged eighty percent."

"WHAT!"

"Peppercat turn up the voltage, maximum shocking power!" Pepper cat ran at Seaslug's belzelga, arms a zappin'. Quickly she jumped up and while right above belzelga peppercat poured on the electricity.

Seaslug's medawatch stated the obvious, "belzelga damaged head damaged forty five percent"

"No my belzelga. Ms. Caviar, how are you doing?" He shouldn't have asked. While Seaslug had received all of two hits to his medabot Ms. Caviar had been on the defensive since the kids had started blasting.

"Belzelga damaged. Left arm damaged eighty percent damage. Right arm damage forty three percent damage. Legs damaged fifty percent damage. Head damaged forty three percent damaged. Warning vision units damaged, vision compromised."

Seaslug looked at peppercat standing directly in front of a wildly shooting cyandog. Almost seeming to make cyandog more accurate as belzelga actually had to move around to avoid the shots cyandog was shooting off. "Belzelga crush them and then go help Ms. Caviar!" Quickly belzelga darted forwards. Using jets in its feet to help speed it up. Then warbandit appeared out of nowhere and kicked the belzelga aside.

"You know we need pepper cat's help down at the other end of the field." Victor commented. "And fast I don't know how long Tom can hold out."

"Boot to the head!" Metablue shouted as a belzelga went flying. "HA! Betcha that Hoboman Steve's medabot can't do that."

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…!" The red orb between Goku's hands was now about two feet wide.

"Alright back to what I was saying." Victor continued. "We'll be borrowing peppercat momentarily Ikki. But we'll probably be borrowing belzelga too."

"Why belzelga too?" Ikki asked.

"I think Seaslug will follow the leader, so to speak."

Warbandit blasted belzelga away from him. Then water belzelga and regular belzelga collided in mid air. "Well that'll keep him busy. Come on peppercat." Warbandit grabbed peppercat's hand and pulled her along.

Arriving by the large circle that metablue had made in no time flat victor shouted, "Shock that force field!"

"Peppercat, turn up the voltage!" The other belzelga's down, minus three, Tom and victor waited until the black force field went down.

-Meanwhile-

"Alright cyandog blast them with your laser cannon! FISTICUFFS!" Cyandog fired at the downed belzelga and water belzelga.

"Sloan, Erika, go back him up. Kantaroth and I will hold off this belzelga. Metabee! Seeker missiles!"

"Kantaroth, dude, fire off those seekers!"

"Rocket launch!"

"Like firing my missiles man!" Everyone looked a kantaroth a little oddly as he remained oblivious, and his Medafighter was just hyper.

The missiles went flying and knocked the three remaining belzelga's into a little corner and damaged them seriously.

"Peppercat electric shock attack!" Out of nowhere peppercat jumped on top of all three Medabots and zapped them with all the force she had. The water one ended up more limp than the others.

"Curse you pokemon type relations." Said water belzelga as it fell down and its medal ejected.

"Well…" Seaslug looked depressed as he first looked at his teammates who were all huddled in a corner depressed. Ms. Caviar was next to him worried, and Emily was staring down Hoboman Steve. "You think you have us beat. But you forget we are constantly being healed by light belzelga."

"Light belzelga function ceased!" Mr. Referee announced.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Seaslug shouted as he joined the general states of delirium that his team was in.

"Metabee!"

"Cyandog!"

"Peppercat!"

"Totalizer!"

"Kantaroth!"

"Brass!"

"ATTACK!" All the Medafighters said the last line in unison. Yes it is very corny. –Boom- and then there was one.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tom stood looking at the giant red orb in anticipation. Someone hit him. "Oh yeah everyone better get out of the way, this also means don't go behind the other medabot. And this warning applies to humans as well." Everyone that could move out of the way did.

"HA!" Then the red orb went a' flying. It became a gargantuan red beam that shot out from between Goku's hands and streaked towards belzelga 6. Belzelga six retorted with a white beam about one half the width of Goku's attack. When the two beams met in the middle they formed a massive ball of energy that emitted light and wayward energy blasts like there was tomorrow.

As belzelga 6's pitiful energy blast tried to vie for domination over a kamehameha times ten Goku began to say, "Times TEN!" Once he said it the kamehameha beam crushed belzelga six's pitiful laser beam. And once the kamehameha Ko'd belzelga six the beam kept going and busted a hole in the wall and then curved upwards into the sky.

"HOLY CRAP!" Shouted Emily. "SINCE WHEN WERE THERE MEDABOTS THAT COULD DO THAT!"

Tom looked up as the red beam disappeared into the cloud cover. "I'm not really sure; I didn't originally design that power into Goku. And I'm not sure which modification would have given him all that power."

"WHAT YOU MADE Goku!"

Tom looked at his sister, "Duh. It was a gift for my martial arts master once I completed my training. Since then I have slightly upgraded it."

"MARTIAL ARTS MASTER! What the hell kind of martial art form does he teach!?!"

Tom looked at his sister. "Stop cursing, Boot to the Head! He taught me ti Kwan leep, the ultimate martial art form with the pinnacle technique of boot to the head."

-For lack of any other ideas, end-