March 13, 2010

7:45 a.m.

Pokémon Universe

Paul's POV

We were continuing our way to the Light Time Forest. Ash was in the lead with Pikachu perched on his right shoulder. Marty and I were right behind him while the girls and Piplup were sticking together. Doc, Barry, and Brock were bringing up the rear. Marty whispered, "I sure hope that there are no more Ursaring around." Annie whispered back, "Don't be worried, Marty. At least they aren't chasing after you for your boots." Marty shot her a look and I whispered, "Does she do that often?" Marty nodded and whispered back, "Yup. Welcome to my universe."

I giggled a little bit. I had to admit. Annie was a lot like Ranee always there for you but the jokes that they make up are the pits. Just then, Ranee pushed Ash out of the way and a robotic hand just missed him and Pikachu. Ash recovered as did Ranee. The robotic hand came towards Dawn and Piplup and I pushed them out of the way. The robotic hand now came towards Marty who jumped out of the way. Ash yelled, "Alright! What's going on here?" Just then, Team Rocket appeared. At that moment, Team Rocket started to recite their motto:

Jessie: Listen, is that the voice of surprised twerps I hear?

James: It's speaking to me loud and clear.

Jessie: On the wind!

James: Past the stars!

Meowth: In your ear!

Jessie: Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace!

James: Dashing all hope and putting fear in its place!

Jessie: A rose by any other name is just as sweet.

James: When everything is worse, our work is complete.

Jessie: Jessie!

James: And it's James!

Meowth: Meowth, now that's a name!

Jessie: Putting the do-gooders in their place!

James: We're Team Rocket!

And all three of them finished with: "In your face!" And as was his custom, Wobbuffet appeared to enter his input. "Wobbuffet!" It exclaimed. "Mime mime!" James' Mime Jr. said, mimicking Wobbuffet. We all blurted out in unison, "Team Rocket!" We all looked annoyed, especially me and Ash. Ash has known these guys ever since he was a rookie and I've known them ever since I saw Ash saving Pikachu the first day he came to Sinnoh. Ash didn't know that I had saw what he had did but that's when I started to come back to my original senses.

Ash yelled, "Alright, what do you three want?" Meowth yelled back, "To take Pikachu, Piplup, and the time travelers will be a great package to the boss." Marty scratched his cheek and said, "You know, the more I think of it, Biff is more of a threat than Team Rocket." Team Rocket did a face-fault and my friends and I all busted out laughing. Jessie snarled and yelled, "You're going to regret that, time traveling twerp!" Annie giggled and jokily stated, "Time traveling twerp? That sure is damn scary." Doc added, "Like we're supposed to be scared of a team that doesn't know what the hell they're doing." We all held our stomachs from laughing so hard at Team Rocket and they were just fuming.

James threw a ball and Carnvine appeared. Carnvine bit James on the head and he yelled, "Not me them! Vine Whip!" Vine Whip was launched at us and while I was laughing, I reacted. I threw a poke ball and my Magmortar appeared. I commanded, "Flamethrower!" Magmortar reacted and the Flamethrower hit Carnvine head on and forced it back to James. Carnvine bit James on the head again. Jessie looked annoyed with James and yelled, "If you want things done, you have to do it yourself. Go, Seviper!" She threw a ball and a large gray snake appeared. She commanded, "Poison Tail!" Seviper's Poison Tail came straight towards Magmortar and just then, two Ice Beams froze Seviper.

I turned and saw that Dawn and Ranee called out their Buneary and Lopunny, who both did a double Ice Beam. I said, "Thanks, you two!" Just when I thought we were in the clear, a Vine Whip hit both Buneary and Lopunny dead center. I looked up and saw Carnvine was still on top of James' head. If that wasn't Carnvine…. We all turned, saw a robot Rhydon, and a Tangrowth. Marty asked, "What the hell is that?" We heard laughter coming from the robot and saw two other members of Team Rocket that we ran into just a few weeks ago….Butch and Cassidy.