Erro peoples and aliens of the world ^O^
Deidara- Aliens?
You never know =3
Sasori- …Okay…
Anyway, I apologise for all my lack of updating, its just that school is a real pain in the ass, etc. Anyway, Disclaimer: The characters of Naruto don't belong to me, and that makes me sad
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Thursday 11:26am Sasori's POV
"Danna?" Sasori's eyes flickered open and he smiled down at the blonde. Looks like they had missed classes again…Oh well. Sasori kissed the drowsy Deidara on the forehead.
"Yes, my little DeiDei?"
"My ass hurts."
"Ah, sorry about that." Sasori kissed him several more times.
"And I need to have a shower, un."
"I have an idea, why don't we take a bath?"
"Danna!! I don't want to have bath sex!!"
"I never said sex. I don't want to do anything that you don't want to, Dei." Deidara relaxed. Sasori sat up and climbed down the ladder, waiting for the blonde at the bottom. Deidara tried to sit up, but he couldn't.
"Ahhh…Danna? I can't get up, un…" Sasori quirked an eyebrow. Shit, hope he hadn't been too rough on the blonde's ass last night. Sasori climbed back up the ladder and lifted the blonde down, bridal style.
"Sorry, I guess I was a bit too rough."
"I know, and it was amazing." The blonde nuzzled his face into the puppet's bare chest. Sasori smiled down at the still naked blonde and carried him into the bathroom, closing the door behind him as was habit. The red head placed him in the bathtub and started running the water. Deidara turned the handles so he could get the right temperature he liked, warm though a little hot. Once the tub was full, the puppet turned off the taps and climbed in the tub behind the blonde. Sasori grabbed the shower extension, turning the water on for it and rinsing the blonde's hair. Once Deidara's hair was wet, he put in shampoo, lovingly massaging it into the blonde locks before rinsing it out with the shower extension. He quickly shampooed his own red hair, rinsing quickly so he could return his attention back to Deidara. He grabbed the sponge and soap, lathering it up and started washing the blonde's back.
Deidara's POV
Deidara managed to stare at the red head behind him without his notice. He now got a good look at the puppet's naked body. He had a wooden body and limbs, excluding hands, feet, heart, head and…holy shit…NO WONDER HE WASN'T ABLE TO WALK!! HOW HAD THAT THING EVEN FITTED INSIDE OF HIM!?!
"I love you DeiDei."
"I love you too, un." Deidara smiled at the red head, turning his head back to face the shower wall as Sasori rinsed the soap from his back.
Meanwhile in the Lunch Room; Hidan's POV (surprised?)
"So, where do you think Sasori and Deidara are? I hope Sasori hasn't lost another room mate."
"Oh please, the only fucking thing both of them have lost is their fucking virginity."
"…You mean?"
"Yeah, we could hear the blonde's fucking screams and moans from our room, couldn't we Kuzu?"
"Yeah." Kakuzu wasn't really listening to the conversation, busily counting his money.
"Either Deidara is a fucking pussy, or Sasori is serious fucking skilled…Maybe even more skilled than you Kakuzu…" Hidan gave a sly smile and watched eagerly as Kakuzu stopped counting his money and looked at him.
"What was that?"
"Maybe I should swap room mates with Sasori, and then maybe he would fuck me like that."
"I'm better in bed than that puppet."
"Really? Why don't you remind me?"
"Okay then, I'm game. Konan, tell the teacher we're not going to be at class." The blue haired girl nodded and both Kakuzu and Hidan stood up. Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's wrist and the jashinist was pulled along after him. They made it to the Akatsuki hallway when Hidan got an idea.
"Hey Kuzu? Can we go see how Blondie and the Fucker are?" Kakuzu thought for a few seconds.
"I guess. I have a spare key for their room."
"Where the fuck did you get that?"
"I swiped it from his 3rd room mate before they were put into that ambulance."
"Fuck dude, I'm not even going to ask why." Kakuzu shrugged and the duo made their way over to the door with the scorpion and bird on. Kakuzu slipped in the key and unlocked the door. Inside, they found the two Akatsuki members cuddled up together, sleeping on the bottom bunk. "Dude, THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!" Kakuzu face palmed himself as the two sleeping teenagers were awoken by the immortal's shouting.
11:34am Deidara's POV
Deidara lazily opened his eyes.
"What, un?" He yawned and sat up, Sasori doing the same. He looked over to see Hidan and Kakuzu standing in their room. "WHAT THE HELL, UN?!"
"What? We wanted to see how you were doing."
"More importantly, we wanted to fucking see how Blondie was after last night!!" A crimson blush broke out over Deidara's face.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW ABOUT LAST NIGHT, UN!?!"
"Dude, we fucking live in the room next to you, you're too fucking loud."
"HOW COME YOU CAN HEAR US DOING IT WHEN WE CANT EVEN HEAR WHEN YOU'RE AT IT!?!"
"You can't hear us?"
"I can." Deidara looked at Sasori.
"Why can you hear them but I can't, un?"
"Most members of Akatsuki have better hearing than most people, you're still pretty new to the group, but I'm sure you will catch up." Deidara nodded, sort of pouting.
"So what's with the whole cuddly thing?"
"…I can't walk, un…" The immortal burst out laughing.
"HE CAN'T FUCKING WALK!!!! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!! NICE GOING PUPPET FUCKER!!!"
"Oh, I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, I remember a certain someone else's first time where he couldn't even sit up for about 2 days." Deidara burst out laughing at that.
"THAT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS YOU FUCKER!!!"
"What are you going to do about it?"
"I'm going to fucking punish you, I've been fucking uke for too long!! Prepare your ass, Kuzu!!" Hidan grabbed Kakuzu's cloak collar and pulled him out the room, slamming the door behind him.
"…Well, that was weird, un."
"I promise I will never be that rough with you, DeiDei." Sasori nibbled on the blonde's ear lovingly. Deidara giggled a bit and kissed Sasori on the lips.
"Oh, but it was so nice when you were rough." Sasori chuckled and Deidara rested against Sasori's chest. Sasori lay them both back down and wrapped his arms around Deidara. Both fell back to sleep in a matter of minutes.
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Ahhh…Sorry for such a short chapter, I haves to go out for dinner ^-^" Anyway, hope you likey!!
Sasori- why do you always say that?
…Its just something I say…
Deidara- …Anyway, Comments/Reviews are aweasome. And Flames? Pfft, Good Luck.