From now on, a couple of one-shots will be written by Calico! All credit to her for them!

Name: Esther Rantzen Author: P-Gigi (TotallyGaga)

Team Zombie were in the middle of a massive battle. Calico was munching on a pile of bodies and Gigi was shooting vampires in the kneecaps with wooden bullets. So they were all having a good time.

But suddenly, a new wave of bad guys attacked!

Gigi and Calico licked their lips, because they liked killing things. So the rest of Team Zombie weren't that scared, because Gigi and Calico would never let them get hurt.

So Team Zombie attacked the bad guys with gusto and half of them went running. But the other half had a secret weapon that they brought out.

At first, Gigi and Calico weren't very afraid. They'd faced worse, but then they saw what the weapon was, and they ran away screaming.

"It's Esther Rantzen! RUN!"

Esther popped up from the other side of the log Team Zombie were hiding behind in all her orange glory. "Hello. Have you been injured at work or on the roads and it wasn't your fault? Well you may be able to make a claim!"

They all screamed and the bad guys wanted to finish them off, but they couldn't because they were scared of Esther too. Then there was some kind of loud annoying beeping noise…

…

Gigi woke up, terrified to her core. She only had two big fears, and she'd just had a dream about one of them. Not a dream, a nightmare! Esther Rantzen!

Gigi suddenly realised how stupid she was being and turned on the radio to calm herself down.

"Hello. Have you been injured at work or on the roads and it wasn't your fault? Well you may be able to make a claim!"

Gigi screamed and kicked the radio into the hallway before jumping under her bed.

Damn, she thought to herself. I've gotta stop pigging out on coke and chocolate whilst watching infomercials, the aftermath just isn't worth it!

(AN I know Esther is probably a very nice lady! But have you seen that online advert she's on for accident help? She's orange and terrifying! Google it!)

Name: Thai CurryAuthor: Calico (Cybertron Princess)

"Hey Calico!" P-Gigi greeted, bounding through the door of the year area. Calico sat beneath the edge of the table where she and their other school friends always sat to ate. Calico looked up at the oddly perky little vampire, her nine year old figure making her look even sweeter than she should have.

"Hello Gigi..." She said suspiciously. Gigi gracefully, but unprofessionally, collapsed to her knees in front of her friend. Lunch was obviously an important time for both humans, night worlders and the warped, such as Calico. The arm of a regenerating Matthew Price, who sat next to Calico, sat in her lap, teeth and claw marks all down the fleshy underside.

"Guess what!" Gigi chirped. Calico paused, looked around, then made a 'tell-me' gesture with her shoulders. "I just had cooking!" She said happily.

Calico grimaced. "Should Calico be worried on what monstrosities might have come out of Gigi-chan's oven?" She mumbled before biting at Matthew's wrist. She received a sharp slap over the head.

"It's only Thai curry!" She spat. Calico huffed and starred at the vampire in front of her. Gigi pulled out a Styrofoam carton from her bag and opened it with a crack and pop. "Here! Try it!" A silence fell over the table, and everyone looked down at Calico, sympathetically.

"... Gigi-chan wants Calico to eat her cooking?" Calico asked grimly. Gigi nodded, the utter glee practically fall from her hair. She was happy. She hadn't been happy for a very long time...
The cannibal reached forward and took the box and plastic fork taped to the lid. She scooped some up and held it in front of her face. She heard Jenni and Polly gulp, and heard Sam drum roll on the table, she heard Naomi smack her boyfriend over the head. Calico glanced up at Gigi. The vampire's aqua green eyes were large and sparkling with can't she read my thoughts? Calico thought with a sweat drop. The girl slowly placed the fork in her mouth and cautiously began chewing.

"Like it!" Gigi inquired longingly. Calico looked up.

"Calico thinks it is interesting" She replied. Gigi's face lit up.

"Great! There's more in the school's fridge! I'll get it!" She squealed, leaping to her feet and running back to the class room.

Polly looked over the edge of the table at the girl on the floor. "Is it really any good?" She asked. Calico suddenly rammed the curry into Polly's hands, jumped to her feet and dashed to the nearest waste basket in one fluid motion. Loud hurling noises were heard and the whole year area went quiet, watching the living waste-food-disposal-unit relieve her stomach of the vampire's cooking.

"Oh my..." Polly gulped.

(AN Based on truth…it wasn't THAT bad!)

Right! So after this chapter, the apocalypse is nearing! And that means I get to start killing people! So I'd quite like to know, who would you be most angry at me for killing? (Do note that none of the original Night World characters, P-Gigi, Calico or Miko will die!)