So here I am once again to tell you how the gang is going to...
" I like ah de beer hehehhihaha!"
Well, this chapter is about..
"Hehehe someone should get more ...my bottles empty..." *stares down bottle*
It's about when they go..
"KAKUZU-KUN! Get me some birra per favore! I WANTA SOME MOR-eh!"
They're at the beach and..
"I am not spending money on your drinking habit!"
"If you're going to the store bring me some fucking vodka and Redbull!"
Well they..
"HELL NO I'm NOT GOING TO THE STORE!"
Then HFG is like..
"Konan requires fruit for her martinis, you are going to the store."
*sigh* "...shit..."
"...AND DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING VODKA! OR THE REDBULL!"
"AND MY BEER UNCLE KUZU KUN!"
*get's flustered and throws papers up in the air.
FUCK THIS INTRODUCTION! YOU GUYS CAN GO TO HELL! *storms off*
"She needs a beer..or three.."
" Or some Jaeger bombs.."
" hah, nice"
Ler and Konan were sitting on the bed in Konan's room. Surprisingly the owner of the hotel hadn't kicked the Akatsuki out because apparently the old woman was the owners grandmother and was the last living something or other and she apparently thought that they had been saved from some catastrophic zombie apocalypse and decided to upgrade their rooms to suites and...well...you get the picture.
Ler was brushing her hair after showering, she was wearing a bathrobe and was discussing with Konan about what she was going to do about clothes.
"Lerdavian, you can't go back out there without wearing something, it would be a danger to your well being!"
"I say it's a free country and I do whatever I want!"
"You'll attract weirdo's and besides last time you just froze up! I doubt you'd make it out the door."
"Hah, who could be weirder than you guys!"
Konan sighed." Just wear some of my clothes until we get to a store..."
"Fine."
Konan went to the closet and pulled out a dress.
"Um..I don't do dresses"
"Unless you want to go parading around with nothing but a cloak on you're gonna have to!"
Ler exhaled forcefully showing her disproval. Ler fidgeted around with it and managed to squeeze some of it on.
"Umm...I don't think this is going to work..." Ler was trying to fit into the dress.
"It'll work just hold on a sec." Konan went behind Ler and attempted to get the zipper up.
"Umm Konan.."
"Just give me a sec, HRRR!" Konan pulled at the zipper with all her might.
It didn't budge an inch.
"Konan."
Konan continued to pull at the zipper.
"I don't think this is going to work.."
Konan put her foor on Ler's back and tugged at the zipper.
"Just give me a second.." Konan smiled and then went back to tugging.
"Konan."
"HRRRGGG!" Konan tuged at the zipper.
"Konan?"
"HYARGGH!" Konan tugged at the zipper.
"KONAN!"
"WHAT!?" She pulled with all of her might.
" THIS ISN'T GOING TO.."
The zipper snapped.
Ler went flying forward onto the bed and Konan fell back and hit her head on the wall.
"...work.." Ler sighed.
Konan stood back up and dusted herself off.
"Well.." said Ler thoughtfully. "There's always that cloak option."
" Ler, I was just kidding when I said that..."
"It would seem as if we don't have much of a choice."
Konan sighed.
" I'll better go ask one of the guys for a spare cloak.."
EPIC TIME LAPSE! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lerdavian was clothed! Leader wasn't running around with a filthy mongrel anymore! Kakuzu scammed the daylights out of an elderly couple! Zetsu was well fed! Deidara hit Tobi in the face with some clay! And it exploded! Kisame saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico! And they were all now on their merry way to town now!
It was mid morning and the shops were beginning to fill with people. Leader gazed at the shops as they passed them by. Souvenir store. Garbage. Shitty souvenir store .Garbage. Crappy restaurant that's probably infested with vermin. Garbage. Even shittier souvenir store. Garbage. Food. Old lady. Garbage. Prostitute. Prostitute. Prostitute. Garbage. Sex shop. Garbage. Filthy homeless man. Garbage. Clothing store. Garbag.-Wait!
Leader did a double take as he passed the garbage sto- I mean department store.
"Here. Everyone go inside. Find yourself swim suits. Konan, help Ler find some clothes."
"You mean she's not wearing any clothes under that!" Cried Deidara.
"You'll find going Eau naturale is quite exhilirating!" commented Hidan throwing his head back proudly. Deidara looked green.
"You better not go Eau naturale on the beach or I'll clobber you into next week..that's if I don't throw up or gouge my eyes out first." threatened Kisame.
"Just get in the damn store!" Kakuzu kicked Hidan sending him flying through the double doors of the store, and everyone else followed suit.
As soon as they entered the store Leader turned around and gave everyone a quick briefing.
"I don't care what you get, but if you cause I scene here or at the beach I will grind you up and feed you to Zetsu."
With that everyone took off in a separate direction.
Deidara got stuck with Tobi and Kisame, Itachi and Sasori searched quietly, Zetsu chewed on a manakin and Leader was off on his own. Tobi was searching through the rack and finally found something. He ran to the dressing room put it on and then ran over to Deidara.
"Deidara-senpai do you like Tobi's outfit?"
Tobi was wearing a fluorescent orange speedo.
"GYAH! MY EYES!" Deidara's hand went flying up to cover his eyes.
" Do you think it makes Tobi's butt look big?" Tobi turned around modeling it in front of Deidara.
"GET NORMAL PAIR OF SWIM TRUNKS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE, UHN!" Deidara kicked Tobi and he went flying back into the dressing room.
Itachi and Sasori both quickly found something they liked and stood quietly waiting for the others to finish. Itachi had found a pair of black and red swim trunks and Sasori found a pair of dusty brown shorts. Kisame was going through the rack and found a pair of plain dark blue shorts and excitedly grabbed them and went to go stand over by Itachi. Now they were waiting on Kakuzu, Hidan, Leader, Ler, Konan and Zetsu.
Deidara wasn't sure what pair to get. Tobi came running out again.
"SENPAI! What about these?" Deidara turned and looked.
"TOBI THAT'S A WOMEN'S OUTFIT!"
"Oh, Tobi didn't know.."
"WHAT PART OF NORMAL DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, UHN!" Deidara kicked Tobi again and he hit the door to the changing room with a loud thud.
"...Tobi'll try harder senpai..." Tobi slid down the door into a heap on the floor.
Deidara finally found a pair he liked, they were between cerulean and turqoise. He grabbed them and ran to stand by the others.
Konan and Ler had finally found some clothes, black and red tank tops, black capris and a new duster, which was black this time around. Fortunately Ler's shoes were the only thing still in good condition, they were found flung somewhere in Hidans room. They also got her a pair of black flip flops and a black bikini top and a pair of women's swim shorts for the beach. Konan already had a swimsuit and it was a white one piece with a single blue stripe in the middle. They walked over to where the guys were standing.
"Where's Leader?" asked Konan. All the guys shrugged.
" HOW ABOUT THIS DEIDARA SENPAI?!" Tobi came running out of the dressing room and was wearing what appeared to be an orange v shaped swim thong, like the kind that borat wore in borat that went over the shoulders. It was a terrifying and horrible sight that should never be spoke of again.
"GYAHHHH!AUUGH!"
"AAAH!"
"KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
"MY EYES!"
"THAT'S WORSE! THAT'S SO MUCH WORSE!"
"KILL ME NOW! PLEASE KILL ME NOW!"
"AHHH!"
"MY EYES! SOMEBODY GOUGE THEM OUT!"
"AHHHH!"
Everyone screamed and covered their eyes and covered their mouths in an attempt to keep from throwing up.
"...Tobi will take that as a no.." and then ran off.
Hidan came strolling up to them as nonchalant as possible.
"What the hell's wrong with all you fuckers." Everyone's face was bright green and sick looking.
"You don't want to know..." said Kisame. Hidan shrugged and stood next to the others. He had a pair of white swim shorts.
"Where the fuck is Kakuzu, I figure'd that fucker would have already picked the cheapest thing on the rack and have been standing here already. Hidan looked around.
"I'm right here Idiot." Kakuzu was standing behind Hidan and smacked him upside the head. The pair Kakuzu had was dark purple.
"HOW ABOUT NOW DEIDARA SENPAI!" Tobi came running out and was finally wearing a normal pair of swim trunks. They were bright orange with red swirly's all over.
"Yeah, Fantastic. Now hurry up so we can leave already , uhn!"
"Hai! Deidara-Sempai!" Tobi ran back into the dressing room and to put his regular clothes back on. Leader came nonchalantly strolling over to the group. His swim trunks were blood red. Konan sighed.
"Where's Zetsu." Every one shrugged. As if on cue Zetsu popped up out of nowhere chewing on a manakin torso and Leg. Leader sighed.
"Let's just check out." leader began marching toward the door and everyone followed else followed. Tobi came running out of the dressing booths.
"WAIT FOR TOBI!"
The gang quietly stood in the check out line. Each of the team walked through the line throwing their swim suits onto the counter and then exiting while Leader and Kakuzu stood by the cashier. When Zetsu came around he was still chewing on the manakin. Leader quietly pulled the bright green swim trunks off of the manakin and threw them onto the counter and pushed him through, the cashier looked shocked but when Kakuzu added an additional 20 bucks to the amount due she shrugged and sent them on their way. Konan and Leader were actually surprised that nothing had exploded or nobody got in a fight or the store hadn't gotten demolished.
They walked the rest of the way to the beach without incident. Another shocker for Leader. Tobi of course wanted to stop at every crappy snack stand and try one of everything but other than that, no problems. 'Odd' thought Leader.
Upon Arriving at the beach Leader summoned an umbrella and positioned it against the angle of the sun. He placed two towels down and sat on his and Konan sat on the other.
"Have fun, do whatever, just don't cause a ruckus." Leader put his shades on and probably fell asleep. Konan was content to watch the others and sit with Leader. Tobi darted out towards the coast line.
"Tobi's going to build a castle! Will Deidara-sempai help Tobi build his castle?"
"No!" Deidara stormed off to a nearby beach bar and attempted to pick up some chicks.
"Beaches are stupid, Why the fuck are we here!"
"Shut the hell up and try to enjoy yourself!"
"And how the fuck am I supposed to do that, exactly?"
"Do what all the other immature children are doing and build a sand castle!"
"Ha ha Ha. Very funny. I'd rather die."
" I know you would, now go over there and build yourself a goddamn sandcastle so I don't have to listen to you complain all day." Kakuzu kicked Hidan and he went flying forward and landed face first in a heap of sand. Kakuzu pulled a newspaper out of nowhere and began reading.
"DAMMIT KAKUZU!" Screamed Hidan from the pile of sand.
Itachi walked toward the water, dived right in and immediately began swimming around.
Kisame on the other hand was slowly making his way toward the water. He cast his gaze left and right every few seconds nervously checking for people. When he finally got close enough to the water he hopped in with a large splash. Then he finally relaxed and was floating around.
Sasori slowly approached the water, unsure whether to get in or not. He was calculating the chances the salt water would damage his puppet. Well if I do take it in, I'd have to consider how much pressure it could take,well, it should be fine, considering the primary purpose of it is combat, but then again what if the salt water compromises some of the weapons components or seals.. Why am I even considering going in anyway? It's not as if I feel anything...then again the ocean is eternal..'
WHUNK!
A stray beach ball smacked Sasori upside the head as he stood debating whether or not to go in, knocking him into the water with a large splash.
"Omigosh I am like so sorry!" A random bikini chick ran up grabbed the beach ball and left.
Sasori floated staring straight up at the sky with an expression that seemed to be pleading why me.
Ler ran towards the water and jumped right in making a large splash. When she arose a piece of seaweed got stuck in her hair. damn seaweed' she pulled it out and dove under water.
Kisame was inconspicuously floating along, trying his best to blend in. He looked over at the Uchiha. He seemed to effortlessly glide through the water as he swam laps to the buoy and back. Kisame sighed. Itachi is so badass at everything, why am I not quite as badass as he is. I need to work on my badassery..
"AAAH!" Kisame jumped up.
Something had bitten Kisame's leg. He looked down in an attempt to see what it was but the water was cloudy from the sand that he accidentally kicked up. He saw a shadow in the water. His eyes got wide. Then it was gone. Kisame shrugged and went back to floating and enjoying the sensation of the waves and thinking of ways to improve his badassery.
*CHOMP*
"AAAH!"
Kisame visibly jumped up and then stared into the water.
Nothing.
The Uchiha stared at Kisame then went back to laps. Kisame stuck his head underwater expecting to see something.
" AAAH!"
He jumped up again, this time it had gotten him from behind. At this point Kisame was freaking out. What fish in their right mind would be crazy enough to bite a shark? 'It's probably fucking' huge' Kisame became nervous and was turning in a circle trying to prevent any more sneak attacks.
"AAAH!"
Something dove out of the water and tackled Kisame. The Uchiha glanced back over to where Kisame was but he was gone. He shrugged, then went back to his laps.
Kisame was under water and was looking around for what had tackled him. It was Ler. She was giggling, which is hard to do considering they're under water. He went to retaliate. Ler looked behind her and saw Kisame gaining on her. Her eyes bulged and she kicked up as much sand as she could, then swam as quickly as she could towards the shore. She paddled as hard as she could and was almost there when she heard a sploosh behind her. Kisame was still on her tail. Her feet touched the floor and she ran as fast as she could through the heavy water. Her feet had just barely left the water.
"GRAAGH!"
Kisame came flying out of the water and tackled Ler to the ground. Her back hit the hard sand that had been compacted by the waves and she lost her breath. Kisame held her hands down above her head and barked at her.
"I'm part shark Girlie! The ocean is MY turf! MINE! Do you got that." Ler was still winded and was attempting to get her breath back. She glared at him.
"My name is Lerdavian. *huff*huff* Not Girlie, or anything else. *huff*huff*..and I say we're on the beach now, therefore everything*huff**huff* is still fair game." A wicked smile crossed Lers face. Kisame looked at her confused for a second.
"You wouldn't dare..." His eyes got squinty and he lowered his face to hers.
"I would."
Ler inhaled deeply.
"SHAAAAAAAAAARK!" She screamed with all her might.
This cry immediatly caught the attention of the life guards. The Lead life guard jumped off of his podium and and blew his whistle, within a matter of seconds he had a crowd of random people following him.
"Damn, they're fast."Noted Kisame.
They were armed with sticks they had found and for some reasons baseball bats.
"WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GET BATS!" Ler shrugged at Kisame then went back to yelling.
" HEELP A SHARKK!" Ler was flailing and kicking around.
" Shut up! Shut up!" Kisame clasped his hand over her mouth. He looked over at the crowd that was drawing nearer.
"DAMMIT! I really just want to be at the beach for ONCE in my life without dealing with an angry mob!" Ler began making noises that sounded like laughter, though Kisame couldn't tell because his hand was still over her mouth. She bit his hand and he moved it away from her mouth.
"Dammit!" Kisame exlaimed. Lerdavian knee'd him in the balls and he rolled over. 'ruin my fun, you damn fat shark, Ler puffed her cheeks out. The mob cam running over and a Lifeguard appeared at the front.
"He's right there!" She cried and pointed at Kisame who was rolling around on the ground. The crowd began beating him with sticks.
"AH!"
SMACK
"AHH!"
SMACK
"STOP-OWW!"
SMACK!
Ler laughed at the funny faces kisame was making. there was even a little kid yelling bad sharky and was smacking him with a toy shovel.
"OOF OW!"
SMACK
"AUGH!"
SMACK SMACK!
" MAKE THEM STOP! MAKE THEM STOP-AAH!"
SMACK!
"Only if you promise to be good."
SMACK!
"FINE WHATEVER! AAH!"
SMACK!
Ler went over to the Life guard and pulled on his sleeve.
"Mr.! Mr! That's my pet sir! He was just being a little bad! Thank you so much for helping me with him! He's just a little unruly sometimes!He means well honest!"
The Lifeguard gave her a puzzled look and then stopped the rest of the mob.
" Okay people okay! Our jobs done here, Let's go! I have a beach to patrol!"
"Daaaw!" The crowd sighed and then slowly left dragging their sticks behind them. A little boy ran up to Kisame kicked him and then ran off.
"They're just racist against me cuz I'm blue." whined Kisame as he rubbed one of his bruises.
"You also have gills and are damn fat like a damn shark."
"Racist!"
"Being a shark isn't a race! Being half shark is specist!"
"Racist, Specist same difference! You hate me because I'm blue!"
Ler crossed her arms and stared down at Kisame.
"You're forgetting something important here sharky boy."
"And what the hell is that?"
"You promised to be a good boy." An evil grin crossed her face.
"Uh.." Kisame stared up at her blankly.
"If you aren't a good little sharky-warky.."
" Yes, Definitely I'm the best godamn shark in the world, now go away."
"Good." Ler walked by and patted him on the head. He was angry, but he had grown an "thing" for Ler. I would say the "thing" he was growing had the resemblance of a chia pet. Although it wasn't green. It just you know..is.
" You know Kisame.." began Ler.
"What."
" Your face is like a billboard.."
"Huh?"
" You advertise every single one of your thoughts upon it."
"Hah!" Kisame scoffed.
" Don't worry about your Samehada. it'll be back to normal in good time."
" ...and I'm supposed to believe that?"
"You should."
He scoffed.
"Well the last time I used that Jutsu..hmm was when I was moving from my old place to my new place and then *counts on fingers* hmm I don't remember which Jutsu I used to make stuff go back...What was it, growthy,,rampant..hmm...no too steroidsy. Or maybe it wore off on its own...nah..to inconvenient...hmm.." Ler forgot about Kisame and was thinking about that moving day a few years ago.
Kisame sweat-dropped.
Ler saw Tobi building a sand castle and felt the sudden desire to join him.
"I WANNA BUILD A SAND CASTLE!" She ran over to Tobi, mowing over Kisame as she did. Kisame sweat-dropped and stared at the sky.. At that moment the Uchiha got out of the water and stood on the beach staring in the direction of Ler and Kisame.
"...my shark.." He mumbled, then went to go sit on his towel.
"Yaay! Does Ler-chan want to help Tobi make a sand castle?"
"I have a better idea. Let's have a competition. Get all the other people and come back Tobi huh!"
"Kaaay!" Tobi hopped up and began trying to get the other akatsuki to build sand castles. Deidara said no and kicked him in the face, Kakuzu ignored him, Zetsu was planting it up in the sun, Hidan punched him and Leader was asleep. Konan, and the Uchiha decided to join. Sasori wasn't allowed to play because it was decided that because he was from Sunagakure and he would have an unfair advantage.
"What are the rules?" inquired Konan.
"Whoever has the coolest sand castle wins! Okay Go!"
They all began building.
Itachi's was rectangular, with a large Keep, konans was in the shape of a rounded flower that seemed to blossom upwards, Tobi's was a single little turret with a big starfish on top, Ler's had a courtyard and a moat as well as a keep.
"How old are you shit-heads! 5?!" Called Hidan obnoxiously from where he was standing.
" I remember when I was your age and i wasn't as stupid as you!" Hidan Laughed obnoxiously.
"Yeah you were stupider" Yelled Ler. She grabbed the starfish off of Tobi's castle and threw it like a shuriken at his head.
"FUCK!"
Bullseye.
"Shut up Hidan I'm trying to read the paper."
"That bitch just threw a fucking starfish at my head!"
"She's probably inviting you to go play sand castles."
" I AM NOT PLAYING FUCKING SAND CASTLES!"
"Just go over there and quit complaining." Kakuzu used one of his tentacles and tossed the Jashinist at the group.
"DAMMIT KAKUZU!" Hidan stood up and stormed angrily over to where the others were.
"Fuck you and your sand castles!" He proceeded to stomp on everyone else's sand castles.
"Aww Hidan destroyed Tobi's sand castle." Tobi's shoulders slumped.
"Now the sand princess is a hobo.."
"Serves you right!" Yelled Hidan.
"It's okay you can make another castle Tobi." Ler patted him on the shoulder.
"Not if I can help it." He kicked sand in Lers face. She shut her eyes and brushed the sand out of her face.
"You're just jealous because we're better at it than you and our sandcastles were bad ass." Ler glared at Hidan.
"Like hell you guys could ever make anything more bad ass than me!"
"Then prove it."
"Like hell I will!"
"Do it!"
"No!"
"Wuss!"
"Am not!"
"Chicken!"
"AM NOT!"
"You're just upset cuz we're better than you! " Ler sneered.
"Am not! Now watch this and be amazed bitches!" Hidan snatched Tobi's sand bucket and shovel and proceeded to build a something.
"THE COMPETITIONS BACK ON EVERYONE GO!" Shouted Ler and they all went back to rebuilding their demolished sand castles. Meanwhile Deidara was chatting up some ladies when he noticed the Uchiha building a sand castle. That damn uchiha is not going to be better than me at everything! Especially not something so childish and stupid!'
"Excuse me Ladies. You see the guy over there in the mask?"
"Yes?"
"He's my younger brother and he's a little bit slow and funny in the head, I'm going to go play a game with him then I'll be right back. Okay? uhn." Deidara Ran off.
"Okay Deidara-kun." Replied the 3 Ladies that were there. At that moment Kakuzu walked up to the bar and says to the bartender, ( It's like the beginning of a terrible Joke I know) well he really just ordered a drink. Rum and probably pineapple juice...Or was it vodka...meh.
" So what are you doing here gramps?" asked one of the lady's.
"I'm stuck on a stupid vacation with a bunch of morons and idiots. Alcohol seems like the best way to make this better. The Captains Special too please. " He asked the bartender for anther drink.
"My Sand castle is the most bad ass of them all!" Declared Hidan, as he stood back from his creation. It wasn't that great looking in all honesty. It was a large pile of sand with a poorly made flag on top, there was some effort put forth to make turrets but was abandoned half way through.
"Bow before my greatness bitches!" Itachi and konan Sweatdropped.
"Meh." said Ler.
" Did you just Meh my badassery!"
"Meh"
"Dammit it's awesome! now give me the godamn prize."
"We haven't voted Yet!"
'Does Ler-chan like Tobi's sand castle?"
" It's fantastic! Hidan sit down!"
" No My castle is the best how dare you insult my great creation!"
Konan and Itachi face-palmed.
At that moment Deidara came marching over.
"Hey! You! girly-headed-fuck! Tell them my castles the best!"
"Hell no!"
Deidara turned and yelled at itachi.
"Your sand castles can't be better than mine!" And he threw a wad of his clay right in the middle of all of the sand castles.
"DON'T YOU DARE YOU GIRLY HEADED FU-"
"KATSU!"
BANG!
A rain of sand fell on everyone.
"YOU ASSHOLE! THAT WAS MY FUCKING MASTER PIECE!" Hidan began chasing Deidara around trying to beat the hell out of him.
"Well, so much for a competition." sighed Ler.
"Aww Tobi was having fun but then mean Deidara-Senpai ruined his castle."
"Well, I'm going to the bar.." Declared Ler. Konan shrugged.
"I'll join you.." she added.
"Tobi wants to play more."
"Okay.."
Itachi shrugged.
Ler began walking over to the bar, when out of the corner of her eye Ler saw a figure that looked vaguely familiar. ' ...that ass..' she thought. She strained to remember. She threw a rock at the person and they turned around.
"Az!" She cried out in surprise. He was wearing his usual hat and mask but was wearing swim trunks and eyeliner this time around.
Az slowly turned around and then looked at Ler. He chuckled before speaking.
" You know not many women are able to get the better of me!"
"...heh..yeah.."
" I did not think that someone in your line of work would get out very often though."
"Well, you see ...I decided..that's not exactly what I wanted to do with my life and so i uh...left"
"Hah, I have caught word of some of the story, though I left shortly after I awoke. The owner had insisted that he provide me with a..well...an extra-opportunity on the house, but I rather wanted to leave. He didn't tell me what exactly had happened, but considering your room was empty and how I have found you here, I am not surprised."
"Heh,yeah"
Ler wasn't sure what to say, she still found this man incredibly attractive despite the circumstances of how they became acquainted with one another.
"Soo..that mask.." began Ler.
" Do you always wear it? Are you hiding something? Is it a scar or a birthmark or a growth or a tumor or a bad tattoo that you have from one night you went drinking with your friends and you don't remember what happened at all and didn't realize you had it until the next day when you looked into the mirror?" Ler slapped her hand over her mouth, her face was red with embarrassment.
"Hah, no. you are quite strange."
He chuckled then grasped the side of the mask and prepared to unclasp it. Ler watched intently her eyes growing wider. The mask dropped and he took off the hat. Ler's jaw dropped. He had well defined eyebrows, a soft jawline and short shiny black hair that was messy and a little spiky at the top.
"My god you're beautiful! I don't know whether to worship you, hump you to death or gouge my eyes out content that you'd be the last thing I'd see!"
"Well, that's an interesting compliment, I think I found your poetry more enjoyable though." He laughed.
"..uh..I mean...If you were a God I would throw countless innocent virgins into fiery volcanoes for you, . If you were a cow, beef would always be what's for dinne-I mean uh-GODDAMMIT! I should just shut up now.." Ler was blushing intensely.
Az proceeded to laugh.
" A little tongue tied are we now?" He chuckled.
Ler was scolding herself.'dammit! Why couldn't I just shut up! Why does he have to be so damn hot! Stupid Stupid Stupid!' She facepalmed.
"I do believe you have something of mine." Ler seemed lost for a minute before she realized what he was talking about.
"Oooohhh! Right! Give me a second." Ler ran over to where her stuff was by Konan and Leader and grabbed his weapons belt.
"Here you go...heheh...sorry about the scratches and dents."
"...ah..." He looked at his weapons, confused about how she could have probably banged them up.
"..ah..you can keep them..consider it a gift.."
"Would you like to join me at the bar?" Offered Az.
"Actually I was just heading there myself."
"Oh really? Well then let me escort you."
Ler and HFG began walking towards the tiki bar. Konan was already enjoying some sort of colorful mixed drink, Kakuzu was attempting to get drunk and was wondering why the trio of young chicks wouldn't leave him the hell alone. Itachi was sitting quietly enjoying a small cup of iced tea, Kisame accompanied the Uchiha and ordered something called a Blue Shark, challenging it's worthiness of the title. Deidara had finally escaped from Hidan and was storming over to where Kakuzu and the chicks were, he was probably angry that Kakuzu had somehow managed to steal his small crowd away, Leader had since moved to sit at the bar and had ordered the Captains special. Ler and HFG Arrived at the bar and sat down. At that moment Hidan noticed that the whole gang was over at the bar and stormed over there, loud and angry as ever, While an additional trio of bikini chicks carried Sasori off somewhere.
So the Akatsuki walk into a bar...
To be honest I wasn't sure where to end this one, or if it's funny enough. meh
Review so I can get a better Idea of what the hell I'm doing, yaaaay.
"Is uncle Kuzu-kun back with my beer yet?"
SHUT THE HELL UP!
"Since when can narrators yell at their characters!"
SINCE NOW!
"WHERE'S MY VODKA!"
"Go away Hidan! you smell like farts and doritos!"
"I do not!"
"You're right you smell worse!"
"TAKE THAT BACK!" *Dives at Ler*
Oh boy. *rubs temples*
"Kakuzu's not even back yet you Idiot!" *kicks him in the face*
"Fuck!" *rubs temples.
Bye bye now...*sighs*