Greetings mortals, fellow aca-bitches, dudes, motherfuckers and friends,

Firstly, for once you get an apology that I mean, so pay attention.

I've gotta take a break from writing for a few months. And I'm actually sorry about that. I'm not well, like seriously not well, and I've gotta focus on getting better and spending time on me for a change, something I'm actually not good at.

I am writing this short note on all of my active stories and putting a copy on my profile page to let you all know en masse that I've got to take a hiatus from writing for a few months but please don't give up on me or these stories. I'll get them done as I love 'em too much not too but merp, not a priority right now.

Secondly, for other reasons that I'm simply not going to bother you all with, I've had to get rid of my lackluster brilliance email account and it's no longer active ... at all. I've got another email address set up on here which my friend and Beta, the wonderfully talented waatp is going to monitor for me (well, she will when I ask her!) so if you wanna send PM 's or stay in touch, she'll make sure I get any messages. I may not be able to reply straight away but dudes, just deal the fuck with that. She's got all my contact details in my real world and will update anyone who cares enough to ask.

Check out her stuff though, it will keep you busy while I'm getting better.

Thirdly, try not to miss me too much! I don't expect any of you will but waatp insisted I write a note to explain my absence. Said something Britishy about it being rude to disappear without saying goodbye or some dumb shit like that.

Fourthly, and dudes, does this feel like I'm reading out a Church newsletter or what ... but I will be back. I made a promise to my doctors to fight and not give up and I gave another promise to my Beta to finish these. I had hoped to be able to keep writing and she encouraged me to complete chapters regularly (let's call it an ass kicking) but I gotta focus on me for now.

To all the writers out there, keep up the hard work and give me something to read when I can.

So long Earthlings. King Alex has left the building.