The Stormcloak Experience

by BroMeese

Ulfric and Tullius have an interesting relationship, they keep meeting up in random places and a lot of stuff goes down. Any names you don't recognize are references to mine and my friends characters that we made whilst playing Skyrim. (I.E. Meese, Earl, Neko P***s-chan, etc) Rated M for coarse language and some... disturbing mishappenings. PAIRING: ULFRIC/TULLIUS

10. The Stormcloak Experience part IX

General Tullius was strutting his stuff down the streets of the city of Solitude when he noticed a new building. His mouth began to water… It was a French Restaurant! He ran in at the speed of the Stormcock going in and out of his anus. A High Elf cunt greeted him.

"Bonjour. Come on in to ze la restaurant of le food and le drinks." She said. Tullius followed her as she led him to the table. "Your le waitress will be with you in just a la minute!"

Tullius waited. He caught a glimpse of the waitress a couple minutes later. She was beautiful. She had long, silky blonde hair that framed her face perfectly. Her legs were long, toned and tanned to perfection. She was amazing. She was perfect. She was everything General Tullius ever wanted. She was… Ulfric Stormcloak!?

"Bonjour Mademoiselle~" Said Ulfric to Tullius "Would you care for some baguette du fromage Eiffel Tower honhonhon omelette a la Stormcock?"

Tullius got up and tried to run away, but it was too late. He was already within Ulfric's grasp. Ulfric picked Tullius up by the nipple and threw him onto the table on his back. He jumped on top of him and ripped off all of Tullius's clothes.

"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Cried Ulfric. He took a baguette and caressed Tullius's penis with it. It felt so good. Tullius moaned.

"...merci…" Tullius whispered. Ulfric grinned as he took some fromage and put it in Tullius's mouth. He flipped Tullius over onto his stomach and made him stick that fine anus up high into the air. Ulfric grabbed the baguette and stuck it DEEPLY INTO his mouth. Damn that fucker was hungry. Then he took ANOTHER baguette and stuck it into Tullius's ass. Then a fucking Frost Troll came into the mix and used an Ice Wraith dildo on Tullius's bread filled anus.

Ulfric sat there, off to the side, he was completely ignored… Stormcock at all. He wouldn't have any of that happening. He ate the fucking Frost Troll and sat Tullius up. He got down on one knee and held the Stormcock up to him. "Tullius-chan, will you marry me?" Asked Ulfric.

"Fuck no." replied Tullius as he got up and left the restaurant.

THE END~ (Only not)