We have been through all this, people, I do not own ANYTHING.
Sorry for the long wait everyone, my computer broke, and I have had a hell of a time getting a new one.
To all my reviewers out there, thanks for your patience! And of course, all your lovely reviews.

Dear laura118b:
You are right, I made a mistake there, thanks for telling me, but I am just going to leave it like
that now, because I like the idea of Deadpool dressing up for Peter.

"Give me a D!" Deadpool screamed at the S.H.E.I.L.D rookies. "D!" the rookies screamed.

"Give me an E!" Deadpool yelled. "E!" shouted the rookies.

"Give me an A!" Deadpool screamed again "A!" the rookies yelled back.

"Give me another D!" shouted Deadpool. "D!" everyone screamed.

"Give me an...

From a distance Coulson, Fury and Hill watched. "Why are those rookies acting like a high school cheerleading team?" said Hill.

"Wade wants to be praised in style" answered Coulson.

"Why don't these people just follow those RULES?" Hill growled in exasperation.

273. Do not steal Director Fury's clothes and eye patch, and then replace them with a glass eye, brown robes, and a Tony Stark-made light saber. Loki was joking when he said that Director Fury was a Jedi in another universe.

274. Agent Romanov trained under Agent Bucky Barnes in the Red Room. Whatever happened during those training sessions is a mystery. Agent Romanov doesn't want to talk about it, and Agent Bucky Barnes doesn't remember, so we will never know if 'WinterWidow' aactually happened or not. Do not ask or speculate.

275. You cannot make Thor listen to the song "Born to be Wild" just so he can hear the lyrics " I like smoke and lighting and HEAVY METAL THUNDER" he will not get it.

276. Do not try to convince Steve Rogers that the movie 'Inglorious Basterds' represented how his war ended.

277. When a superior officer tells you to do something, you do it. You do not say, " Steve Rogers won't like it if I do that."

278. Director Fury does not have a friend that is tiny, green, and uses a deadly glowstick. And this friend does NOT go by the name of YODA, by the way. Director Fury will not introduce him to you, no matter how much you ask. You are not the person who will bring balance to the force.

279. You are not allowed to drug Steve Rogers and Agent Bucky Barnes and place them in compromising positions together. No, it dosen't matter how much you want them to get together and make "STUCKY" real.

230. You do NOT need to throw a huge party for Steve Rogers on the Fourth of July.

231. Do not ask Tony Stark to help plan your child's birthday, you will end up being arrested for child endangerment.

232. Ladies, if you are getting married, do not ask Agent Romanov or Agent Hill to be your bridesmaids, your future husband will probably end up dead.

233. Do not ask Dr. Banner to manufacture makeup for you. You end up being able to blink your lips.

234. Reading all of Shakespeare's plays does not qualify you to be one of Thor's handlers, no matter what Tony Stark says.

235. Tony Stark does not need to start his own heavy metal rock band. You are not allowed to even THINK of the idea.

236. Do not ask Dr. Banner or Loki to make you love potions, unless you want Director Fury or Odin dropping to their knees and declaring their undying love for you.

237. Do not ask Steve Rogers if he would like to chocolate fondue.

238. Do not put female birds in Falcon or Agent Barton's beds. They will not appreciate your attempts to find them true love.

239. Agent Hill does not have a long-lost sister/cousin/daughter/ named Jody Mills.

240. Agent Romanov does not have a long-lost sister/cousin/daughter named Charlie Bradbury.

242. You are not allowed to cut up an American flag and use it to make bedsheets for Agent Coulson.

243. If Agent Wade Wilson runs in yelling "There's a troll in the dungeon !" And then falls down, evacuate the premises IMMEDIATELY..

244. Do not yell "May the odds be ever in your favor !" At Agent Barton.

245. Do NOT use Loki's helmet as a back-scratcher.

246. There is no such game called "Pin The Tesseract On Loki" and even if there was, it would not be advisable to play this game within a 50-mile radius of him.

247. You are not allowed to teach Loki the lyrics to "LET IT GO" UNDER. ANY. CIRCUMSTANCES.

248. Do not ask Agent Bucky Barnes to play, tennis/hockey/golf/and or BASEBALL with you. You will inevitably lose. He has a-SUPER-POWERED metal arm...REMEMBER!

249. You are not allowed to replace each and every S.H.E.I.L.D ignisia with the Starfleet or Mockingjay symbol, no matter how much Tony Stark pays you.

250. Do not hang mistletoe on the horns of Loki's helmet, and then use it as an excuse to go around kissing him. THOR. WILL. NOT. BE. HAPPY.

251. You are not allowed to graffiti the stars and stripes onto Steve Rogers's bedroom walls, he doesn't find it funny anymore.

252. You are not allowed to tie up Steve Rogers and leave him in LOLA'S backseat.

253. Do not flirt with Agent Romanov, or you will get an arrow through the leg.

254. You are not allowed to join Deadpool's cheerleading team.

255. Do not play tag with Pietro Maximoff.

256. The Hulk gives really good massages, but he only gives them to Agent Romanov, so don't ask him for one.

257. Do not refer to Loki as THE HULK'S CHEW-TOY.

258. Do not offer Loki any drinks, Tony Stark is the only person who Loki accept liquor from.

259. Stop whacking Director Fury and Agent Coulson with iron bars, we already said that they are NOT ghosts.

260. Do not handcuff Director Fury and Agent Wade Wilson together, because the apocalypse will start if you do.

261. Do not ask Agent Romanov if she has ever been involved in remodeling a ZOO.

262. Do not refer to Agent Coulson as the AMERCAIN FANGIRL.

"Give me a P!" yelled Deadpool.

"Let's go" Fury said in disgust.

Despite Fury's disapproval, the rookies immediately took to Deadpool. He became the insane uncle they never knew they wanted.

You liked these so much!...Right?