Save the Writer! Ch10

At the top of the Y.O.F.A.G. base, the green light surrounding Miku fades.

Derrick: "Whoa..."

Wolfie: "So... beautiful..."

Miku stood, in a short, white one-piece dress, stopping just a little above her knees. Her hair was it's usual twin tails, held by black and red scrunchies. In her hands, she held two leeks.

Miku: "Check... 1...2!" Leaps at Derrick.

Derrick: "AAAAH!"

Wolfie: "Your fault!"

Miku: "Wolfie, now's not the time to be reciting song lyrics." Hits Derrick with her leeks.

Derrick: "I'll teach you!" Swings his sword at Miku.

Wolfie: "Miku, quickly, just free me!"

Miku: "No! I must win this by myself. Otherwise... how can I call myself Wolfie-sama's Waifu?"

Wolfie: "Miku... much as I understand the sentiment, right now I think that releasing me and letting me do the beating up would be a wiser move."

Miku: "No, I must... protect my Wolfie-sama!" Draws back one leek, "Negi fang!" She swings her leek, and a shockwave emanates from it. Derrick dodges it.

Derrick: "You could never understand! Yaoi corridor!" He slaps the ground, and a pulse of energy rises around him in a hemisphere, knocking Miku back.

Miku: "Ah!" Lands a few feet away.

Wolfie: "Miku! Your health is red! Use it now!"

Miku runs up to Derrick, and presses 'A,' 'B' and 'X...' how we don't know, but she did.

Miku: "I'll show you... Divine... Negi!" Her leeks fuse into one massive leek, and a bar comes in above her face, reading 'Miku's Crest.' A cut-in of her face flashes past, before she swings downwards with her leek.

Derrick: "I just wanted a world... for my Yaoi and me..."

Miku: "Goodbye... … … … Derrick."

Derrick: "Ah heck, I've gotta get out of here! Fortunately, I have a Phated on me." He presses a button on a concealed device, "Remember this, Hatsune, Klein. You may have won this battle, but now... can you win the war?" He fades away, as a black sphere grows around him, and he disappears.

Miku: "Is... is it over?"

Wolfie: "No... it's just beginning..."

The tower shook, and a sound like an explosion rung through the place.

Miku: "What the f*** was that?"

Wolfie: "You know how evil bases always have a self-destruct system built in, which is really easy to access once you've beaten the final boss? This is why those systems exist. Derrick's going to blow this place apart."

Miku: "Can't you stop it?"

Wolfie: "Miku, I've been tied up for the best part of the last 9 chapters, do you really think I'm at my peak of capabilities right now?"

Miku: "But Derrick wouldn't leave his minions to die would he?"

Wolfie: "They all have Phateds, which is a really stupid name by the way, so they'll all have left."

Miku: "How are we going to survive then?"

Wolfie: "It's simple."

Miku: "How?"

Wolfie: "We're named characters!"

The building explodes.

Outside, the group from the ground floor have escaped, with Gakupo and Luka landing from ridiculously impossible jumps, and Misty and co. stepping out of a plot hole. The others stand around the roadroller, with Len and Rin checking it for damage.

Kaito: "Any sign of Miku?"

Luka: "She went to the top floor to find Wolfie. I hope she's okay..."

At this point, the tower exploded.

Luka: "...No!"

Kaito: "This can't be!"

Misty: "Don't worry, look carefully."

The group look through the falling debris, and see a pair of wings, glowing a bright golden, then shifting to purple, then to every colour as they flapped. Attached to the wings was a figure, and in that figure's arms was another, with two green-blue ponytails.

Kaito: "Miku!"

Lumi: "So you made it Wolfie."

Wolfie: Landing, still holding Miku in his arms, "Did you think I wouldn't?"

Lumi: "Well, even for you, escaping from an exploding tower by flying out the top seems a bit unrealistic."

Wolfie: "No skin off my nose if I have to do something impossible to save my waifu."

Miku: "Wolfie... that's so... sickeningly sweet... but... so... romantic..."

Kaito: "Ah, screw this, I give up on ever getting into her pants."

Meiko: "So would you like to get into mine?"

Kaito: "Well... better than nothing I suppose."

Wolfie: "I suggest you wait for the celebratory sex, this isn't over yet."

Luka: "What makes you say that?"

Wolfie: "Just the massive space-fleet of yaoi fangirls flying just outside of my fic-zone, where I can't write them out of existence, ready to fire at us."

Misty: "Just that?"

Wolfie: "Yeah, so I'm only really guessing."

Miku: "Wolfie, do you have a plan?"

Wolfie: "Yes, and it involves you, that fortress I built for you, and a bucket load of artistic license, aka screwing the rules because you have an art."

Miku: "So... is it time to say that?"

Wolfie: "Yes!" Clears his throat, "To the Wolfmobile!"

Wolfie drives the Wolfmobile (think the Batmobile, only blue, and with wolf-heads painted on I places. He weaves past bombs being dropped by the enemy ships, and accelerates hard, all the while background music on repeat of somebody singing "Wo-Wo-Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wo- Wolfie!"

Miku: "How much further?" Raises her BRS gun, which has mysteriously reattached itself, through an open window and fires at several incoming missiles.

Wolfie: "We're almost there." Swerves around, then breaks hard, and comes to a stop at the edge of a cliff.

Miku: "Why are we stopping."

Wolfie: "Everybody, hold on tight." Unfurls his two wings as the roof opens up, and then reverses off the edge.

The vehicle begins to plummet, but Wolfie flaps his wings hard, and manages to keep it flying. It gently lowers to the ground, and Wolfie drives away quickly, the top of the car sliding back into place.

Misty: "Why did we just do that?"

Wolfie: "Because it's faster this way."

Misty: "I mean why didn't you just drive off the cliff and write in a bouncy castle underneath?"

Wolfie: "You expect me to type that in, while driving a frigging car? Get real here!"

Wolfie drives in a straight line, until the fortress comes into view. He drives up to it, and a door opens, allowing them in. He drives through, and stops in a parking bay.

Wolfie: "Right, come on! We need to get to the middle of the building, and remember this is a null-fic zone, so I can't write anything in!"

The group follow Wolfie and Miku through several corridors, until they reach a barrier. Beyond the barrier is a large open space, going several yards up and down, and reaching even further back, and filling the space is...

Gakupo: "A space-ship?"

Wolfie: "Indeed, this is my personal craft. All aboard the 'Supreme Badassery!'"

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