A/N: This one's a good one ^^ Lots of wiggle room for me with these two... This request was from fsty (: Enjoy!
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Balrog of Morgoth, Ph.D., MD
Current Residence: Vacation Home in Mt. Vesuvius (yup, Pompeii was caused by ME)
Occupation: Physics professor at the University of Moria, part-time pyromaniac (just got my license!), public flogger for any paying customer, and Rheumatologist
Favourite Quotations: "Can't touch this! –du, du, du, du, dudu, dudu!-."
People who Inspire Balrog: Morgoth, Sauron
Activities: whipping people senseless, teaching physics – especially Thermodynamics, diagnosing people with incurable diseases –hehe, setting things on fire, drinking brandy, sky-diving, making candles and scented soaps, stoking fires
Favourite Books: Prince Brat and the Whipping Boy, How To Make Your Own Cat o' Nine Tails, Drivers Manuel: No Passing Zones, Flint & Tinder: A Survival Guide, How To Spontaneously Combust Without Dying, Pranking Dwarves, Medical Journal: Symptoms Include Body-wide Inflammation, The Ring of Fire, See Spot Run
Interests: Listerine!-Craziest 30 seconds of your life… feels like my mouth's on fiyaa!, whips, fire, cooking things in Pressure Cookers, ghost pepper hot sauce, candles, sky-diving and deepdarkpit-free-falling, thermodynamics, physics experiments, fevers and inflammation, swelling joints caused by heat, volcanoes
About: Alright, ladies (and gents). I won't lie. I know I'm incredibly hot … in fact I've been told people tend to swoon in my presence! Except Men tend to run away from me … but no matter. I can catch them quite easily.
Interested In: Women/Men
Relationship Status: It's Complicated
Family: I kinda may have sorta burnt them all up…
Shelob
Current Residence: Cirith Ungol's caves
Occupation: Resident Giant/Bloated Spider
Favourite Quotations: "Oh, Shelob, Shelob, how I love your graceful, long, hairy, legs! All eight of them!~" – Sauron
"She." – various orcs whom I have devoured without second thought
People who Inspire Shelob: Sauron, Morgoth, Witch King
Activities: bossing Gollum my butler around, eating orcs – even though they taste bad, spinning webs, stinging people with my butt, Spring Cleaning (unfortunately, it's never spring in Mordor), devouring hobbits, shielding my eyes from starlight, hissing, knitting and crocheting
Favourite Books: Seven Deadly Poisons of DOOM, Knitting for Dummies, 145 New Design Ideas for Spider Webs, Weight Loss in Three Easy Steps, Beauty Tips For Those With Many Legs, How To Snare Your Man, Deceit and Sneakiness, Combat Skills: Rear-End Edition, 50 Recipes For Fresh Prey, Parenting Skills: Single Mom with Several Kids Edition
Interests: skulking in my caves, hissing, experimental weight loss programs, weaving looms, high-quality silk, playing the piano, bungee jumping with spider silk, eating orcs, sending Gollum my butler on long expeditions to bring me food
About: I like art projects that involve weaving. I make very fine cloth and nice lace too – products are available on my Etsy store. I'm on medication for my bloating. I got involved with Sauron after my marriage to Mr. Itsy-Bitsy Spider with whom I had several thousand children. We dumped them all in Mirkwood since they were overrunning the house and leaving muddy foot prints everywhere.
Interested In: Men
Relationship Status: It's Complicated with Sauron
Family: Several Thousand Children (some deceased, some not, I don't really care)
Mr. Spider (husband - deceased - got stuck up a water spout and drowned, poor thing... - that was sarcasm)
Assorted Siblings (all deceased – I ate them)
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