A / N : This could be considered an M, I guess? I don't really know. Tell me if it needs the rating. *nodnod*

It's hard to tell...

'No need to be snippy, shrimp.' Winry growled, picking at her lunch with her fork but not bothering to stuff anything in her mouth. She'd only sat down for five minutes next to her newly-proclaimed boyfriend and they were already in an argument.

'Who're you callin' a shrimp, Automail geek?' Edward responded quickly, not missing a beat. She'd only sat down for five minutes and she was already pissed. Oh, how he loved ticking her off. She always got so cute… not that he would admit that, of course.

'Who else but you? Everyone else here's height matches their age!' She snapped back, turning her head to glare at the golden-eyed alchemy geek. He didn't seem angry at all! What the hell? Sitting there smirking, what's he doing?

'Well, everyone else here's gender matches their profession, too.'

'Most of the people ere don't have professions, idiot!'

'Still.' He remained smirking as she turned redder and redder with rage.

'Why aren't you yelling by now?' she shot back, pointing her finger directly toward him as she swung her leg over the bench to face him.

He blinked down at her hand before leaning forward to press his lips lightly to her nail. 'I like watching you get all angry.' He drew back, leaning his elbow on the table and resting his cheek in the palm. 'Amusing.'

Her eyebrows furrowed.

'You look confused, now.' He narrated.

She grunted, eyes narrowing. She clocked his temple lightly and went back to her plate, childishly ignoring him.

…

'Why are you blushing so hard?' She mumbled, looking his way as they walked together toward the Hogwarts library. He glanced at their linked hands and around the deserted hallway before shrugging slightly, looking away from her as she swung their hands lightly.

…

'I was kind of beginning to wonder if we were, you know, and… item.'

'Mmm… Why?' he mumbled against her neck, keeping her locked in his lap with his right hand on her back and his left resting on her waist. A forgotten pile of books (gathered from around where they sat in the Grimmauld place library) was knocked over by her foot as he struck a ticklish spot on her side. He chuckled and nipped her neck lightly.

'You've hardly… been doing anything boyfriend-ly since we… g-got together.'

He grinned against her neck at her stuttering, raking his teeth across the flesh before nibbling the back of her neck. 'Am now…' he mumbled. 'No place private in that damn school. Kind of lad we got…' he moved to feather kisses along her jaw. 'dragged here for that… "Christmas" thing…'

'D-do you…'

'Mm?'

'D'you want to… continue?' Winry mumbled into his neck, hands running through his clawed-loose hair.

He froze for a moment before his right hand resumed massaging along her spine. 'N-not really,' he stuttered. 'I kind of wanted to wait until we were back home…'

'In your bed?' She giggled, mewling slightly and nibbling at his neck herself (he flinched in surprise before purring slightly.)

'Noo~' he chuckled. 'I was thinking more like…' he gave an almost-giggle. 'Your workbench?'

She laughed, catching his lips with a chaste peck. 'How can you know me so well?'

…

'So, brother…' Al began teasingly, leaning back in his chair. Most of everyone looked toward the younger Elric, as he'd been silent through most of the meal, aside from the occasional giggle. 'What's this about a workbench?'

Water was sprayed across the table at Alphonse, who ignored the shocked response. Ed slowly turned to look at Winry, sitting at his right. She was gaping and looking toward him with the same expression.

'You…?

'No, you did!'

'I did not!'

Al chuckled. 'Neither of you did.' He made a popping sound with his lips. 'You know, the library isn't entirely private. Especially when your brother's more of a bookworm than you are, Brother.'

The elder Elric's face slowly flushed before he sprang across the table to pin his younger brother, yelling inaudible things about respecting your older brother and privacy. Al simply laughed, keeping his brother at bay through the whole fight.

A / N:

… *smirk* XD Dude…

Well, does it need a M rating? I don't really think so myself, considering they didn't really do anything, but I dunno. That's just me. Am I the only one that thinks that this is pretty much all just one big EdWin-themed collection? Geez. XD