Kelis POV
The cool spring air blows through my hair as I stand on the roof in my mothers favourite spot, apparently she used to come up here to think. I stand near the edge, palms flat on the ledge. As I sighed the wind picked up and blew my jacket as if it was a sail on a boat. I then lifted my arms and pointed them out as if I was reaching for the walls opposite them, I intended to reach back and pull my jacket down. Before I could what I intended someone wrapped their arms around my waist and rested there chin on my shoulder. I turned my head slightly so I could see who it was, Jen. I frowned at her, "Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you, go on," Jen sings,
"What are you doing?" I ask her, this isn't normal. I'll admit that I'm a little scared,
"Singing," She states,
"Badly," I mutter, she hears me and I see her pout from the corner of my eye, "Let go of me you complete weirdo," I say, I tried to keep my voice calm but this isn't normal. Why do I get the feeling that Jen's been drugged? I then shove her away from me and look at her wide eyed, "Why were you holding my waist? I know it's legal to date your cousins and everything but that's not us, I have Pedro and you have what ever boy you have this week!" I rant,
"I thought you was attempting to recreate the Titanic moment," She shrugs, "Since Pedro's still away I thought I'd help you practice," She then smirks, I roll my eyes at her. I then lean against the ledge while she flops down in one of the damaged seats, I guess now is the perfect time to tell her 'bout lil' baby.
"Jen," I say calmly, " I need to talk to you," Here comes the pregnancy comment,
"Your pregnant?"
"Yes," I say while I look at her, Jen's eyes dance with laughter,
"Alright, alright. No need to have a go, I was only wondering. Don't bite my head off, god." I give it five seconds until she clicks onto what I've just said, she really needs to listen to what I'm saying,
"Jen," I say again,
"You really need to learn how to take a joke," She grumbles, this would be so much easier if she just listened and paid attention to what I'm saying, "Would it hurt to,"
"Give birth." I interrupt her, maybe now she'll get the message,
"Probably, I dunno I've never given birth. Hey!" Finally, she's caught up, "Don't change the subject!" I groan,
"Jen, don't be a pleb. Will you just listen?" I yell at her, she finally shuts up, "I'm pregnant."
Jen blinks, her face is blank. I'll give her a minute to digest the information, I think she needs it. You can hear the her brain ticking in thought, well that's if she has a brain. It's taking her agers to digest it, why do I get the feeling that she's thinking up a remark? Maybe I should've told Jen last, that way a lot more people could've smacked her for me. Her motionless face begins to move, here we go. The corners of her lips begin to curl upwards into her usual smirk, "Oh la la la la frisky," She sings, that the best she can do? Out of all the things she could've said and she goes with that? I overestimate her sometimes,
"I was expecting something better then that," I tell her, what a let down my cousin is, Jen shrugs,
"You'd be surprised how much effort goes into making the jokes, it's not easy you know,"
"It strains your two brain cells doesn't it?" I smirk, Jen glares. It's her own fault, she's the one that set herself up for it,
"How are you going to tell Kelly?" I sigh,
"I don't know but the real question is what am I going to tell Dad? He's going to hit the roof, he isn't exactly keen on me and Pedro," Jen nods in agreement,
"I'm sure Kelly could calm him down when you tell him," Jen says, she then winks, I growl. How can Jen make a joke about Mum cheating on Fritton with Flash? It's not a funny subject!
I glare at Jen, she should know that I don't approve of Mum cheating with Dad. It's not fair on Fritton or Bev and it's stupid. You either want to be with someone or you don't, there's no excuse for cheaters. If you're not feeling anything with the person you're with then you dump them and move on, you shouldn't string them along until something better comes along or cheat on them. What's worse is when you're with the St Trinian head mistress and cheating on her, does Mum not understand how dangerous that is? I know she still has some power and influence over the girls but she won't be able to stop them from murdering her.
Mum needs to sort out her damn brain and make up her mind. Flash or Fritton, one or the other. She can't have both! If the St Trinians find out I won't stop them from tearing her limb from limb, she deserves it. Maybe while she's being torn apart she'll think about her immature actions. Wait. What if they turn on me and start attacking me? Would they really attack their own head girl because of her mothers actions? Would they still attack me if I told them I had a bun in the oven? Would Fritton be able to stop them? A rumble of a car engine interrupts my thoughts, I look out towards the drive. Is that a new girl arriving?
As the car gets closer I get a better view of it. It's black and it's a sports car, one of the new Lamborghini's I think. On the side of the door is a silver blob, I can't make out what it is. For a moment I look at the main entrance, if it's a new girl nobody will come to greet her. Mum, Andrea and Taylor are stood there, that means they are expecting whoever it is driving that car. I then look at Jen who is also looking at the black blur speeding our way, she's glaring at it. I think Jen knows who's coming, and by her clenched fists and jaw, she doesn't like them.
It takes the speeding car a minute to pull up outside the front steps but it takes an age for the owner to step out and reveal his or her face. Maybe it's an old St Trinian come to visit? It can't be any I know otherwise they would've called me before anyone else to inform me of their visit. It's got to be someone important otherwise the first years would have attacked that pretty car.
After what felt like years, the owner steps out. A gentle breeze blows her chocolate brown hair out behind her, she looks about a year older then Jen. Mum warmly at her and embraces her like she does with Auntie JJ. The girl smiles back then pulls out an envelope from her back pocket, "Sorry to be formal but I'm under strict instructions," She smiles, the girl then opens the envelop and begins to read the letter that was sealed inside of it, "Dear Kel, if big Kel does something you deem completely stupid and I'm not around you must take appropriate action. If the action is extremely stupid you may slap big Kel on my behalf, lots of love Mum." I grin while Mum's face drops,
"So you're here to slap me? You're defiantly you're mothers daughter," Mum grumbles,
"It's nothing personal, just following instructions," Mum sighs,
"Go ahead," The slap didn't look like it hurt, it didn't even leave a mark. That's disappointing, the girl then turns around and spots me and Jen,
"Well, well if it isn't Jenifer French. Still here after all these years?" She mocks,
"That's nothing to with you," Jen growls, clearly she doesn't like this girl, the girl chuckles,
"Just curious, surely you could've gave me a warmer welcome. I am after all your old head girl,"
"You're not head girl anymore Kelly Jones," Kelly Jones? Does Jen mean Mum or the girl?
"Once a head girl always a head girl, you still can't be jealous of me. It's not my fault that you've got the wrong grandparent," Jen growls and storms off, clearly this could get awkward.
Aren't I clever for having a back up plan? Kelis Jones meet your cousin Kelly Jones Juniour, see I'm smarter then the average Chav. No-one expected Kelis getting pregnant? I thought it was obvious but I'm the one who knows how this story ends. One question: Should I do a song fic for Kel/Belle? I know I haven't done one since 'One Shot' and that didn''t exactly end well for Kelly...
Gypsy: I'm glad you liked Kelly POV, I wasn't sure that it would work or not but looks like it did.
ConstantDreamer: All in good time, we've got some more things to see before the Flash dumping
Chelsea: That's got to be the first time I've seen you speechless
nanjim: The notes off of the recently murdered Becca, but it was written while she was still alive and Pedro found it while looking for a pen and some paper
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