A/N: Merry frickin Christmas! Okay, so I have a lot to do before the holiday, and for the holiday I believe I am getting mai own laptop, meaning moa chaptahs! YAY! But so this shall be the chapter where the magical dance (DAVID BOWIE~!) comes into play… I think… I don't know about my writing since I have been up since four am writing this junk… T.T I'm sooo tired…
But thank you to all who reviewed and favoriteded and alerteded and such… I checked mai e-mail, for once, and was like :D
So I will admit myself some time to read other fanfics for once… IN WHICH I SHALL START Once I write this chapter…. And the next one… and maybe well… I dunno… *shrugs* SO ON WITH THIS CHAPTER SO I MAY SLEEP!
Magical time skippeh of doomeh and Rawsi poveheheh… I think…
Well… Alex refused to sleep in the bed. She decided to sleep in the big huge closet across from the mattress, which was just fine by me. Only problem was that I slept on the floor next to the bed, just because I didn't like Itachi either. My back was stiff, I was cold, but it was worth it. Alex however, well, she refused to come out of the closet, no matter how funny it sounds. We eventually had to get the all mighty Hidan to carry her out.
"MAY LORD JASHIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!" She yelled when Hidan threw her over onto the couch. Alex still had her blanket, which was good, but she didn't want to go through with this. She refused to get dressed, and when she got dressed she refused to eat. Somehow she began eating when I taunted her with the Majora's Mask for the 64 game guide.
"Fine," She sighed, "But I'm not leaving this house." When she was ready for the day, minus the shower, she began playing the game again. I didn't blame her, it was a fun game, but I say Ocarina of Time any day. After about nine hours of her replaying three days, Lou Ann decided that it was enough and she had to take a shower. She cried, as was she was close to saving the deku princess, and she threw a fit.
"NO! YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME GO! NEVEREVERNEVEREVER!" Her legs kicked and her arms flailed, but she was no match for the poke of doom! By doom, I mean Itachi poked her, making her faint. Apparently, the touch of an Uchiha makes her pass out… I'll try that next time I need something…
-Cough Alex's Pov because this is important to add Cough-
"Stupid Uchihas… I will kill them all… AND AVENGE ORO-SAN-SAMA!" I yelled. Now when an Uchiha touches me without my knowledge, my body rejects the feeling and makes me faint or freak out. When I woke up I was in the bathroom, clothed thank god, but in front of hot water. I shook my head, no way am I getting undressed knowing that the Uchiha, Pervert , and Willing to do Anything to get money dudes are here. Then again I could act like a water type pokemon… Imma do that!
"MUD~!" My voice became that of a Mudkip, high pitched and sweet sounding, "KIPKIP!" I looked around for a towel, just to make sure I had one. When I saw I yellow one on the tiled floor, I had to inspect it.
"ITSA PIKACHU TOWEL! I LOVE YOU ITA- I mean… OROCHIMARU-SAN-SAMA!" I snuggled the towel close to my face. It was soft and beautiful, just the way I love my towels. If they had not given me this, I would not be getting into the bath right now.
The water… So warm… I sighed. This was not the perfect place for water type pokemon, unless there is some kind of hot water pokemon… But I do not believe there is.
"Mud… Kip MudMud… KipKip MudMud Kip…" I began to say to myself as I washed my hair. Now, I do love to get into baths, but I usually only wash mai hair. The shampoo smells… Familiar…
That's when I saw it, A note on the shampoo bottle.
'Alex,
Operation L.O.V.E is a go. Now make this a blast! When I figure out a way for the Akatsuki to finally go home, I want you to make them never forget this world!
Lou Ann.'
So let me get her straight. Lou Ann somehow brought the Akatsuki here. Perhaps she is making them fall in love… I'M SO CONFUSED!
"PSYDUCK!" I grabbed my head and tilted it to the side. I do this when I am confused or my head hurts. Right now it's both.
AGAIN WITH THE MAGICAL TIME SKIPPEH OF DOOMEH DOOM! 3rd person I believe…
"Hey, Danna, un…" Deidara said while a red head walked past. The blond was fixing his collar, a bit distracted from the situation. Sasori stopped and waited, "Do you know what a girl likes to hear?" There was an awkward silence between the two.
"Brat…" He sighed while shaking his head, "Just ignore her until you feel as though you want to speak with her. Then you tell her what you like about her."
"Thanks, un." Sasori walked off, leaving his teammate behind to fix his tuxedo by himself.
"DEIDARA-SENPAI!" Deidara stopped and turned around from the wall mirror he was looking in. There stood Tobi, in all his (A/N: AIRHEADED) glory. For once, he didn't look stupid, he dressed quite nicely… Except for one detail that stood out from the rest.
"Tobi… Why in hell are you wearing a pink duck tie, un?" He mentally face palmed.
"Because Tobi likes duckies!" His voice held a smile, "But Tobi came here to talk to Senpai about Kat…"
"What?"
"Tobi doesn't like Kat, so he thinks that Senpai shouldn't go with her!" He put his hands behind his back and began rocking on his heels. Deidara was a bit pissed at what he just heard, but decided to walk away from the situation.
"BUT SENPAI!" Tobi tried to follow him, but something tugged on his collar. When he turned around he saw Lou Ann.
"If you ruin this, I swear to whatever god there is that you will no longer have enough balls to show your face to Deidara…"
.:':. RAWKS!
"Kakuzu, why the fuck aren't you going?" Hidan asked while editing the suit to fit his needs.
"Because." His partner replied simply.
"Because isn't a damn answer." The albino dropped what he was doing to look at Kakuzu. His face was in a scowl, both from the answer he received and the suit.
"Because I was paid to stay and help set up for the next holiday."
"Greedy money fucker… FUCK THIS SHIT!" He kicked the tuxedo a few times before trying to put it on again.
"That's expensive, don't ruin it."
"FUCK YOU!"
"Why are you even going? Isn't it against your religion er something?"
"Yes, it is against my fucking religion. And the girl I like is a fucking freak! I mean, flying pigs, what the hell!"
"… Idiot…" He finally fixed the tux to his liking; Sexy, but classy.
"THA FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME!"
"Idiot, did you not see that girl standing over there, waiting to talk to you. You just called her a freak and she left."
"Damn it…!"
.:':. Rockies…
"Itachi, you know about women, right?" Kisame asked. The Uchiha was already ready, he had some experience with a suit before. His partner on the other hand, was having some trouble.
"Hn."
"I'll take that as a yes. You think I even have a chance?"
"…" He couldn't think of a reply. He did think so, but he didn't know much about the girls that lived in this house, or the girl he was trying for.
"I knew it…" He smirked, "After all I am blue skinned…" He had finally succeeded in dressing nicely and looking good.
"OH GOD!" Alex's voice yelled from behind them, "I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE AN UCHIHA IN A FUCKING SUIT! Kill me now…"
Kisame laughed slightly. That was one girl he had a chance over Itachi.
.:':. The rocks I'll throw at you if you don't know what they are by now… (Cough, this is PeiKon… Pein and Konan… because no one claimed Pein and Konan is too sexy to pass up! SO YES! THEY WILL DANCE TOGETHER! Sha!)
Konan set another book down. She had just about finished all the books Richard had in his room. What else was there to do, Lou Ann didn't want her to do anything. She picked up the next one in the stack and began to read.
"Konan." A voice said. She looked up from the page and saw Pein leaning on the door frame.
"Pein."
"You know… There's a dance tonight…"
"…"
"I was wondering if you would like to go with me. We do have to keep an eye on the other members." He looked away for a moment. A slight twitch of her lips soon became a heartfelt, but hardly noticeable, smile.
"I would love to."
.:':. … Yea… Magical Time Skippeh of Doomeh to the Danceh because I wanna get the chaptahs in!
The building was decorated with streamers, balloons, banners, and flashing lights. The colors mostly consisted of Blue, Grey, and White on the outside. Music was blooming loudly, whenever the door opened the sound seemed loud enough to create an earthquake. There was a woman outside dressed like a chauffeur, which was quite odd for she was a girl. (A/N: I don't mean to say that I hate cross dressers, but Rawsi would think it's weird.) She seemed to be the one taking money and giving permission to enter the decorated area. She didn't seem very happy.
Alex was more than willing to distract her so her girl friends could get in for free.
'Curse my Kakuzu side…' The gamer thought as she waltzed over to her and stared with a smirk. She glanced at the nametag that read, 'Whitney'.
"So, Whitney…" She began, "That's a nice name." The blond girl across from her sighed,
"It's three dollars to get in, pay or I call the cops." Alex sweat dropped, but kept her poker face. She got out a fifty dollar bill and waved it in the other girl's face.
"Will this cover it?" Whitney looked over Alex's shoulder and counted the people. She nodded and swiped the bill.
"Your change comes to…" Alex cut her off.
"Keep the change. It's for charity, right?" She turned around to face her cousins friends and motioned for them to go through the large, bulky doors.
The inside was much like the outer wall. Though there was more of everything, and the color yellow. Rawsi's eyes sparkled with child like passion as she scanned the room. Alex was going to tell her new found friends to go ahead and do whatever, but they were already off doing their own thing.
"And that's how it should be…" Rawsi and Alex both smiled before migrating to one of the many chairs that lined the room.
"Hey, Imma request a song… Whuddya think Hidan can dance to?" Alex looked over at the other black haired girl.
"Dunno… Just do one that randomly comes up on your Ipod…." The Pokemon Master reached into her pocked and searched her music library for something.
"Got one!" Both girls got up and crossed the floor filled with dancing couples.
"But didn't you notice that Tanya wasn't there… Nor was Hidan." Rawsi tugged on Alex's dress as she handed the D.J her Ipod and asked if he could play the song. After a few bucks here and there, he agreed.
"Yea, but I know what'll happen. It's going to be okay, just bare with me, 'k?"
A/N: Okay~ So, Akatsuki-Chan (Akatsuki-Lover007) I'm sorry I had to edit it a little, but I promise it will be awesome! I'll try mai best to get the chapter in tomorrow!
Oh, and for the rest of you ladies I should tell you what I'm doing. I will add your scene, your looks along with his, and your everything in your chapter okay! That's why no one knows what anyone looks like yet. You'll have to see the smexiness later :3
Yea, I know some of them seem OOC, but that's how I write, okay? DEAL~! I OWN ALEX AND RAWSI!