A/N: Before we get started, I just wanted to say something. It's really a very simple request. Now I'm very open about accepting criticisms. I'm fine with flames. I like input. If I'm doing something wrong, I'd like to know about it. For example, at least three people have complained about the way I torture Kurama. I'm fine with people criticizing me about that. I won't change anything b/c I love torturing people and I have no problem torturing Kurama... besides, I don't even hurt him. Anyways, my point is that although I have no problem with flames, I do not like being called a bitch. Even an evil bitch. I realize that I am evil, but I got a review recently calling me a bitch and I had to resist great temptation to hurt the nearest thing to me. I don't mind if you criticize me. I am even okay with being yelled at and called evil, but I do not like being called a bitch. Thank you and enjoy the latest chapter.

A/N Part 2: After receiving at least 3 reviews telling me that there was something confusing about this chapter, I went and looked and discovered that the computer apparently went crazy on me and messed up this chapter. But I have fixed it and reposted it. Sorry about that. I guess now you can tell that I don't proofread these once I load them on here.

Ryouko ran into the room, followed closely by Saru and Himizu. "We're back! What a hunt! That was amazing!"

"I especially loved strangling that kitten while that old lady was crying and all that! She gave us so much money! That was great! And burning their houses is fun too. I was born to be a pyro!" Saru smirked as she put her lighter away.

"So, now that we've built a new studio, are we going to start the latest scene? Himizu?"

The camera panned to show Himizu obsessively playing Spider Solitaire. As they watched, she suddenly glared and started swearing at the computer.

"Bastard computer… It's evil I tell you. It keeps telling me to play the wrong cards! It's corrupting me with its evil!" Himizu ranted.

"Child, you were corrupted to begin with," Ryouko told her.

"Oh… that's right, I forgot about that. Oh well. Now I'm even more corrupted," Himizu said.

"IMPOSSIBLE!!!" Ryouko and Saru cried.

From twenty miles away, Himizu yelled, "THANKS!!! I NEEDED THAT!!!"

"WE KNOW!!!" Ryouko and Saru screamed.

"YOU SUCK!!!" Himizu screamed back.

"GET BACK HERE AND START THE NEXT DAMN SCENE!!!" the two girls yelled at her.

"FINE!!!" Himizu snapped. She marched back and hit them both on the heads with mallets. "Next scene chaps!"

Random Narrator Dude: Inside the cave of Caerbannog… King Koenma: There! Look! Lancelot Kurama: What does it say? Galahad Kuwabara: What language is that? King Koenma: Brother Mitari! You are a scholar. Brother Mitari: It's Aramaic! Galahad Kuwabara: Of course! Joseph of Arimathea! Lancelot Kurama: 'Course! King Koenma: What does it say? Brother Mitari: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'. King Koenma: What? Brother Mitari: '...The Castle of aaaaaagggh'. Bedevere Yusuke: What is that? Brother Mitari: He must have died while carving it. Lancelot Kurama: Oh, come on! Brother Mitari: Well, that's what it says. King Koenma: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it! Brother Mitari: Well, that's what's carved in the rock! Galahad Kuwabara: Perhaps he was dictating. King Koenma: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else? Brother Mitari: No. Just 'aaaaaagggh'. Lancelot Kurama: Aaaauugggh. King Koenma: Aaaaaggh. Bedevere Yusuke: Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue? Galahad Kuwabara: Where's that? Bedevere Yusuke: France, I think. (Aside: Himizu and Ryouko: Yusuke thinking? Gasp in horror! Saru: Nice… (Laughs) Himizu and Ryouko: Very.) Lancelot Kurama: Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall? King Koenma: No, that's 'Saint Ives'. Lancelot Kurama: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives. Knights: Iiiiives. Bedevere Yusuke: Oooohoohohooo! Lancelot Kurama: No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh. Bedevere Yusuke: N…no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm. Lancelot Kurama: Oh, you mean sort of a 'aaaah'! Bedevere Yusuke: Yes, but I…aaaaaah! King Koenma: Oooh! Galahad Kuwabara: My God! (DUN DUN DUN!!!) Random Panda: … (Holds up sign saying 'Roar!') Himizu: WTF? Wrong Anime! This isn't Ranma! (Kicks panda off the screen) Continue please. Helen: (Monster that Younger Toguro kills belonging to Gonzo Tarukane) ROAR!!! Brother Mitari: It's the legendary Monster Helen of Aaauugh! (Helen eats Brother Kaito)

"HIMIZU!!!" Ryouko yelped. "One, she's supposed to eat Mitari! Two, she just freaking ate Kaito!!!"

Himizu looked at her. "One, do you think I'd really let Mitari-sama get eaten?! Two, no she did not just freaking eat Kaito, you're delusional!"

Ryouko held up Kaito's glasses. "Then where is he and why doesn't he have these?"

"Shit…" Himizu muttered. She ran up to Helen and started strangling her. "COUGH HIM UP!!! NOW, DAMN IT!!!"

"HACK!!!" Helen gagged, coughing up Kaito.

"Good girl. Here, have a fangirl," Himizu said, throwing a fangirl bitch at Helen, who ate her happily. "Back to the scene."

Bedevere Yusuke: That's it! That's it!

King Koenma: Run away!

Knights: Run away!

Helen: ROAR!!!

Knights: Run away! Run awaaay! Run awaaaaay!

Helen: ROAR!!!

Knights: Keep running!

Helen: ROAR!!!

Knights: (Trying to hide) Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Bedevere Yusuke: We've lost her.

Helen: ROAR!!!

Knights: Aagh!

Random Narrator Dude: As the horrendous Monster Helen lunged forward, escape for Koenma and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

Animator Elder Toguro: Ulk! (Passes out and dies)

Random Narartor Dude: The Anime peril was no more. The quest for Holy Grail could continue.

"Hey, Himizu, is it a coincidence that both of Karasu's characters died?" Ryouko asked.

Himizu looked at her with wide innocent eyes. "Why, do I look like the type of person that would force Karasu to play all the death scenes?"

"Let me think about that one… YES!!!" Saru exclaimed.

"You know me so well!" Himizu said, cackling like a maniac. "Karasu deserves everything he gets!"

"I love you too," Karasu said, pouting.

"I don't want your love! Go away! Shoo! … But leave Kurama alone!" Himizu added.

"Damn you. You spoil everything," Karasu muttered.

"For you only," Himizu told him.

"BULL!!!!" screamed Ryouko, Saru, and everyone involved in this parody.

"Where?" asked Himizu.

"… BAKA!!!" they yelled, slapping their foreheads.

The Random Narrator Dude cleared his throat, wondering why he had taken this job. "King Koenma and his valiant knights came across the Bridge of Death."

"Wait, what about Hiei?" Koenma asked.

"Dunno, he's not in this scene anyways and he went off with Ryouko somewhere…" Himizu paused, noticing that she was getting odd looks. "What is up with you people? Get your hentai minds out of the gutter! They're not doing anything they shouldn't be doing…" Her eyes widened and she froze. The Cast also strained to listen, as Himizu has obviously heard something.

"Come and get it."

"You'll be sorry you asked."

"Oh, that's good. More!"

"Oh yeah. More, keep it coming."

"Mmm… Mmm… That's good…"

The Cast stared in horror in the direction the voices were coming from.

Himizu twitched. "What the heck?"

"…Never would've thunk it… Ryouko and Hiei…? Ugh…" Saru muttered.

"Oh, that's it! RYOUKO!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Himizu yelled.

Ryouko threw open the door with a bang. "What are you yelling about?!"

The Cast peered in. They all saw Hiei sitting at a table eating sweet snow with a giant tub still half full between his bowl and another one, obviously just vacated by Ryouko. The Cast did an Anime fall.

"What the hell?"

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!" Himizu and Saru laughed like maniacs, leaning on each other to keep from falling over.

"I don't even wanna know…" Ryouko groaned.

"I agree…" Hiei said.

(A/N: I'm sorry for the little flash of perversion and hentai crap… I don't know what came over me… I think it comes from reading the fics I do and I thought it would be interesting because I don't usually do things like that… (Is cut off as reviewers come to kill her for acting like an idiot) Ack! Shutting up now! Sorry about that, it won't happen again!)

Himizu wiped tears of mirth from her eyes. "That was priceless!"

"You said it," Saru agreed.

"Okay people, let's take five and chill out for a bit. I think we need a break after this little… incident…" Himizu cracked up again.

"I have the weirdest feeling that you and I were used in some kind of joke…" Ryouko said to Hiei.

"Great… just what we need…" he muttered.

"Oh well, screw them. More sweet snow?" she asked.

"Sure."