Hurray new chapter!! Hope it doesn't suck. Regular PV.

Naruto hopped over a fence and landed in a small kiddy pool of a some random person's backyard. He slipped and landed in the chilled water. He stood up, taking the utmost care not to slip and land in the grass, the last thing he needed was to be wet and dirty. The lights in the house turned on and Naruto ran behind the plastic house that sat in the middle of the yard. He really did not need to cops on his ass either. A man walked out onto the porch with a bat.

" I know you're out there ya damn hoodlums!" He yelled throwing the bat into the bushed by house. After a few minutes the man went back inside, turning off the lights as he went. Naruto got out of his crouched position and grabbed the bike that rested on the side of the house. He felt bad for stealing a child's bike but that dad seemed like a dick, so they deserved it.

Quietly, the blonde opened the back gate, he got onto the bike. The seat was too low and bunched up his legs making it hard to peddle, and he didn't have to time to adjust the it. Naruto sighed, this was going to be the worst bike ride ever. He started down the road. Luckily Hitoko and Sasuke didn't live that far away from each other.

When he arrived at Hitoko's house all the lights were off and the kitchen window was broke in. Naruto dropped the bike by the tree in the front yard and jumped into the kitchen through the broke window. He didn't want to alarm Sasuke of his presence, but somehow he could feel Sasuke knew. Naruto winced as glass pressed into his palm, the counter was covered in it. He pulled the chunk out and tossed it onto the floor, it shattered, making Naruto stiffen. There was no way Sasuke couldn't have heard that.

Naruto heard shuffling from upstairs and he cautiously walked to the staircase. He saw no one coming down so he slowly walked up, cringing whenever a stair squeaked. He stepped quietly as he walked down the hallway to Hitoko's room, it was the last room on the top floor. Naruto's hand shook as he reached for the doorknob but he took a deep breath and turned the knob. He looked inside and gasped, Hitoko was tied to the bed with blood streaming from her forehead, he rushed into the room and the door shut behind him. Naruto looked back and saw Sasuke, leaning against the wall, hand on the door.

" So nice of you to come." He said walking towards Naruto. Hitoko raised her hand and grabbed his arm.

" Run," She whimpered, tears falling out of her eyes. " FUCKING RUN!" Fear shot through his heart just as Sasuke's hand landed on the back of Naruto's head. He didn't have time to blink before his face was connected to the wall. The Uchiha pulled him back and there was blood staining the wall. Naruto kicked, hitting Sasuke in the stomach. The Uchiha groan, backing up to the wall. The blonde rolled off the bed, onto the floor, scrambling to his feet in feeble attempt to reach the door. Sasuke blocked the door and pushed him back onto the floor. His forehead smashed into the hardwood and he reached up to touch the wound. The wound was wet with blood and felt spongy. Sasuke got onto his knees next to Naruto, he rolled him over onto his back.

" You made me do this. I love you so much, and if I can't have you…NO ONE CAN!!" Sasuke screamed pulling a knife out of his pocket. The blonde gasped, rolling under Hitoko's bed. Sasuke shoved his arm under the bed, trying to grab Naruto, who had rolled all the way back to the wall. Slowly, Naruto scooted down, trying to get his entire body out of the bed before Sasuke noticed. He got about halfway before Sasuke stabbed him in the leg. He screamed as he felt the blade pulled out of his muscle. Naruto tried to pull himself back under the bed, but Sasuke pulled him out slowly. Naruto's nails dragged against the wood, cracking them. He gripped the frame of the bed, but he hands were slippery from the blood and sweat so he couldn't hold on. Sasuke pulled him out and jumped on top of him. He drove the knife down, but Naruto gripped it, the knife got steadily closer.

" What are you doing Sasuke?" Itachi yelled as he burst through the door. Sasuke paused, Naruto took advantage of the moment to knock the Uchiha off, pulling the knife out of his hand and scrambled over to Hitoko, using the knife to cut the rope. They moved quickly behind Itachi. He looked down at his brother who was reaching for a bat. " You really don't want to hurt us Sasuke, come now, put it down."

Sasuke shook his head and screamed as he ran towards them. Itachi pushed Naruto and Hitoko back out into the hallway. He closed the door quickly, holding the knob so Sasuke couldn't open it. Everything got quiet and Itachi was about to turn the knob when the bat came crashing through the door. Hitoko and Naruto screamed, and the three of them ran down the stairs. She slid across her floor into the kitchen, ignoring the glass that cut her feet as she grabbed the phone. There was no dial tone.

" Fuck!" She screamed throwing the phone to the ground. " He cut the line."

" It's ok I have my cell," Naruto said reaching into his pocket. His cell was gone. " Shit, it's gone! It must have fell out when Sasuke was knocking me around."

" It doesn't matter anyway, someone had already called the police when they saw Sasuke break the window, they contacted me saying that Sasuke was vandalizing but I told them I would handle it. I wasn't expecting he's been this crazed and have access to weapons." Itachi said.

" THE POLICE AREN'T COMING?! Damn it Itachi how stupid do you have to be!" Hitoko screamed, burying her face into her hands. " He's gonna fuckin' kill us! "

" You're right, I am going to fucking kill you." Sasuke said as he swung the bat at Itachi. It hit him in the side making him fall to the ground into the glass. Sasuke swung again and smashed the bat into Itachi's leg, making him scream in agony. Hitoko grabbed a pair of the kitchen scissors and tossed them at Sasuke, they whizzed by his head leaving a faint red line across his face. " Ok who throws scissors? Seriously?"

" Hitoko go get help!" Itachi yelled getting on to his feet. He punched Sasuke in the face, making him drop the bat. The older Uchiha kicked the bat away. It hit Naruto's feet. The blonde looked over at the brothers, they were fighting because of him. Naruto gulped and ran to the stairs. He had a plan.

" Hey Sasuke, it's me you want, come get me!" Naruto yelled limping up the stairs, Sasuke smirked kicking his brother in the chest.

" I'll be back for you." he said running after Naruto. The blonde was standing at the top of the staircase, he'd removed his jacket and unbuttoned his pants. Sasuke licked his lips.

" Do me one favor Sasuke?" He said, being as seductive as he could. " Make love to me one time?"

Sasuke's mouth was attached to Naruto's neck before he could blink, the Uchiha pushed him against the stair rail. The blonde let out a small moan and reached into his back pocket, he pulled out the knife. He stabbed the Uchiha in the back and then flipped him over the railing. Sasuke landed on his back and the tip of the knife was sticking up from his chest. The Uchiha didn't move and Naruto screamed. Itachi limped out of the kitchen, gripping his side. He checked Sasuke's pulse.

" Sasuke's not dead, he has a very faint pulse." Itachi said as Naruto rushed down the stairs. The blonde buried his head in Itachi's chest just as the sirens and lights filled the house. Itachi let out a sigh of relief. The police busted the door in and the medics rushed in picking up Sasuke carefully then they escorted Itachi and Naruto out.

A few months later.

Itachi sat his desk grading essays about Southwest Asia. He stumbled across a certain blonde boys essay and he went over it carefully. The structure of it was sloppy and seemed like that certain person had copied and pasted the information. He smiled at it though, a certain someone would be spending a little more time after school with him.

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Naruto sat down at his desk, placing his crutches on the floor. The knife had cut through his muscle and it was going to be awhile before he could walk without help. He Itachi-sensei had passed out all the essays face down on everyone's desk. The blonde gulped and turned it over. He got an F…again. He slammed his head against the desk and Hitoko leaned over to look at his score.

" I thought you got better grades when you slept with your sensei." Hitoko said with a smirk.

" Well not when you sleep with evil sensei." Naruto said, looking at his Itachi who was smirking. " I thought you loved me! This is fucked up!"

" Life is fucked up." Itachi rebottled, getting up to teach about the new unit. " Today we will be talking about China. Let's start with things we know."

Hitoko and Naruto slumped down in their seats. Nothing exciting ever happened.

YAY THE END!! SASUKE'S IN AN INSANE HOME FOR PSYCHO'S AND ALL IS WELL IN NARUTO AND ITACHI'S RELATIONSHIP.

Naruto: What a great way to end a fic
Sasuke: Not really, I mean you're all fucked up, I got stabbed and everyone is emotionally scarred
Me: He's right, I mean for the rest of my life I would sleep with one eye open and never feel safe
Naruto: You can never let me have a positive comment, can you?
Me: Pfft. Happiness is for the weak. Isn't that right Sasuke?
Sasuke: -nods- This was Hitoko-Sama!!