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Chapter Ten: Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead

The remaining three siblings stared at Davina in shock and terror, for they knew their game was up. Davina had been onto their trail the entire time. The sudden realization pierced them, and they stood there trembling and shaking. The witch smirked, glaring at the siblings, lifting herself up to the sibling's level.

"The game is up, Mikaelsons. Time to be annihilated. Who wants to go first?" Davina laughed, raising her hands.

Rebekah swallowed uncomfortably, Klaus growled angrily, knowing that he had been beaten, and Elijah let out a pathetic arp in defeat, hanging his head. Klaus nudged Elijah forward, cowering behind him. Because of the sudden movement, Elijah was caught unaware and shifted too close to Davina. His gigantic stomach nudged the witch back into the hole.

Davina screamed as she hit the ground below, cracking a few ribs. Kol eyes moved and stared at her, for it was one of the few body parts that could move. Suck it, witch! Kol thought, trying to move a little closer to Davina, to get a better view.

"What do you suggest, Niklaus?" Elijah asked, staring at the hole on the floor, patting his stomach.

Davina slowly got up, climbing out of the hole, clawing the ground. She wasn't going to give up.

"Well, brothers. I suggest we... RUN!" Rebekah screamed, stepping back, away from Davina's hands.

The Mikaelsons (or what have remained) crashed through the already battered door, running towards the basement door that led to the first floor. Elijah jumped, rattling the doorknob furiously, but it wouldn't open. Klaus cursed as he saw a shadow wander closer and closer to them.

Outside the door, Shane was fresh and happy, taking off his too warm bathrobes and sipping coffee as he watched the television. Hearing the rattling, he decided to check on it.

However, on the unfortunate moment, Shane decided to open the door. The siblings trampled on him, desperate to get out. Davina suddenly popped out of the wall, eyes furious, but they suddenly changed to terror. Klaus had pushed Shane's trampled body down the stairs, twiddling his paw's fingers in goodbye.

"Farewell, little witch," Klaus whispered darkly, as he pushed.

"I see you- GAH!" Davina screamed, as the professor's rolling body collided with her down the stairs.

The professor was knocked out upon collision, but Davina was nowhere near KO status yet. She staggered up the stairs, landing a heavy foot on each step. She opened the door with a bang, hot steam coming out of her ears and nose. She scrutinized the room, looking for any sign for those problematic three.

Ah ha! There he is! Davina thought, catching sight of the bit of moving cloth on the sofa. She dashed and went in front of the sofa, glaring at the penguin in bathrobes, holding the mug of steaming coffee.

"Got you, you flightless, useless bird!" Davina hooted in victory, holding up Elijah like a baby.

Elijah's eyes narrowed at the comment, not appreciating being called a 'flightless, useless bird'. He sunk his stomach down, forcing Davina to drop him. He landed on the sofa, flipping the cup and splashing the hot coffee in her face.

"Ahhhhhh! STUPID BIRD!" Davina screamed, as she desperately tried to get rid of the coffee on her face.

Elijah clapped his flippers happily, before waddling out of the room in his new bathrobes, picking up his abandoned newspapers on the floor. Davina glared at he waddling penguin, wanting to cast a spell on him, but her face hurt too much. She banged the floor with her fist in frustration, standing up and staggering towards Elijah's direction.

Meanwhile in the secret lab below the basement, Kol was trying to move towards the shelves of Shane's chemicals, hoping to find something to help him get out of his stone self. He could move only some parts of the body, as the encasing stone trapped quite a few body parts of his.

"They ssssay I have a body hard assss a rock, but I never quite imagined it thisssss way!" Kol complained, shifting inch by inch to the shelves.

He eventually lost his balance and landed on the floor, but to Kol's disappointment, it only managed to crack a small bit. The snake sighed, not impressed by the lack of progress.

"Damn. It hurtssss. This ssstone hassss to be made of Kryptonite." Kol hissed, trying to move towards the shelves.

"Kol! Hey! Over here!" Rebekah whispered, hiding at the edge of the doorframe. She had kicked the door leading to the secret lab open. The snake's eyes widened, darting to his sister. I will be saved! Kol thought, moving his eyes around in excitement.

"Quick, ssssister! Ssssave me! There hasssss to be a chemical ssssomewhere that disssssolvess thisss ssssarcophagussss of hell!" Kol answered, cocking his head to the shelf.

"We shouldn't destroy the sarcophagus. Your burial would be much cheaper," Rebekah sneered, hopping towards the shelves.

"How about we put my ashessss in your pouch? It costsssss nothing." Kol retorted, glaring at his sister.

"Do you want me to help you or not?!"

"Fine, fine..."

Rebekah scanned through the jars upon jars of chemicals, eventually finding a jar with acid in it. Kol stared at the jar in excitement, but upon reading the label, he was shaking and enraged.

"Do you honesssstly want to damage my newfound sssskin?! That'ssss pH 2, mind you!" Kol shouted, glaring at his sister.

"Oh please. Your skin's scaly and wrinkled. If it burns, it couldn't be much worse," Rebekah scoffed, breaking the bottle open, pouring the contents.

"Unbelievable!" Kol screamed as the acid rained down in him. The stone was dissolved, and Kol was free. The snake was writhing around in excitement, before being stopped by Rebekah. She glared at him, asking him to shut his trap and help her find the others.

At the same time, Klaus barricaded himself in Shane's room upstairs. He was panting, trying to thinking of a way to get out of this mess. Looking outside the window, he saw a familiar house in sight. It was extremely far away, almost unreachable, by foot, but it was worth it. The wolf worked out the plan, before hearing the door broken open by a blast of bright light.

"I failed at capturing the damn bird, but I will pulverize you!" Davina shouted, eyes white and holding her hands out.

"What is wrong with you, woman?!" Klaus screamed as he cowered to a corner of the room. This is my end! The immortal hybrid will fall to this teenage witch! Klaus thought wistfully, closing his eyes and bracing himself.

"A little sssshort of faith there, eh?" Kol smiled, staring at him.

The witch turned around, astounded to find that the snake she petrified was alive and kicking. Before she could cast a spell to seal him (again) in his rocky doom, Kol lifted himself and wrapped around her body, trying to strangle her.

"Ahhhhhh! Get off me!" Davina shrieked. She staggered back and forth because of the weight of the snake, becoming dangerously close to the window. Klaus closed his eyes, waiting for the inevitable.

"HA HAH! Who'sssss the petrified one now- AHHHHH! Kol shouted, as he and Davina plummeted down, crashing into the ground beneath them. Klaus quickly rushed to the window to see the wreck, mouth hung open.

"Brother, I heard a crash! What is going on?" Elijah called, appearing in the room.

"It's Kol. He tried to strangle Davina and landed on the ground outside the house." Klaus explained, dashing past his brother. Elijah followed closely, zipping down the stairs.

"Oh. Oh... What happened?" Kol stammered, struggling to unwrap himself, slithering back into the house.

The three siblings dashed out, finding the battered snake somewhere in the backyard. Klaus nudged the damaged snake, Rebekah looked down at him, trying to see any injuries and Elijah came out with a first aid box.

"I don't really know if a simple first aid box will do..." Elijah trailed off, standing behind Klaus and Rebekah.

Unaware that Davina was rising back up, Elijah turned his back in her, trying to get a glimpse of his brother. The witch got up, silently crawled and grabbed an abandoned spanner. She was prepared to bash the animals' brains out.

Davina stood behind Elijah, spanner raised up high. Elijah noticed the shadow in front of him, and turned to see who it was. The witch grinned perceptibly and swung the spanner. Elijah was bashed hard, and flew towards the walls of the house.

"Elijah had a little lamb," Elijah sung aloud, talking in gibberish, rubbing his head before staggering and swinging around like a drunk man.

Klaus heard the gibberish and pounced onto Davina, growling angrily. Davina grinned, and then disappeared.

"See you again soon, animals," Davina mouthed before disappearing.

Kol slowly got up, moving his body around, finally getting out of subconscious. He slithered around, trying to look for his siblings. He whipped the first aid box away, scoffing at the contents, following Rebekah to find Klaus.

"Well, Elijah is now... mentally challenged," Klaus sighed, cocking his head to the swaying penguin.

"Elijah had a little lamb, it's fleece was black as ash!" the penguin sung, dangerously out of control, clapping his hands too enthusiastically.

Kol's eyes popped out of their sockets, and his jaw open. Rebekah did the same too. They had never heard of such a thing in their long existence. Klaus gave a 'I know right." expression before walking towards the crazy penguin.

The penguin waved at them enthusiastically, screaming salutations. He hugged everyone one of them, squishing Kol a bit to hard in the process.

"So... Who are you?" Elijah asked, eyes sparkling.

"He's lost his damn mind," Rebekah sighed.


UH OH! Elijah has amnesia! Now what are they going to do? Haha :D! So, what do you think? Leave a review or just PM me, because it really helps my work! Have a good day!