Chapter nine: Jaws of the ocean, causing a commotion
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Sorry this took a while, but I had a lot on my plate.
Anyway, as the chapter implies, this is a part where Kisame starts to realize his feelings for Lynsey. I've focused far too much on the humor, and I think I may need to get more (choke) romantic.
I don't own naruto. If I did, tsunade would not be the only one with large breasts.
Kisame's perspective.
I was beginning to like this new world.
I was being waited on, hand and foot, by these strange new people, without paying a cent. Nobody knew we were here, so we could take a brief vacation until Pein finds a way to take us back, and it appears a moving picture about an enormous shark murdering people passes for entertainment. Yes, I liked this place very much.
That annoying girl, Lynsey was her name? Yes, lynsey walked in.
"What are you doing?" She asked the two boys next to me.
"Showing Kisame, 'Jaws'." They said.
"Don't show him that!" She said, covering my eyes at the best part, "he'll get nightmares!"
Nightmares? Really? It was one thing that this girl was suicidingly annoying, but did she really have to be so stupid to believe that I, an S-ranked mist ninja who focuses on water-style shark jutsu, would get nightmares?!
"I'm not going to get nightmares." I said, condescendingly, and took her hands away.
"But-" she began, but I put my hand over her mouth, my large hand easily covering her entire face.
"Shh." I said, "this is the best part."
As the shark tore the man to shreds, I began to miss samehada. That was the way we'd attack. Drag them in, and cut them to ribbons.
Now that I think of it, I miss all the things I had left behind in our world. My headband, my cloak, my belongings. My spirits lowered, despite all the blood and organs floating in the water.
I stood up, deciding to leave on a high note, and miss the shark being killed. I released Lynsey, as I walked away. She followed me, saying several things at hyper-speeds that I didn't follow at all.
"And-" she said, looking up at me, "are you okay? You seem down in the dumps."
"What?" I said, incredulously.
"It's- an expression." She said, waiving it away, "you look sad."
"Oh." I said. Why didnt she just say that, then? And not use the confusing trash metaphor?
"I just…" I said, deciding to be honest, "…miss samehada."
She raised an eyebrow, and I expected to hear the usual mocking I'd hear from anyone.
"Aww." She said, "That's so sweet."
"What?" I asked again.
"You're homesick." She said, putting a hand over her heart, "that's adorable."
Okay, this was very odd. What most would tease and ridicule, she called adorable and sweet. I'd never been called that before. In fact, I'd never had this kind of sincerity.
The whole reason I'd joined the akatsuki was to see the world without lies, the world as it is. And from the moment I had gotten here, this lynsey had been nothing but herself. Even if she was annoying to the point of self-harm, she was absolutely true. What you saw was what you got. That was the first time I'd ever had ANYONE be truthful to me. And I don't know why, but this young girl had moved me. Moved me to where I actually, dare I say it, liked her.
"C'mere." She said, grabbing my hand. Her palm was smooth, and soft. Mine were rough, and calloused. She lead me into her apartment, and into her room. She opened her closet, and yanked aside a large amount of clothes.
I think my heart skipped a beat. Sitting there, propped up in her closet, was samehada! I reached out for it, feeling the familiar feeling in my hand. I lifted it, running my hand over the bandages.
"It's not the real one." She said, looking to the side, "it's just something I ordered off the Internet."
"Astounding." I said, waiving it about as if attacking an invisible opponent.
"You can have it, if you want." She said, softly.
"Thank you," I said, looking her in the eye, "You have been very kind to me. How can I repay you?"
"Well," she said, "there is one thing."
Third person POV
"Yes!" Jayden and aiden said, slapping a high five as the shark exploded. Every time they watched that movie, they always acted as if it was the first time the saw it.
"Kisame, movies over!" Aiden yelled. There was no reply.
The brothers turned, shook fists threw times, and made a rock and scissors. Jayden cursed, and got up, looking for the shark man.
"Bring me a coke." Aiden called after him.
"Gotcha." Jayden groaned.
"And a doughnut!"
"Bite me."
Jayden walked around, and saw hidan having a tug of war with Jess over a kitchen knife. He was claiming it was, "time for his blood ritual to jashin-sama!" Jess was claiming that if he didn't put down the knife, she'd, "cut off your head and sew it onto your crotch!"
He peeked into the other room, and saw Tobi playing a computer game. Deidara was sneaking up on him, trying not to snigger.
"KATSU!" Deidara yelled suddenly, making Tobi jump in the air. Tobi looked around, trying to find an explosion, while the blond terrorist laughed.
"That's for making me wear a dress, hmm!" He said, and Tobi whined about a good boy.
Finally, jayden walked down to Lynseys apartment, opened the door, and looked in.
Kisame was twirling a huge sword, swathed in bandages, over his head in impressive arcs. Jess watched with admiration as the shinobi attacked an invisible opponent. Finally, kisame finished with a huge swipe, and then propped it on his shoulder, and said, "It seems you surpassed my expectations. You're quite impressive."
"Goose bumps." Lynsey said, wistfully, then noticed Jayden.
Jayden stared at them for a moment, trying to understand what he just saw. He gave up on it, and closed the door, going back to their apartment to start the next monster movie.
Okay! So yeah, the next few chapters are gonna be lovey-dovey. If you guys want, you could check out my other fanfictions, and give me some comments. That would be dope.
Good night, New York! (And everywhere else!)