Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in this chapter they belong to Hudson soft while South Park in the begining belongs to Matt and Trey, Hiryu and Hien belongs to moto Kikaku, Cloud and Zack belongs to Square Soft/Enix and the Grinch and Horton belongs to Dr Seuss
Pairing: Eventually Shiro/Kuro, Ao/Midori, Gold/Cute Pink, mild Shiro/Mach
Warning: Cussing, violence
Notes: A moment of Gold scheming to get Cute Pink again... And Shiro tried to get himself on Mach
Story
10/1/1993
A few days after the rescue incident Kuro started begging Cute Pink to learn some fighting skills to defend herself but noooo~ that dumb bitch started shrugging off him to travel around town to look for handsome hunks.
Shiro was lying on bed in his PJ mumbling about Cute Pink and geting her creamy- Oh the horror must not say...
I think I'm gonna get nausea...Hetero relation ships are so disgusting.
Though I can see him eyeing below Kuro's leg. For gawd sake Shiro don't be greedy just get Kuro and ditch the bitch outta your mind already!
I slapped him on his face "Shiro stop thinking about Cute Pink! She clearly doesn't want to commit to you anymore! Can't you pursue someone else?"
"Hmm..."
"How about Kuro? He's your best friend."
"..." the death glare on his face creeps me out.
"Are you homophobic like Gold?"
"No chance! I'm bi."
"Good then you can get your friend."
"No way!"
"How about Midori?"
"I doubt he likes me."
"Ao?"
"Not my type."
"Grrr you are so hard to please..."
"You are such a Yaoi hooker."
"Hey hey you guys!" a familiar nasal voice yelled.
Gold entered my house his eyes shining. "I'm gonna device a plan to get my darling!"
"Oh trill." said Kuro.
"First I find her in town with nice presents and invite her to date in my Dad's restaurant!"
"You tried that already Gold..." said Shiro.
"I swear it's gonna work this time! And you ain't getting her before I do."
He rushed off with his plan. How clever...
I smiled at Shiro "Hey Shiro let's go to town to find a nice boy for you to shack up with~"
"Okay."
We headed off to town to find a boy to get Shiro with, there are loads of gay boys and lesbien in town so we are in luck so there are plenty of boys for Shiro to pick.
Too bad it's so damn hard. Shiro complained that boy this and that are too girly, too manly, too whiny, too hyper, too prim and all that stuff.
3 hours later Shiro and I were exhausted so we settle on a bench to rest for a while.
And it just so happens a skinny boy with long black hair was resting on next to me. Mach...
I tapped on his shoulders to wake him up.
"What is it?" said Mach.
"Howdy Mach haven't seen you in a while." I said 'How's things?"
"Terrible..."
"Wanna have a nice talk with me?"
"Sure..."
I peered at him for a while. Wow he looks like me only with rounder eyes, long hair and not as skinny as me.
Shiro was also staring at him his mouth dribbling. Ooooo looks like he got a jackpot.
"Say Mach." I said "My friend Shiro happens to have love blues. Do you think you'd like to have him for a boyfriend? He'll be a really loyal one."
"No way" said Mach "I don't like him."
He got up and scurried off leaving Shiro upset.
*sigh* this love thing is harder than I thought. I thought it will be just like a Yaoi novel...
Tonight at home I was drafting for another Yaoi novel while Aka was napping in my house since his parents are dating somewhere. They told me that they are going to go to another country for job reasons so they are leaving him with us.
At least he doesn't cry nonstop but damn why does the place smell of gunpowder? Shiro and I don't carry fire arms around.
I feel a bit hungry so I headed off to the other room to get some instant curry.
I saw something absolutely shocking.
Aka was holding a gun with a creepy frown on his face. The gun looks awfully familiar to the one that was used by the gangsters that kidnapped him two years ago.
"Damn that Cute Pink... I hate that bitch so much..." said Aka "I wish I can kill her, I hate her doting on me so much..."
I smiled perhaps I will encourage him to kill her.
However...
"I hate her friends too they are so annoying always trying to protect me as if I'm so helpless, I wish I can kill all of them one day... Once they really fallen for my cute charm and never suspect me."
I backed off fearful. So this is what Aka is really like? Not a cute innocent baby but homicidal and willing to kill. Yikes what did we do?
I kept my mouth shut and headed off to prepare the curry and head back to the bedroom to eat pretending to be unaware of everything.
As soon as I head to my bedroom I can see Shiro crying on his bed about wanting love. I feel so sorry for him but I don't know what to do.
And I daren't tell him about Aka since that will just drive him even crazier.
After dinner Aka's parents picked up their son to send him to bed. I decided to head to bed myself since there's nothing to do now.
Sadly I can't sleep I just get nightmare of Aka killing all of us blood thirsty. I got up gasping at the nightmare and approached Shiro. He was panting pretty heavily himself moaning about everyone dumping him, his parents, his brother, grandma and he just want someone to cling to him.
He also mentioned about Kuro and his mom, cursing at Kuro's mom to go away.
So Mrs Ryuga has something to do with his private affair?
To be continued