Eiji stared at the couple with a bland look of irritation. Blanca was smiling at his diva partner as the long-haired male draped yet another flowy garment over the man's arm. He glanced toward the front counter of the shop noting the gossiping women at the registers. The Japanese man was very aware of how the scene before him looked. He couldn't wait to tell Shorter and Ash.
"What do you think of these?" Yut-Lung purred at the man as he twirled to show off the tight fitting jeans.
"Perfect." The stunned male murmured eying up the younger's form.
Eiji snorted at the couple before deciding to kill the moment between them.
"When were you going to tell me you became a sugar baby?"
Blanca chocked whipping around to stare at Eiji in shock. Yut-Lung scowled at his would be friend as the shop assistants gave the group scandalized looks.
"You are not cute."
"Of course I am, Shorter tells me so every morning."
"Well, he lied to you because you are most definitely Satan."
Eiji gasped in mock hurt. Blanca stared at the two males as if he was watching an intense tennis rally.
"I am an angel that fell to earth to bestow love upon the world." The Japanese boy said dramatically. "You, however, will no doubt be taking a one-way bus trip to hell."
"I would never set foot on a bus you blasphemous cow!." Yut-Lung hissed. "You know that public transport is beneath me."
Eiji's brow rose as a smirk slowly curled onto his face.
"You didn't deny that you're going to hell."
Yut-Lung whipped his hair over his shoulder and smirked at the elder cruelly.
"I'll make sure to grab your ankles on the way down then Ei-chan."
The two frenemies smiled coldly at one another with savage electricity in their eyes. Yut-Lung held up a black button-down shirt dress for Eiji to see.
"How do you think I would look in this?"
"Flawless. You should get it." Eiji replied. "It would look great with those cream leggings you got the other day."
"The ones with the hydrangea print or the solid ones with sheer paneling?"
"Hydrangea."
"Perfect." Yut-Lung beamed tossing the shirt over a frozen Blanca's arm as he went back to browsing the clothing racks.
The Kazakh man and shop assistants were left confused as the pair went on as if nothing had ever happened.