04/16/10

Dear Hunter,

Edward's mad today for some reason which I don't know. It's probably about Jacob again. He's practically exhaling steam from his ears now. Uh oh, he just yelled at me. Honestly, it's no fun having a mind reader and a Chill pill for a brother and a Psychic for a sister. And all I got was this super strength. Carlisle must be suffering from something when he bit me. Maybe it was intense paranoia. He's always so paranoid that I'm going to break something in this house. I'm a vampire! I don't break anyth-

Oops...I just broke Esme's vase. I better run before she see-

She saw it. I'm dead.

Yours,

Emmett