Chapter 88: Swimming Time

Summary: The Smashers has a swimming tournament when their pool is clean.

Prodcution code: 607

Rated TV-14-DL

"So, what do you wanna do today?" asked Kirby.

"I'll go swimming," said DDD.

"I hope it is cleaned," said Kirby.

"Damn it! It's full of urine," said DDD.

"What?' gaged Kirby.

"Really? We must call the pool guy," said Master Hand.

Later...

"Thanks for coming," said Master Hand.

"What do you want to do with the pool?" asked Mr. Waterman.

"Clean it," said Master Hand.

"So we can go swimming on an April day," said King Dedede.

"Ok, I'm going to to clean it already," said Mr. Waterman.

2 days later...

"Wow, I can't believe we waited 2 days to get rid of that crap," said Kirby.

"Yep, I'll tell the Smashers that it's ready," said Master Hand.

"The pool is clean?" asked Mario.

"Yep, it is. So I decided to start a tournament," replied Master Hand.

"In the pool?" asked Link.

"That's right, beginning now," said Master Hand. "Go get your swim suits. We're swimming again."

Smashers cheered.

"YAY! I WANNA SWIM!" said Crazy Hand.

SPLASH!

"What a moron..." said Capt. Falcon, rolling his eyes.

"CRAZY HAND! LOOK WHAT YOU DONE!" yelled Master Hand. "Get out now before I kick your ass."

"Aw, I wanna swim..." said Crazy Hand.

"Nope. I'm giving you a warning," said Master Hand.

"In order not to be scared of the water, I'm gonna wear this fear jet," said Sonic.

"I'm scared of swimming," said Lucas.

"Screw you. Watch me swim. I'm not drowning," said Sonic.

"Swim, Lucas!" said King Dedede. He pushes Lucas to the water.

"Aah! You son of a bitch! I hate swimming!" said Lucas.

"Too bad, man. MH, give Lucas a swim suit." Dedede said.

"Swim, Lucas," said Ness.

"Wow, I'm not scared anymore," said Lucas.

Kirby then said: "Let's reduce the phobias."

"Kirby, come on. The water's cool," said Yoshi.

"OK, Yoshi, I'll join the cool," said Kirby. He jumps to the pool.

"So what the water feels like?" asked Yoshi.

"IT'S COLD! The dumb ass hot weather isn't here in 3 months or so," said Yoshi.

"Master Hand, when the tournament starting?" asked Mario.

""Tomorrow; the tournament is only from Monday thru Friday, not the weekends," replied Master Hand.

"Cool! But can we do this thing for 2 weeks per month until September?" asked Mario.

"Sure Mario. It'll be better so that all of you can't do this every week," said Master Hand.

"I hope we lose weight because of this," said Link.

"Of course. I was in a swimming tournament before and I lost 50 pounds," said Zelda.

"Damn, that's a lot..." said Luigi.

"I think Luigi, Wario, and I should swim alot," said Mario.

"Don't forget us," said Bowser.

"Right, and these guys as well," said Mario.

"How much do I weigh?" asked Snake.

"A LOT..." Ganon just replied.

"OK, I'm guessing 280 lbs." said Snake.

"Yeah, that's your weight. But I weigh more than you. I'm 300 lbs," said Ganon.

The Smashers looked surprised.

"Yep, you seriously need weight loss," said Link.

"Yet they call me fat ass but not to you?" asked Wario.

"Because you look much fatter than you seem," said Snake.

"Yep, let's go do a lot of swimming today, guys," said Mario.

The Smashers decide to swimming for the whole hour."

"So, Smashers, how was your swimming day?" asked Master Hand.

"Awesome, I don't felt heavy anymore," said Link.

"Me too," said Ganon.

"Yep, I had a great time," said Wario.

"That's good for you guys. Now let's go get something to eat," said Master Hand.

"Eh, it's 4PM," said Ness.

"So what?" asked Master Hand.

"I don't know, let's wait for a couple hours," said Ness.

"Sure. I has busy stuffs to do anyway," said Master Hand.

At Smash Bar...

"Hey guys. What were you doing earlier? I can tell your hair is wet," said Mark.

"Oh, we were swimming," said Mario.

"It was awesome. MH wanted a tournament to happen," said Link.

"That's nice. Can I join you guys?" asked Mark.

"(chuckles) No, Smashers only. What about in the summer, we'll swim with you ok?" said Mario.

"Alright. So what beer you want?" asked Mark.

"The bud light," said Kirby.

After this scene...

It began with a montage of the Smashers swimming every day expect for the weekends. They are gonna be in great shape after this.

"Alright, everyone, you all doing good. We got two days till then we start the tourmanent," said Master Hand.

"Master Hand, who's not in the tournament?" asked Snake.

"Apparently you. Wario, Ganondorf, and Zelda are also out," said Master Hand.

"NO FAIR!" Ganondorf.

"Yeah, how come? We're losing weigh," said Wario.

"Sorry, but you two are still considered fatasses," said Master Hand.

"Oh, we'll see about that. Wario and I will lose some damn weigh!" said Ganondorf.

"Later, losers!" said Wario.

"I had no choice but to join them as well," said Zelda.

"Geez, what a bitch. Zelda's joining with the guys? I don't think so," said Bowser.

"What it is Bowser?" asked Master Hand.

"You forgot me. I'm out as well so I'm joining them," said Bowser.

"OK, whatever floats your boat," said Master Hand.

"Hey, guys, wait up," said Bowser, who catching up to them.

"OK, people, keep working cause we'll surely win that tournament," said master hand.

"We're completing against someone?" asked Marth.

"Yeah, I wonder who's?" asked Ike.

"You'll see. boys," said Master Hand.

The next couple days the Smashers are prepared for the swimming tournament.

"This is it," said the announcer. "The tournament of swimming is starting today. Which team will win? Find out if you're watching this."

"Alright, guys. The tournament is starting. So which one of you wanna be on the finale?" asked one of the man at the place.

"I do," said Mario.

"I will," said Kirby.

"I'll do it," said Ike.

"And so do I," said Pit.

"OK, you guys will be on the last match," said the man.

"And what the rest us?" asked Marth.

"You guys will be before them, so get ready in a bit," said the man.

"OK, everyone, the swim tournament's starting. Let's show the teams," said the announcer.

"What the hell are they're doing?" asked Link.

"It's the guys! And Zelda with some tough men. Eh, not good. They didn't listen to us, man," said Ike.

"Blame one of the dumb asses there that made them seprate the group," said Kirby.

"First match: Ganon and Bowser vs. Meta Knight and Fox," said the announcer. "On your mark, set, swim!"

"Good luck, guys! Don't let them beat you," said Kirby.

"And don't pee on the water," said Marth. "Seriously, boys."

For the few match, it was against the Smashers and the other team (three each time). Then, it was the finale.

"Alright, boys, this is it! Who will win this swimming race? Find out," said the announcer.

"Show me your swimming moves!" said Capt. Falcon.

"The fight is on!" said Link.

"Hey he stole my catchphrase," said Pit.

"Yeah, but he made more funnier," said Yoshi.

Capt Falcon and Link was against Ganondorf and another tough guy that they don't know.

Link and the other tough guy lost leaving Ganondorf and Capt Falcon.

"Well, this match ends now," said Ganondorf.

"Wow, Ganondorf and Doug on a match? Hasn't seen them on that since years," said Kirby.

"Come on Falcon, beat his ass!" said Link.

Then it came to a tie.

"Wow...they beat each other," said Mario.

And the winner is Capt Falcon and Ganondorf.

Everyone cheered. Tagline sequence begins.

"Wow, you two won? That's a first," said Pit.

"Yeah, when the last you two were battle each other?" asked Bowser. "We don't fight in front of us. Only them."

"HEY!" said Luigi. He slapped Bowser in the face.

"Well, it's been 5 damn years since we had a match," said Ganondorf.

"That is really long," said Pit.

"Yeah, but Master Hand, what we're gonna do?" asked Link.

"Well, Smashers, let's go have a dinner to celebrate," said Master Hand.

The story ends with the Smashers leaving the swimming place.