Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

I would like to dedicate this chapter to Zack, Natalie, and Alley for making all of those long hours on the bus fly by with these madlibs. Much love to you all.

Madlibs

"Finished!" James announced proudly, looking at the piece of parchment before him. The others looked over at him, none of whom wanted to ask James what was finished. Last time it turned out to be a drawing of Snape that dressed him in different outfits complete with makeup. It had been funny until it exploded.

Remus sighed in defeat. "What did you finish?"

"Give me a verb."

Sirius gave James a weird look. "What?"

"A verb. Give me one."

"ummm…"

"Hit." Peter piped up. James scribbled it down.

"Verb."

"Run." Sirius offered.

"Noun."

"Plane." James looked up at Remus' word.

"What the Hell is that?"

"It's a muggle invention that allows them to fly from place to place. It uses aerodynamics and…never mind." Remus trailed off seeing the blank faces of his friends.

"Right. Now then, a noun."

"Pig."

"I hope you die Sirius." Peter glared at Sirius.

Sirius looked offended. "I wasn't referring to you Peter! I was talking about Moony's fat ass. I mean, have you seen it recently? It's huge!"

"And how would you know what my ass looks like?" Remus saw the smirk growing on Sirius' face and changed his mind. "Don't answer. Do and I'll kill you. And please stop trying to convince everyone that we are a couple. I'm sick of other guys hitting on me."

"But it's ok if I hit on you right?"

"I hope you die, Sirius Black."

"Oi! Can I get a noun over here."

"Toilet."

"Adjective."

"Sandy."

"Verb ending in 'ing'."

"Going."

"Another adjective."

"Mushy."

"Noun."

"Poop."

"Why? Forget it. I don't want to know. Adjective."

"Brown."

"Noun."

"Sock."

"Verb ending in 'ed'."

"Zapped."

"Plural noun."

"What's that?'

"Don't worry Peter. It's ok. Balloons."

"Past tense verb."

"Cut."

"Noun."

"Lead."

"Verb ending in 'ing'."

"Dying."

"Noun."

"Cow." Everyone looked at Sirius. "What? It's a good word!"

"Adjective."

"Orange."

"Noun."

"Cat."

"Another noun."

"Signs."

"Verb."

"Drop."

"And a noun."

"Onions."

James read through the parchment and felt a smile pulling at his mouth. Oh how fun these are. He cleared his throat. "Ahem.

'How to Make a Pizza'

To make a pizza you must first hit the dough. Once you have run the plane, you can put it in the pig. After you take the toilet out, you put sandy, going, and mushy poop inside the brown sock. Once that is thoroughly zapped you can put on the final balloons. Sprinkle the top with cut lead, dying cow, orange cat, and signs. Drop and enjoy. The onions."

There was a silence until Sirius said, "me next! I want to do one!"

Peter had a weird look on his face until he asked. "You put a run plane inside a pig?"

"That's the point of these things. They're not supposed to make sense."

"Done!"

"That was fast Sirius."

"But I'm not always fast if you don't want me to be." Sirius raised his eyebrows suggestively.

"Get on with it before I decide to castrate you."

They spent the next few hours coming up with funny little stories. After a long laugh they decided to send in a few stories to be published. Even after they sweet talked and threatened the publishers they still got no results, so they got their revenge by posting the stories all over Hogwarts. Filch was, unfortunately, unable to remove them thanks to a sticking charm. The students of Hogwarts found them so entertaining they copied the stories and read them during class, for a little laugh.

How the World is Going to End

The world is going to end on October 26th, 3200. It will be a Friday. Malfoy will be responsible. First, snakes will fall from a mushy sky. The zebras will open up and singing diapers will escape and wreck hamsters on all of the toilets. Longbottom will try to shoot Malfoy, but Longbottom will fail superstitiously. Everyone will attack painfully and soon the world will be consumed by silly squirrels. The peaches.

Double Oh Yea!

Sirius woke up on a striped morning to the call of James. "Sirius, the evil Dr. Church is about to turn everyone in the world into platypuses! You must stop him!"

"Oh Yea!" Said Sirius. He took his yamaca gun and chocolatey chicken and went to stop this crunchy deed. When he got there, he played Dr. Church. The world was saved and slimy again. The pancreas.

Soap Opera

Once upon a brick, a young man named Snape met with his girlfriend. "Oh my sweet whale. I am sorry, but I cannot fly you anymore. I am in love with somebody else. But you will always be circular to me. I will never forget the first time our ears choked. I just found have a new foxhole to love now."

"Who is this lovely person?" Asked his girlfriend stupidly.

"Sirius."

The sunglasses.

James' Childhood/Life/Death

James was born from Sirius, the spouse of Snape on the very smelly night of April 73rd 1492. His parents were very proud of their blue child. Sirius shouted "Hey Baby!" when James came into the world.

When he was sixteen, Snape brought home a pet lyger. James named it Remus. Remus later died because James popped on it. James then died 5 million days later. 31 people came to his funeral. The pimple.

The Marriage of James & Malfoy

James & Malfoy got hitched on a sunny night in June. Peter was the flower girl and Lily was the ring bearer. Remus was the Black Pope. Lily started crying when Remus declared James & Malfoy, toilet cleaner & nose picker.

After the wedding all of the piggies threw rice at the dewy couple. James & Malfoy got into the purple limo. The two enjoyed their honeymoon in Seattle, Russia. And they lived grande-ily ever after. The muscular cats.