Hello Lovelies! I'm updating again! Thank you all who reviewed and such, I believe we get to meet the transvestite prostitute that prefers to be called Ghirahim in the chapter after next. I'm gonna have so much fun writing that scene. Anywho, I have finals this week, *insert face desk here* And I was thinking of starting a Black Butler fanfic, BUUUT I don't know. I'm already turning British, and I have no clue how you people would react if I put Heather in that story either *le sigh* Oh well. :D But anywho, I'm gonna eat now. Enjoy this chapter, and next chapter is going to be amazing! Heh heh, you have no idea what's coming.


Gaepora was talking to Link, telling him about the room and such; while the sword spirit named Nori distracted me.

"Alright Nori, tell me…" I lowered my voice, "you don't do statistics and such right? I'm getting quite annoyed by Fi already. And Link will sooner or later." She starts to giggle and shakes her head.

"Nope! I just tell you the best tactics for a fight, and sometimes, if you're lucky, I can join the fight. Although I'm not allowed to do it often as it tires me out." I nod in understanding.

"Okay, now, time to ask the personal stuff." She widens her eyes at me and blushes as I continue. "Dislikes?"

"Cloudy and dark weather, the colors yellow, orange, and purple, bitter food, medicine, and… sleeping." I widen my eyes at her.

"You… dislike… sleeping?! What?!" I nearly fainted at the spot but as I was about to fall Nori caught me and set me upright; fanning my face.

"MASTER!" I waved her worry off and took a deep breath.

"Nevermind. Everybody has their own opinions…" I lowered my voice mumbling, "Even if it is upsurd." I shake my head and smile at her when Link's cough interrupts what I was going to say.

"Yes, oh mighty hero?" I say sarcastically as he rolled his eyes at me. This whole destiny trip is going to be amazing. I heard Nori giggle and smiled at her.

"As much as I would like to stay and chat. We have to prepare for our trip tomorrow." He says and I almost fangirl. Wait, almost? No, I did fangirl.

"Oh my gosh! We're going to meet the kikwis and the big kikwi and the cross dressing prostitute tomorrow! YAY!" I jump up and down in excitement.

"Seriously? How old are you Heather? And… did you say cross dressing… prostitute?" He tilts his head adorably and I widen my eyes then glomp him.

"What is with everybody being so adorable today? And I did in fact say cross dressing prostitute. A prostitute is…" I look over at Nori who looked confused as well, then over to Fi whose expression didn't change. "Still more emotion than a magikarp I'll give you that…" I mumbled then got off Link. "Nevermind! You don't need to know! Seeing as Nori doesn't even know, and Fi… Is Fi, I don't want to embarrass you." I state and walk over to Nori. "Alright hun, I have to go to sleep for tomorrow kay? Think you can wait till then?" She merely nods and disappears into the sword, Fi doing the same.

I walk with Link back to the academy and joke around with him trying to keep his mind off Zelda and do it successfully. I bid him goodnight and go to Zelda's room. I look at her material she used for Links sailcloth and think for a moment before getting to work. After I finished; it took like an hour; I admire my work then put it my bag and lay down on her bed. I hope she doesn't mind…

I wake up yawning and stretching my arms out only to notice the sun was just rising over the horizon.

"Gosh dangit, why can't I sleep in here?" I grumble to myself and swing my legs over onto the floor and get up. I hear Nori giggle from the bed and I smile; and I walk over to the mirror. I run a brush through my hair and decide to keep it down today.

I start to walk out of the room glancing at Nori. "Coming Nori?" I question and she hops off the bed, catching up to me. I walk into the cafeteria and plop down grabbing a bagel and taking a bite out of it before spotting a chocolate muffin and reaching for it.

"Success!" I say giddily and put it in my pouch. I swear, I can fit a grown man in there. Not that… I would… want to… I shudder at the thought and jump up.

"Time to wake Link up! The sooner we leave the better!" I bite into my bagel and skip over to where his door is; Nori was inside the sword saying something about being nervous. I get to his door and knock on it lightly; I hear a groan and shifting but not a noise after that. I sighed.

"No more Miss Nice Girl for you then." I try opening his door but it was locked and I smirk. This made it more fun. I back up a step and literally kick the door open. I then walked calmly in and tore the blankets off the person shifting in the bed.

"Nnn…" He looked up at me sleepily. "What're you 'oing?" He questions sleepily looking for his blankets.

"Up and at em Link! It's time to go save your girlfriend!" I smirk as a blush settles in.

"She's not my girlfriend! And all right already. Just give me my blankets." I shook my head and shoved him out of his own bed. He landed on the ground with a 'thud' and I laughed at him and he sat up looking bewildered.

"Come on Link! We have to goooo! I wanna see the cross dressing perverted prostitute!" He looked at me confused again.

"What is a prostitute?!" He yells the question at me. I only smile and grab his feet, dragging him out of his room.

"Not telling~!" I sang out laughing. He can either ask Fi, or Impa, either way. He was going to have a hard time getting an answer out of me.

He groaned and gave up his struggle as I dragged him all the way to the door. "What about breakfast?" He asks incredulously. I only smile at him; letting him go and handing him an apple.

"There ya go you big baby. Now… TO THE BIZARRE!" I say giddily and helped Link up, skipping to the tent like structure. Link groaned and ran to catch up with me. We get to the bizarre and I sit down near the kitchen area waiting for him to finish getting the supplies he needed. Nori pops out and sits opposite of me.

"Master?" I look at her and nod for her to continue. "I was thinking, would it be okay with you if…" She looked away shy as ever.

"If what Nori?" She looked at me with a blush on her face.

"If I could call you M'lady or something like that?" She said in a rushed voice. "Of course, I don't want to bother you, if you don't like that title and all…" She trailed off looking at the table like it was her lifeline.

"Nori… I said you could call me whatever you liked. Although, I much prefer you just call me Heather…" I mumble the last part then smile at her. "So, it's up to you."

She nods. "Thank you… I believe Link is done so I shall return to the sword." She disappeared and I sighed. That girl was going to get killed by one of my glomps some day. I smile as Link makes his way over towards me clearly ready to go.

"Potion?" He nods. "Shield?" Again, he nods. "Peatrice's love letter?" He nods then stops.

"What?" Link asks, raising his eyebrows.

I snicker. "Nothing poor child. Nothing." I laugh as I get up and exit the bizarre.

"First you don't tell me what a prostitute is, and now you won't explain!" He rants and I only smile in response. I then take out my sword raising it up as I run off the platform.

"FOR NARNIA!" I yell then laugh and put my sword away whistling for my bird. Link does the same… well the calling for his bird part, he was too cool for Narnia I suppose. We make our way over to the green column of light. I look at him and nod getting as low to the clouds and jumping off my loftwing.

"I get to meet a prostitute, I get to meet a prostitute~!" I sing over the rush of the wind; smiling.