And now for something completely different... :P
Title: Hungry
Characters: Obi-Wan (little white meat grub), Qui-Gon (big white meat grub), hungry, very large predator
Rating: I for icky
Challenge: tpm 100 - food - this wasn't quite the challenge but I ran with the first part. All creatures need sustenance.
Notes: this is an experiment. I meant it to be completely silly. Told from the predator's not-too-bright POV.
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I hungry.
Little white meat grub attacking me. I chase grub. Blue glowing stick in paw of white meat grub hurts my tail. Ow. I grow new one back tomorrow. Glowing stick bad.
I reach for grub. I grab little grub with claws, squeeze hard. Glowing stick falls down. Good.
I shake my paw. Grub is asleep. I sniff. Smells like food. I give grub a lick. Tastes like food. I shove grub in my mouth. Grub is food. Bones crunching. Warm meat.
Bigger white meat grub hurting me with green glowing stick. Making loud upset noises.
I still hungry.