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Krito1389: Haha loved horny zoro ...damn it so close ...you know i understand that sanji's flirting can be well ...extreme but come on he is not bad looking and its not like he is saying dirty things i dont know why all the women he meets dismisses him so easily but well ...update soon
(not sure if this was a prompt, but I'l gonna use it as one anyway :P)
Intruder
"Luffy, what the hell!" Zoro grabbed a pillow to hide his private parts and Sanji jumped up like he didn't just sat between the green haired man's naked thighs.
The newcomer, a young boy with black hair, cocked his head a little to the side. "You said I could stop by when I wanted. Who is this? Did you cook?" he asked Sanji.
The blonde was caught off guard, both by the sudden intrusion and the question. "Er, yes."
"You wanna be my friend?"
Sanji exchanged a look with Zoro, who shrugged. "Sure," the cook said to the boy.
Said boy threw his arms up in the air excitedly and exclaimed: "Awesome! What's your name? I'm Luffy. Do you live in this building? I live on the second floor with my brother. Zoro, why are you naked?" he asked in one breath.
"My name is Sanji, I live next to Zoro and I accidentally spilled hot tea on Zoro, hurting him in the process," the blonde said calmly and showed the ointment. "I was just going to take care of him."
Luffy scratched the back of his head. "But where are you hurt then? Oh, I see, it's your mushroom, right? That hurts a lot."
Zoro's eyebrow twitched in annoyance. Really, he loved Luffy like a brother, but right now more interesting things were happening with the cook.
"Can I help?"
Sanji, who had barely been able to control his laughter at the black haired boy's description of Zoro's cock, couldn't hold it in anymore. He pressed the jar in Luffy's hand, laughing. "Sure, go ahead."
The green haired man's jaw almost hit the floor. He agreed to this?! The black haired boy opened the jar and sniffed at the crème. He made a face. "It stinks."
"Just be glad it's not your 'mushroom' then," Sanji said and smirked at the furious Zoro.
Luffy agreed and dipped his fingers in the white substance. But before he could come near the green haired man, said man jumped up, still holding the pillow in front of his crotch and picked up another to cover up his ass. "Luffy, shouldn't you be eating or something?!"
The boy looked at him as if Zoro had given him earth-shaking news. "I forgot! But… Aren't you hurt?"
"I'm fine! Now go eat!"
He didn'have to say it twice. Luffy jumped up, wiping his fingers on the edge of the jar and skipped over to the kitchen, while Sanji practically rolled over the floor laughing. Sure, he would have liked to touch Zoro when the man was conscious and perhaps a little more than that, but this was just too precious to pass up.
Zoro put on his robe, staring daggers at the hiccupping cook.
Finally Luffy left, having eaten all the food Sanji had stocked. He wished Zoro speedy recovery. Sanji assured him he had everything under control. The blonde closed the door behind the hyperactive boy and the green haired man sighed relieved. "Now that Luffy's gone, can you now apply the crème?"
The cook chuckled. "When I get back."
"Get back?" Zoro looked at him confused. "Where are you going?"
"Your friend has a black hole for a stomach. He ate everything. I have to do more groceries. But don't worry," he added in a meaningful tone, "we've got all the time after I get back."
Zoro reconciled himself with that, after all, he was promised good food and a good time. Sanji put on his coat and left with a small wave and commented teasing: "Try not to touch yourself when I'm gone."
One of the pillows previously covering Zoro's private parts was thrown against the recently closed door.
Still chuckling Sanji was busy making a mental lost of everything he needed to buy. There were a lot of things, because Luffy apparently wasn't a picky eater. But he was a big one. Lost in thoughts he startled when he bumped into someone. "I'm sorry!"
The person he had run into dropped the bag they were carrying and some oranges rolled over the floor. Both of them bent down to fetch them and Sanji was met by one of the loveliest faces he had ever seen. The blond woman facing him shook her head, a redness colouring her cheeks. "No, I wasn't paying attention. I'm still not used to these doors."
"Are you new to the building?" he asked, picking up the last orange.
"Yes, I moved here only a few days ago. I still get lost a lot around here," she said shyly.
"If you like I can show you around sometime."
Her lips curved into a smile. "I'd like that."
Careful about his burns, Zoro bent down to get a beer. The coolness of the fridge was actually kind of nice. Too bad this was the last beer he had. The cook had only just left, maybe he could catch up with him to tell him to by booze.
The green haired man opened the door. "Oi, cook! Bring some–" His words died on his lips. In the hall he saw Sanji squatting down next to a woman, talking like they were old friend. Or maybe more…
Angry and jealous, Zoro turned around and closed the door again.
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