I was amazed when I checked my email the other day and saw that I had 27 reviews, favorites and alerts altogether for this story only in only a few hours. Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I don't own Twilight. Never will.

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(Emmett's P.O.V.)

Yesterday was so funny! Everybody was laughing at Bella and Edward! Too bad Edward was too much of a wimp to go into the cafeteria. Today, I'm going to moon the Spanish teacher. I'm going to do it after school in the parking lot so I won't get into any trouble.

Classes seemed to be going even slower than they already were today. Finally, it was the end of the day. I hung around the parking lot until I saw Mr. ah… Well I forgot his name, but I waited until he came out to the parking lot. The whole time I hung around, I felt like somebody was watching me. While the teacher was nearing his car, a Land Rover, I took off my belt and threw it inside my (awesome) Jeep.

I jogged over to where Mr. Spanish teacher was at and walked beside him until he got to his truck. "What do you want Mr. Swan? Esperaría que alguien de su edad esté mirando baloncesto o fútbol o espiar en jóvenes chicas. (I would expect someone of your age to be watching basketball or football or spying on young girls.)"

I said, "Well, ah, I don't know what you just said and I want to remind you that this isn't Spanish class anymore and I wanted to show you something." We stopped at his Land Rover.

"Well what is it?" Mr. Spanish teacher asked, irritated. Well he should be. Talking to me in Spanish like I'm supposed to understand it. The nerve of that man!

"Just a second…" I said turning my back to him. I undid my pants and pulled them down shaking my butt in his face. "My god! Stop it this instant boy! Stop it! You have detention for the rest of the school year! You are EXPELLED!"

I pulled up my pants and turned around to face Mr. Spanish teacher's face. It was kind of funny. His face was kind of mixed with red and purple, but mostly purple. I could see the veins popping out of his forehead and neck while he yelled at me and he looked like he was going to faint.

"Sorry Mr. Spanish teacher," I said acting all regretful. "School is no longer in session so you can't give me detention and you can't expel me. Bye!" I ran to my Jeep holding up my pants and put the keys in the ignition. I lowered the window and yelled, "SEE YA!" as I passed Mr. Spanish teacher.

(Jasper's P.O.V.)

We were all laughing as Emmett retold his version of mooning the Spanish teacher which included flying monkeys, spiders and tacos. What Emmett didn't know was that we all hid in the bushes in the parking lot taping him mooning Mr. Rodriguez. But he didn't need to know that. He would try to steal the tape. That's why none of us are telling him. Unless of course, it comes up in truth or dare…

(Rosalie's P.O.V.)

I can't believe that Emmett actually mooned Mr. Rodriguez! Actually, I can believe it. He just totally ignores the rules and does what he wants. That's why I like him. And he has such a cute butt! Maybe I should ask him out. Or I should wait until he asks me.

No, he won't ask me out. I mean, he's so amazing and I'm so…plain. Maybe I'll ask Alice and Bella because Bella knows him best and Alice wouldn't want to be left out of anything.

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Anyone who Rosalie reminded you of in that last paragraph? Sorry about the short chapter.

What do you reckon I should do next? And anyone who reviews me about a specific something that happened a few chapters or so ago will get to read the beginning of the next chapter before I update it.

And I probably won't get to do it this weekend because I'm going to my grandma's house and won't be back until Sunday, so bye all!