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X-men Evolution
Target X - Part 3
"My fellow citizens of Bayville." A voice boomed across a crowded square in the park with a large bandstand. Camera's were rolling, police were stationed and photographs flashed every few seconds. Adults muttered to themselves about the speaker, Robert Kelly, running for mayor. Next to him stood the current mayor, trying to run for another year. "You do not need to look far to see the intensity and potential danger these mutants can bring to our fair community. More arrive each day and the actions we are taking are not enough to cope with the threat. If you elect me for mayor, you can be assured that the mutant epidemic will be controlled and you may rest peacefully in your beds. Any questions?" Questions shot up from the crowd, news reporters crowded in.
"Mr Kelly, how do you plan to control these mutants if they are so powerful and numerous as you say?"
"I'm glad you asked. I plan to propose a force of trained soldiers to combat their powers and the mayhem they cause. This mutant response division, or MRD, will be able to move out and neutralise a mutant threat whenever it occurs." The questions kept coming in.
"Who's going to pay for this MRD, and are humans really enough to tackle the mutants?"
"Already I have designs for weapons and other armament that can counter their powers. Cells have been drafted out to contain the worst their kind has to offer. Anti-mutant gangs will no longer ruin our towns image when my forces are keeping you safe. Know this people, if you elect me for mayor when a mutant threat strikes I will take immediate action."
"Nonsense!" boomed the mayor, the crowds faces and the press's flashes turned to him. "Who would elect someone solely on his opinion of mutants? Citizens, while he spends taxpayers money on his ludicrous schemes, what will happen to healthcare? Management? Repairs? As ever I will help our town increase tourism, raise our economy and run our town the way it should."
"How can this town keep running with our current mayor's slow reactions to the mutant threats. In this week alone the police recorded twenty domestic disturbances, reports of rioting in mutant town and just this morning Bayville high was attacked and the mutants not far behind. Is that what you want? A town constantly terrorised with no way of fighting back? A town always at the whim of mutants?"
"Please Kelly, the chances of a mutant attack in our streets and people getting hurt are a thousand to one." Boom. An explosion echoed around them. People turned to the source. Boom. Another, closer, they saw flames from a street, some started screaming. A third, right by them. People screamed, cameras turned, a shadow flew out of the blast. The shape slammed into a police car with an animalistic yelp of pain.
Wolverine staggered up, breathing heavily as he saw the crowd.
"Everybody go! Get out of here now!" he yelled, wounds closing up and burns disappearing as he spoke. Kelly frowned.
"And what menace have you X-men brought on us this time?" he spoke through the speakers. Logan growled.
"I don't wanna hear it Kelly, get everyone out of here before-" Boom. An explosion right by them and another shape flying through the air. Logan jumped up, higher than any normal man and grabbed X-23 in his arms. His clone quickly wormed her way out to meet their enemy. Deadpool walked towards them, guns and swords in their holsters and sheaths. Both mutants held their claws against the mercenary.
"Com'on, do we have to do this?" Deadpool called. "You come with me, the shadowy figures of evil will get you, I get my reward and I stop shooting things…for the time being."
"What is the meaning of this?" Kelly bellowed. "Who are you?"
"No, do not provoke him!" X-23 ordered.
"Well for those that didn't read the last chapter, the names Deadpool, the merc with the mouth. You must be the traditional, X-men, mutant hating politician that no one likes."
"I have you know that over two thirds of Bayville support me and my-"
"Who said anything about them? I've read the forums and watched the original series, don't worry. If continuity is right you'll end up loving them… unless this is taking a turn from the movies. In that case we're going to need a bucket and mop." Wolverine clenched his fists. Large crowd. People talking back to him. Deadpool trying to get the kid. If he didn't play his card right Bayville will become like those towns Wilson destroyed searching for him.
"Keep them out of this Deadpool!" he roared.
"Oh com'on Logan, can't I have a bit of fun before I do my job? It's hardly like the dark shadowy organisation beyond the military and your female clone to which I, an insane unstoppable mercenary must capture using guns and swords, are going anywhere." He turned to the mayor candidates and the crowd, both confused beyond belief. "The plots on crack, just go with the flow."
"Listen to me bub" Wolverine pointed his claws at him. "If you harm anybody here you will have to go through me." he raised his voice to the crowd. "Everybody get out of here, now!" a few people went but the majority stayed and watched.
"You want them to go?" Deadpool asked "Allow me." he whipped out an AK-47 and opened fire just above people's heads. The screaming and panicking was instant. Spectators, press and officials ran, screaming at the top of their voices. After a few bullets hit the bandstand even Kelly ran, not risking an anti-mutant speech if it resulted in death. Within seconds the park was empty with only mutants, mercenaries and police remaining. "Better?" Wade asked, before being knocked to the floor by a charging Wolverine.
He quickly knocked Weapon X off and whipped out an automatic handgun at X-23, her glinting blades sailing towards him. Bullets flew out, one grazed her shoulder but that didn't stop her. She leaped up, landed behind him and twirled, foot claw extended. But he saw it coming, blocking it with a sword before firing again. She back flipped away as a trail of holes formed on the ground. Logan swiped at Deadpool, destroying the gun and forcing him to leap back. No sooner had he done that he raised a rifle and fired two shots into Logan.
"Leave him alone!" shouted X-23, sprinting in blind rage at his attacker.
"Kid, don't!" too late. DP already kicked Logan away and fired on the girl. The bullets right through her then the mutate leaped and slashed his sword down. It was a deep cut. She screamed in agony. The police at the scene had enough, they ran into the fray, guns aimed at the masked man.
"Drop your weapons, get on your knees!" one yelled. Wade just stared at them.
"Yeah, when has that ever worked?" he asked before casually rolling a grenade under a police car. The police didn't see it coming and just ran. The grenade exploded and hit the petrol tank, blasting the metal shell into the air in a column of flames.
"See, whenever someone says those lines the person they're speaking to either does something like that or some sniper comes and-" he stopped talking. A shadow loomed over him. He didn't either bother looking up at the falling police car. "Aw cra-" The car, still on fire landed on him with enough force to crack the pavement. The cops came back to look at the damage. There was a moment of complete silence.
"Man" said one of them "however we write this in our paperwork no-ones gonna believe us." The others nodded and gave grunts of recognition.
"Yeah, believe me rozzers*" said a voice coming from the car. "In a few seconds paperwork's gonna be the least of your worries." a blade cut through the metal roof, then another forming an X. Deadpool burst out, outfit torn in some places then opened fire. Swinging his gun 180 degrees, four officers fell to the floor heavily wounded. He turned, aiming at a cop behind him, a woman halfway into getting her gun back out.
"Hey, you should have called in sick today." He pulled the trigger. Snikt. Half of the gun clattered to the ground. In the corner of his eye Wade saw the clone slice the gun with her left hand then with it do a handstand. He blinked the moment she swung her claw extended foot into his face. The merc was sent flying into a car, smashing the windows and setting off the alarm. The officer looked at X-23, wide eyed and shocked.
"Get out of here, now!" the clone ordered looking at Deadpool with green eyes, narrowed into slits. She shuffled away, inspecting the officers who were shot. Wolverine marched besides her as they got their claws ready. Deadpool had already recovered, the claw in X-23's foot not doing as much damage as she wanted.
"Another gun? Man you're asking for it." he drew a sword in his right hand and a gun in his left. "Let's dance." They charged at each other. The carnage had just begun.
The police had left the mansion and the mutants who didn't fight Deadpool were left to pick up the pieces. The new mutants plus Surge and Mercury were at the moment helping the wounded.
"Hank" Charles asked, wheeling into the medical bay, looking anxiously at his students and friends. "what is their condition?" Beast looked around.
"Kitty's the worst off, I've already taken her to hospital. No major veins or arteries damaged but the shock and blood loss was too much too her. Luckily the bullets went strait through so it's a clean wound, but she's gonna need to be in a cast for a while. Storm and Jean have minor burns and bruises, shouldn't take long before they're back in action. Rogue 's pretty shaken up but no physical harm."
"And Kurt?"
"Well lets see him now." At a bed near the end, sitting up on the side was a blue elf-demon mutant with bandages round his forearms. "So Kurt, how are you doing?" Beast touched the bandages to inspect them but Nightcrawler retracted instantly.
"Owww, that hurts! Are sure all of the shards are out?"
"Yes, you were pretty lucky there. Most of them were grazed and cuts to your arms. It may be painful now but you'll recover soon."
"Soon enough to use the TV?" he pointed the television attached to the ceiling and McCoy shook his head.
"Nope, no TV at all, it could make the wound worse." The teachers shared a smile between them as Kurt pouted. "Now the question is where is the one responsible for this?" both blue mutants turned to Xavier.
"I have no idea. When I used my powers to try and pacify him I couldn't get a lock on his mind. It was like it was in flux, constantly forming and reforming. It could be this that sent Rogue into shock."
"Would Logan know?" asked Hank.
"Possibly. Once we're cleared up we'll try to find him and X-2-"
"Professor!" Professor X and Beast turned to Scott and Noriko, running towards them. Scott spoke out. "You have to see this." He grabbed the remote and tuned on the TV and flicked to the right channel. It showed a view from a helicopter zooming in on three figures, fighting each other. They heard gunfire and instantly knew what was happening.
"Breaking news!" a reporter yelled above the din of the helicopter. "We have been called in from the normal traffic report to bring you this. A few minutes ago, during the election talks for mayor, two mutants, one identified as Wolverine from the Xavier institute and an unknown youth with similar powers were literally blasted into the talks by an unknown assailant calling himself Deadpool." more students took notice when that name was said.
"According to eyewitnesses Deadpool, after Wolverine provoked and taunted him, fired on the crowd and several officers. From this distance it's hard to tell if they are injured or dead. We can't fly down any closer and a police barrier is stopping anyone from entering. At times like this one questions how well our police are equipped to deal with such threats." Scott tired of listening addressed the mutants.
"Iceman, Berserker, get ready to move out. Everyone else stay here as backup." he ordered. Xavier almost instantly cut in.
"Scott, are you sure this is wise? After what he's done should we be more cautious?" Scott shook his head.
"He did all of this against our best. Logan and the girl won't last long against him and neither will anyone else involved. We need to get in there and stop him now before he can harm anyone else."
"I agree" said Noriko, clenching her clunky gauntlet into a fist. "if we don't act soon Bayville may become like those other towns he destroyed. Plus there's this S.H.I.E.L.D. I've heard about from the others." Scott nodded.
"You're right. It won't be long before they arrive, we need to get Wolverine and X-23 to safety and maybe S.H.I.E.L.D. can take care of Deadpool." All eye were on Professor X. After a moment he nodded.
"Go, take only the most experienced and resilient. We won't have any casualties."
"Got it professor. Surge, I'm talking Berserker, you say here with the others as backup." She nodded and both ran off in separate directions. Charles took a moment to note the similarity between Scott and Nori. They clash on opinions, taste and status but they both share the same leadership qualities. He looked at his students, hoping against hope no more beds will be filled.
Meanwhile someone else was keeping in touch with the local Bayville news. The man in uniform was viewing the Bayville news footage, staring intently at the fight. He was about to call in anyway to say it was happening but then he saw the girl. He took back the footage, magnified it, sharpened it. He saw the two claws coming out of her hands. His commanding officer was walking past him.
"You better have a look at this sir." he turned to the picture, almost instantly pushing the guy out of his seat and viewing it for himself. He also saw magnified pictures of the other two.
"How long ago was this?" he snapped, urgency turning it into a yell.
"Just a few seconds ago." the officer grabbed a communicator off his belt.
"Commander Smith to the bridge, we have a positive identification on Deadpool in Bayville, New York. He is fighting Wolverine and X-23. Repeat, Deadpool is fighting Wolverine and X-23." While the news was being spread like wildfire the video was uploaded to a man sitting alone in his office. He looked at the footage through his one good eye before turning away and narrowing it.
"Logan." Fury snarled.
X-23 dived behind a less than intact wall. Crouching she gritted her teeth as she removed a bullet to her thigh and another from her left arm. Someone dived down besides her. She unsheathed her claws and slashed- stopping a centimetre away from Logan's throat.
"Easy kid." she slid her claws back, frown evident from being called 'kid'.
"What are his movements?"
"Chaotic, overconfident and utterly destructive."
"Besides the obvious?" her frown softened as she listened to something that surprised her. "He has stopped shooting!" Logan listened too. Nothing.
"That can't be good. He's trying something-"
"Fore!" a voice yelled. It was him. The two listened to what sounded like a golf club. Something sailed through the air before landing over the wall and a few meters from them. A grenade.
"Get over!" Logan shouted. They jumped to the other side of the wall as it exploded.
"Fore!" They saw Deadpool, golf club in hand, two grenade's on tees. He hit one closer to them. They ran left, avoiding another blast. Wade reeled back the driver.
"Fo-" Too late. The grenade exploded. He was knocked back. Now was their chance. They ran up, claws out and slashed his weapons as he tried to recover. Guns with their bullets fell to the ground, swords were shattered beyond repair. He finally got up, then raised his hands in the air at the five claws pointing at his throat, one fist from each mutant.
"Make a move bub and I'll-"
"Yeah, yeah, you'll swisskabab me, gut me like a fish, yada yada. I've read ahead with this chapter, mutilation is moderately off the menu."
"Read what ahead?" X-23 demanded. When he remained silent she raised her other hand to strike down. But as she was about to slash Wolverine grabbed her arm.
"No. That's not how we do this."
"If we do not harm him enough he will just recover and attack again. Besides nothing I can do will be sure of kil-" Sirens blasted. The three weapon X offshoots turned to a brigade of squad cars and SWAT cars. They skidded to a stop and out came officers, SWAT teams and guns, lots of guns. Out of one car came an older, more experienced officer, loudspeaker in hand.
"We have you surrounded! All mutants put your weapons away and your hands up! We will not ask twice!" The clone poised herself to run away. Push Deadpool as a distraction, run and leap over the wall, through the trees, find a way around a likely barrier- But Logan took her hand again.
"Do as they say, but be on guard for him." she hesitated. But stepped away from the mercenary, claws still out.
"You, the girl, put the knives away!" She did so, but silently slid out a foot claw into the ground, prepared for anything. Deadpool grinned under his mask. Their arrival was right where the script dictated. He strolled towards them, no fear, no tension.
"You, the one in red, I told you to freeze!"
"You also said you won't ask twice, and what are you doing now?" he called, still walking. All around was the combined sound of scores of guns readying to fire. He stopped, poising himself as if to jump.
"Make a move and we will kill you!" He made a move. He leapt into the air and they shot him. He couldn't dodge. The bullets went strait through him, every cop fired on the madman in a split second scores of bullets flew through the air. He fell, wounds bloody, mouth silent. They all lowered their guns and focused on the mutants, now surrounded by the SWAT team. X-23 was on edge, the police had her and they just made a horrible mistake.
"Do not put your guns down!" she yelled. "He is still alive!" A few of the SWAT team started laughing.
"Listen little girl, that guy's so full of holes you could use him as a sieve." the policeman with the speakerphone boasted. "Now stop talking back and come with-"
"He is alive! He is holding a gun at you now!" more laughter.
"Wow, you mutants sure have wild imagi-" Boom. He drooped dead, bullet through the head. Everyone turned, colour draining from their faces at the sight of Deadpool behind the dead cop with his gun.
"What? How is he still alive?"
"I shot four slugs into him!"
"Mutant freak!" The insults spewed out as the guns were aimed. Without a single move they shot him again. More bullets, closer, key organs. His body went limp but he remained standing. After a few moments they could hear the clinking of metal. On the ground next to him metal was popping out of his wounds, said wounds were already healing. After a few moments the only trace of the wounds were the holes in his suit.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaand he's up again!" Wade Wilson sprung back up to face a crowd of officers, all with the same expressions of disbelief, hopelessness and terror.
"Wh-what the h-hell is that!" a rookie cop yelled. Deadpool looked at him.
"What am I? Do you really what to know?" After he said these words he pulled out from seemingly nowhere the AK-47 he had previously. "I'm a total freaking rock star from Mars!" Before Logan or X-23 could react the crimson nutcase opened fire on everyone. Officers, SWAT team, the mutants. The latter were fine but when he stopped firing all humans were on the ground, hiding, wounded or dead.
"You Monster!" Wolverine howled "How could you do all this?"
"Well I point my gun pull the trigger then turn-" Wolverine charged and Wilson fired. But the rage of the former was too strong to be stopped by mere bullets. He pulled a pin out of another grenade and let it drop before leaping to the side, just avoiding the adamantium claws.
"Wolverine, Look out!" X-23 yelled. Too late. It exploded and he was knocked to the floor, shards embedded deep into him. She ran too him but a stream of lead from Deadpool's gun made her drop to the ground in agony. Wilson turned to a scowling Wolverine.
"What? You don't have a code name like 'Deadpool' without your job involving death, be it giving it, immune to it or both." Boom. A new bullet hole appeared in his chest. He staggered but with his fingers pulled it out. After his breathing slowed the merc turned to a sweating, pale faced cop with a shaking gun and a wounded leg. Deadpool took out a handgun, twirling it in his hand. The officer turned to a still recovering Wolverine.
"Who the hell is this guy? W-what does he want? Where does he keep getting these weapons?" Just as he said that he was staring down the barrel of a gun.
"No way" Deadpool said, unusually serious "absolutely no way I'm gonna let a nameless character like you make any more plot holes in this fic." He aimed at his head. He pulled the trigger. But the shot never came. In an instant a blue-white blast flew into the gun and before the merc knew it his arm, gun and the newly fired bullets were encased in ice. "Huh, 'bout time the other X-men got here."
Walking into the square was Cyclops leading Iceman and Berserker. Scott pressed his fingers to his visor, letting the red energy course out into the mercenary, smashing the ice and sending him crashing into the bandstand, knocking off the tiles as he fell. The three joined the weapon X renegades, only now recovering.
"Everyone, you saw what he's done." Cyclops stated roughly. "None of you hold back, we're through giving him chances. He can't be reasoned with." X-23 silently sighed. Finally someone who gets that Deadpool can't be talked out of killing. Deadpool was just getting up when they attacked. Lightning raced out of Berserker's hands at him, who jumped, ran and rolled as the trail followed him. He whipped out a automatic handgun and fired. But a wall of ice erupted out of nowhere, halting the bullets. An optic blast forced the merc back.
"Iceman" Cyclops ordered "form a trench going towards him, Wolverine can use that to get him hand to hand, I'll cover fire."
"Right, we can- Kid, no!" Logan shouted to a running X-23. Deadpool changed his fire to her who ran side to side, avoiding the lead. Flipping into the air she brought her leg down, claw extended but he shuffled back then whipped out a single knife to block her four hand claws. It snapped but he grabbed her hands as it did and gave her a kick to the stomach. He ran backwards, aiming a gun at her but an optic blast hit the ground, creating a dust cloud from the wreaked bandstand. He was given no time to recover as Weapon X charged through the dust, growling and slashing at his opponent. Wade rolled away and looked at his chest. The trio of cuts closed up and he set out again.
He threw a grenade at the ice wall, demolishing it in a flash then leaped out to kick Iceman away and shoot him. But seeing it coming he made a ice bunker around him. Cyclops ran to his aid, firing his crimson beams and the crimson nutcase who in turn avoided each one. The X-men leader gave him an uppercut, but the mercenary was far more skilled than him and with a few short blows and a roundhouse kick, knocked him down.
Bobby fired a barrage of icicles with Deadpool's back turned, the frozen knives impaling in his back. But to his dismay they cracked off and his skin healed. On the ground Scott fired but his opponent kicked his head away. With murder in his eyes Deadpool drew his sword high in the air, ready to take another victim. But it didn't cross his mind they had a mutant that could control lightning thus was shocked by Berserker in a flash of blue.
The slightly smoking merc still refused to go down. He back flipped to avoid an optic blast, jumped on top of a storming Wolverine, jumping even further in the air before firing a few rounds in the feral mutant's back. He fell breathing heavily but the merc with the mouth faced some tough competition. Three X-men standing beaten yet strong in a destroyed park. "Wait" Deadpool thought "Three mutants? Where's-" It was then he heard the footsteps behind him. He turned his whole body, guns and all, but X-23 ducked under the bullets and brought up both hands, both sets of claws stabbing through his chest.
Blood splattered over her. The X-men stood mortified. Wade gasped, wheezed, twitched. Then smiled. "Just kidding." X-23 tried to pull away but the mercenary had already kicked her and swung down with his sword, cutting a large gash on her shoulder. She bucked over and he aimed a handgun but an red beam from behind pushed him over her and flying several meters. The four X-men ran to her, Berserker trying to help her up.
"I am fine." She muttered.
"No you're not let me-" he moved to grab her arm but she recoiled as if he was diseased.
"I said I am fine!" Her wound started to close up but everyone's eyes were on Deadpool, standing up, costume torn but not a single wound present.
"Man this guy's worse than the Juggernaut." Bobby muttered. "How are we suppose to beat him?" he looked to Logan.
"I don't know" he replied, holding his claws up "but we're gonna have to find a way." They all readied themselves. Cyclops grabbed his visor, Berserker charged his lightning, Iceman was prepared to make another wall, X-23 and Wolverine stood strong with all claws out and Deadpool kept his hands on his gun and sword. All ready for battle.
But it never happened. Out of nowhere the bellow of helicopters erupted. Four choppers flew down, two hovered above the ground, two stayed above the buildings. Soldiers marched out of them, heavily armed, bullet proof jackets, all trained to kill on sight. But what X-23 was looking at with fearful eyes was the acronym plastered over the helicopters. S.H.I.E.L.D.. From one chopper stood a man with gray hair, an eye patch and a frown plastered over his face. He grabbed a black loudspeaker.
"Don't move Deadpool! We can't kill you but we can sure as hell hurt you! As for you Logan, after you hand over kid the you've got some explaining to do." Nick Fury boomed over the din of the helicopters.
"Aw dang" Deadpool complained as over a dozen red dots from the soldiers gun's appeared on his body "this is really going to hurt my bonus. Well least I still have the plot twist advantage of knowing the identity of the shadowy organisation that hired me is. Until then" he reached into his costume, bringing out a trigger device "I better lay low for a few chapters. Luckily, as a pitiful attempt to fill a plot hole, I conveniently placed some nice things around the place as I was fighting. See ya!" he pressed the trigger and all around, in bushes, in trees, under cars, IN cars, small bombs exploded. But there was no fire. Instead a thick black smoke enveloped the area, whished around by the helicopter rotors.
"Smoke bombs! Damnit!" Fury cursed as the black fumes engulfed the mutants. The soldiers stared shooting. "Don't! You might hit one of those X-men kids. Choppers 3 and 4" Fury shouted into a radio "clear that smoke!" Inside the cloud said kids were coughing from the escape trap the merc had left. Wolverine with his enhanced hearing heard Deadpool run away and, before he could do anything about it, X-23 took off in the other direction. He grabbed Cyclop's shoulder, smelling where he was in the smoke.
"Summers, you talk to Fury and stall him" he ordered to the blinded leader "I'm going after her."
"Logan wait, *cough* are you sure that is-"
"Summers, if S.H.I.E.L.D. get's their hands on her she'll just become another weapon. She's a little girl and… and the closest thing I have to family." the last bit was barely a whisper. Even through the smoke Scott saw the pained expression on him.
"I'll see what I can do,*cough* go!" All of this took only a few seconds. When the overhead helicopters clears the smoke all they found were three weary X-men still suffering from the smoke. Frown growing deeper Fury became, well, furious.
"Unit one, arrest those X-men they may know something. Unit two and three, spread out and find those Weapon X offshoots, use the copper's for aerial search." He turned into the helicopter. "As for me and unit four, we'll head to Xavier's. Can't have any more mutants joining the fray." The chopper took off and the commander of S.H.I.E.L.D. looked over the city. "No matter how many men it takes…"
Deadpool ran down an alleyway, diving into a white van. Inside on the walls and the floor were spare costumes, sniper rifles, shotguns, handguns, rail guns, fifteen types of grenade and bombs and of course Swords, razor sharp swords… next to some playboy pinups posters.
"…no matter how much ground we have to search…"
X-23 dove under a manhole cover, entering a underground train system. Upon doing this a train went by, whipping her hair to one side. When it was gone she ran down a route beside the tracks.
"…no matter what it takes…"
Wolverine sniffed the air running past a street but missing a closed manhole cover. He stopped, sniffed then growled in frustration before running again.
"…we will find them."
(*Rozzers=Cops, English slang)
Well there you go, sorry for the absurd update timing but I've got exams soon and I need to revise hard for them (Chemistry, Physics, Maths and English)
X00001 - I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THIS FIC! No that was not shouting that was a manly call of devotion. I was thinking about Kitty but that was the best thing I could think of against Deadpool.
TristAlma - Sorry no Deadpool ass kicked in this chapter, but sometime in the future I hope to give him a good beating. Glad you like the fourth wall bashing, did you like the Kelly movie reference bucket + mop cause he turned into water?
zGreece - Changed back.
Naruto fnatc - Sorry, the updates are going to have to be that late, what with my other stuff to work on.
Charlie Sheen Winning song + Deadpool =? Tell me what it does equal in your review :D