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Kai: Cole, would you kiss Jay for 20 thousand dollars?
Cole: No.
Kai: *shows Cole 20 thousand dollars*
Cole: *looks at Jay*
1 minute later Cole tries to kiss Jay
Jay: DUDE STOP IT!
Maya: KAI, YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW!
Kai: What mess?
Maya: WHAT MESS!? *points to a small crumb on the floor* YOU DON'T SEE THAT RIGHT THERE!?
Cole: *looks at a picture of Nya* She's hot.
Jay: I'm dating her!
Cole: Then let's settle this.
Cole and Jay pull out a gun and start shooting each other.
Movie au
Jay: Check it out. *points to his cat hat*
Cole: That is the most ridiculous hat I ever seen. *starts laughing*
A student: Nice hat loser.
Cole: HEY, THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND AND THAT HAT IS AWESOME!
The First Spinjitzu Master sees his sons attacking each other
First Spinjitzu Master: STOP! Brothers don't fight.
Young Garmadon: But there's only one cookie.
First Spinjitzu Master then pushes his sons away from the cookie and grabs it
Rocky: It's time for my walk, Cole.
Cole: Okay Rocky, just give me one more minute.
Rocky: I'LL DO MY BUSINESS ON THE FLOOR! Take me out.
Maya: Okay kids, dump your candy bags.
Young Nya: Mom, I got Snickers.
Young Kai: I got a weird toy.
Maya: …
Young Kai: It says fun size
During season one
Sensei Wu: Okay Students, you can be anything you want.
Kai: I want to be the Green Ninja.
Sensei Wu: Okay Kai, try a little bit smaller.
Kai: Bitch, you said I can be anything I want!
Sensei Wu: Okay.
Jay: *sighs*
Cole: Are you sad?
Jay: Yeah, but I don't want to talk about it.
Cole: Then fuck you!
Young Wu: Ready or not, here I come.
Young Garmadon: *hides in the closet* He won't find me here.
Overlord: How are you doing Garmadon?
Young Garmadon: I QUIT!
Overlord: Looks like no one gives a fuck about this party except you.
Young Lloyd: *gasps* HE'S A HATER! KILL THIS BITCH!
Jay: Cooking with your best friend.
Cole: Hey guys.
Jay: First you get your pot, then add oil.
Cole: *holds up a cat* THEN YOU ADD A CAT!
Jay: No man! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Garmadon: Hey Wu, can you keep a secret?
Wu: Yeah, I got you bro.
Garmadon: Alright. *tells Wu the secret*
Wu: *Gasps* DAD!
Morro: LEAVE THIS SHIP.
Jay: *gasps*
Morro: Wait, are those scented bath salts?
Jay: Yeah, lavender.
Morro: You can stay.
Zane: Don't do it man!
Lloyd: I swear to The First Spinjitzu Master, I'm going to do it.
Zane: I don't know how to live if you do it!
Lloyd: I'm doing it! *dabs*
Zane: AAAAAHHHHH!
Kai: Wish I can stay guys, but I got to hit the books.
Jay, Lloyd, Cole, Zane, and Nya: Aw.
Kai grabs a bat and hits a book.
Kai: Okay let's hang.
Everyone: YAY!
Lloyd: *calls Cole* She broke up with me!
Cole: You never had a girlfriend.
Lloyd: I know, I just wanted to see if you cared.
Cole: *hangs up*
Everyone's last words before ending their senior year. Also Movie Au
Lloyd: College.
Zane: New beginning.
Kai: Good friends.
Nya: Memories.
Jay: Hopeful.
Cole: I fucking hate this school. I can't wait to get out of here.
Jay: *sarcasm* Thanks Kai, you did a really good job this time.
Kai: HEY! I'M DOING MY FIRST SPINJITZU MASTER BEST! OKAY!? FUCK YOU!
Young Cole: Dad, what's the square root of 144?
Lou: WHO CARES!? YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Nya: I always wonder what police on bicycles do when they arrest people. How do you arrest someone with a bike?
Police: Excuse me, you're under arrest. Please get in the basket. *shoves Lloyd in a basket*
Nya: He cheated on me!
Jay: Let's go. *pulls out a gun*
Zane: *starts the car* I'm on my way with Lloyd.
Skylor: *pulls out a sword*
Kai: *pulls out a flamethrower*
Misako: *pulls out a bazooka* Who's driving?
Cole: *grabs some cake* I'm ready.
Lloyd: Story time.
...
Lloyd: The man came to the bus stop everyday to pick up hot chicks.
Skylor: *Looks at Kai*
Kai: *nods*
Young Garmadon: Good night idiot. *walks away*
Young Wu: Good night... Idiot. *gets hit by Garmadon*
Young Garmadon: WHOOO!
Jay: I HATE YOU!
Cole: FINE!
Jay walks down the street remembering the good times they had. Meanwhile Cole's washing the dishes and Jay tackles him.
Jay: I MISS YOU!
Cole: AAAHH!
Sensei Wu: Three quarters of the world's population has been lost.
Everyone: ...
Sensei Wu: And the WiFi's down.
Jay: WHAT!?
Cole: OH COME ON!
Kai: NOOOOO!
Nya: You want to play Twister?
Zane: Sure, I've never played Twister before.
Later
Zane: Left foot red. *kicks Kai* Did I win?
Misako: You're grounded.
Lloyd: Obama won't treat me like this.
Misako: What?
Lloyd: Mom, Obama Care.
Misako: ... Bitch, no. That's not how Obama Care works
Ronin: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE!
Nya: AAHHH!
Jay: *wearing a banana costume* Don't worry, Banana Man is here.
Ronin and Nya: ...
Nya: Just take the purse.
Kai tells a joke and everyone laughs
Overlord: That was so funny.
Everyone: *glares at the Overlord*
Kai: *slaps Overlord*