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Bella entered the Cullen's mansion, smelling something wonderful. She followed her nose to the kitchen were she saw them. Perfectly round, golden brown and filled with cream.

"CREME PUFFS!" She shouted and began shoving them in her mouth.

"Hey! Those were mine!" Emmett cried and tried to steal the desert from Bella.

"Since when do you like human food?"

"Since the gnome told me too. NOW GIMME!"

"Mine" Bella hissed, hovering protectively over her precious. "Mine! My own. My pppprrrrecious." (HAHA Notice the Lord of the Rings quote? I watched that movie last night)

"Bella, give Esme the crème puffs." Edward said in a very concerned voice.

"MINE!" She shouted and ran outside. After she had eaten THE ENTIRE pan of crème puffs she went back inside.

"EDWARD!" Bella yelled, hugging him. "I LOVE sugar." She sighed.

"Umm okay."

"Eddie, buy me some candy. And an alpaca. Hehe fuzzy llamas."

"Wonderful! Bella's on a sugar high!"

"HAHA!" Emmett laughed and gave Bella some Mn'Ms.

"SUGAR!"

"Emmett! What the hell was that for! She'll NEVER calm down!"

"My plan exactly! She's entertaining when she's hyper."

"I hate you."

"No, everyone loves me. I'm irresistible."

"Calendar! Popcorn! Switzerland!" Bella added because she felt left out.

"Just look what you've done! EMMETT!"

"I'm not the one who made the crème puffs."

"No, but you asked Esme to make them for you to eat." Edward retorted.

"The GNOME told me too." At this point Edward got really mad at Emmett.

"Stop fighting over my hyperness!!!!!!!!!!!" Bella screamed. "There is a solution! GIMME MORE SUGAR! HEHE!"

"Look at what you've done." Edward sighed and picked Bella up. "Come on. We'll find a way to calm you down."

"Fine then. I'll just go talk to Mr. Gnome."

"Issues. Issues." Edward said, shaking his head. He took Bella upstairs. "ALICE!"

"Yes, brother dearest? Why have you INTERUPTED MY FASHION SHOW?!"

"Uh… never mind!" Edward said quickly and ran. Messing with Alice's fashion shows wasn't a good idea. Edward then took Bella to Carlisle's office.

"Uh… Dad? Yeah, you see… BELLA'S ON A SUGAR HIGH!"

"Then give her more sugar." Carlisle said with an evil smile. Hehe he would finally get back at Eddie poo for messing with his medical tools! (Who'd of though Carlisle was evil?)

"Really?" Fine I guess it might work? Edward thought/questioned to himself. He carried Bella the Sugar Bunny back to the kitchen. "Hmmm. AH HA! Ice cream!" Edward pulled a carton out of the refrigerator. "Strawberry."

"YAY!"

By now you've probably guess that Bella goes INSANE! And she does. After twenty-four long minutes of eating sugar Edward decides to use that squishy pink thing called a brain.

"Carlisle tricked me! Your getting more and more hyper on sugar by the minute. Damn humans and their sugar highs! How should I, a blood-drinking vampire, have know that sugar gives you a 'sugar high'? I think all humans should drink blood, it would be less confusing. And then we all-"

At that moment Alice came into the kitchen and put a roll of duck tape around Eddie's mouth.

"Finally! I thought he'd never shut up!" Bella said, snapping out of the sugary-goodness-high.

"Fa La la la la la la la la!" Carlisle sang. " I beat Edward! I am supreme ruler of the Earth! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Bella joined him in the evil laughter.

Eventually Edward was allowed to talk, but only after counseling, and promising not to damn human to a watery grave (How many evil Cullens are there?). Carlisle and Bella began plotting to take over the world and Emmett took Mr. Gnome out to lunch. Then he realized that gnomes don't drink blood, and that they also don't exist. Now I think all of us have learned a lesson today.

1) Never give Bella crème puffs- It cause sugar highs

2) Carlisle, Edward and Bella are evil

3) Yes, Edward Cullen has gone to counseling

4) Emmett is weird. But you knew that!

Hehe! SUGAR! I can't believe that I ACTUALLY made this chapter kinda-sorta-ish long! I'm so proud of myself! NOW REVIEW! Review and I'll give you SUGAR! Hehe!