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Happy April Fools day to all you out there! Sorry to play such a horrible trick. Fear not I'm still writing this story! Now if y'all been paying attention to my notes you'd know that this story was pre-written. Thus forth how could i lose inspiration. I've already wrote it. It says so at the bottom of every chapter. Kudos to you that weren't fooled. And apologies to those that were. :)

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Summary:I figure by now if you need to know where the summary IS then go back to any of the previous chapters. You've read this far you should know what you are reading.

Chapter 10: "I've Got Legs!" -Seth

Approximately two days later Grimmjow caught Orihime dumping the food he was delivering out the window.

"What the F**K!" Cursed the Espada. (Sorry I don't like the F-word unless Gackt says it) "What do you think you're doing?!" Grimmjow tried to stop her but it was too late. He fumed at her angrily instead,

"You're a Bitch, you know that?!"

Orihime dropped the tray and fled to her bed for safety.

"Come over here you snobby girl." He hissed . "I brought that food so you God damn better eat it!" He made a grab for Orihime's ankle.

She kicked him in the face and fled to the other side of the bed.

Grimmjow cursed and glared . "You ungrateful bitch. I'll make you eat!" The sixth Espada grabed a handful of food off the new trey he'd just brought and vanished.

Milliseconds later he was on the bed with her, with a swift movement, Grimmjow grabbed her ankle and dragged her to him.

Orihime let out a yelp of fright, Grimmjow was practically on top of her. With the hand the Espada used to hold her ankle he held her down, then brought his other hand, with the food, to her mouth.

"Eat it!" He ordered.

Orihime shook her head and turned away. Grimmjow grabbed her head and forced her mouth open. Then he proceeded to shove the food past her jaws. With two fingers the sixth Espada forced the food down into her throat, then forced her jaws shut.

Unwillingly Orihime swallowed the sickly food. Once it was down she gasped desperately for air . She was quickly disappointed as another handful of gross food was shoved into her mouth and down her throat. Orihime choked a couple of times trying to swallow the new batch of yuck. She managed to painfully down it but Grimmjow was ready with another handful.

"No." She whimpered trying to catch her breath. "No more."

"You're going to eat until I decide you've had enough." He growled back. The Espada attempted to force her mouth open again.

Before Grimmjow could get her to open her mouth he was sent flying across the room and into a wall.

"What do you think you are doing Grimmjow?"

Ulquiorra was standing beside the bed, now between Orihime and the sixth Espada, who was pulling himself off the floor and clutching his face.

"Ulquiorra-sama!" Squealed Orihime in delight.

"When did you get back?" Snarled Grimmjow.

"That is irrelevant." said Ulquiorra. "Answer my question."

"I was feeding her." defended Grimmjow.

"That is not what it looked like."

"Oh C'mon!" For Christ's sake. She was being an ass. First she throws a fit the moment I start serving her food., then I catch her chucking the food out the window! What was I supposed to do? She wasn't eating." Ranted Jaggerjaques furiously.

Ulquiorra raised an eyebrow at Orihime. (OH NO! Grimmjow let the cat out of the bag!) Then he turned back to Grimmjow with his usual cold sad glare. "I shall resume my duties. You are no longer needed. Leave."

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Out in the Hueco Mundo Ichigo and the others waited impatiently for the source of the strange spirit pressure to arrive. What ever it was it took its time and was coming very slowly.

"Shit!" Cursed Ichigo. "We could have rescued Orihime by now."

"That would be stupid and foolish and you know it. If that thing came in behind us we'd be trapped." Uryu said as he straightened his glasses.

Rukia walked up behind Ichigo and placed a tentative hand on his arm. She didn't say anything but she felt his arm relax under her touch.

"Thanks Rukia." He whispered. She squeezed his arm in response.

"I'd like to get this over already." Moaned Renji.

"Why the rush Soul Reapers?" Asked an all too familiar voice.

Within the span of milliseconds the pressure out in the desert faded and appeared not ten feet from where the group was located. Ichigo and his group flinched at the weight of the immense energy that flowed off of the being in front of them.

"You!" yelled Ichigo.

"Yes. Me. Surprised?" He watched amused as recognition donned each face of the members of Ichigo's group. "It's been awhile."

And finally the first confrontation. Yay! Again sorry to play such a mean trick on you all. Next chapter should be up soon and I'm sorry that this one was shorter than usual. I wanted to get it out today so as to clear up any worry with the fans. I'm still writing. Heehee. Next chapter will include a kiss scene! so please stick with me!

Throughout this Fic there will be random ( ) these are used to express my thoughts or inputs. They are meant to be funny and witty but they aren't part of the actual story. I was told by my peers however that they made the Fic twice as good, so I present them to you here in the printed version of this story. .....Yes I wrote this by hand on paper with pencil originally. You get the idea. Hand written stories are out of date.

So let me know!!!! Thnx!