I'm sorry it's taken so long. I don't think this one is half as good as the other chapters, but I've got writers block.

'I have a prescription for vicoden from Dr Wilson.' House gave the psychic paper to the woman behind the counter. The Doctor had explained how it worked to House and had taken it out of the leather wallet. The pharmacist's eyes bulged.

'Isn't it illegal to give that much vicoden to a single person?'

'I haven't seen the law that says it is, have you?'

'I don't know...'

'If it was illegal I wouldn't have a prescription for it would I?'

The pharmacist still wasn't sure, but it was a valid prescription, and it was only ten minutes until the end of her shift and she did not have the energy to be harassed by House.

'Here.' she shoved the pills at House.

House grabbed the 'prescription', left without thanking her and walked over to where Donna and The Doctor were standing.

'Can I keep this?' asked House, waving the psychic paper at The Doctor. 'I could have a lot of fun with it.'

'No.' The Doctor grabbed it and put it back in its wallet as they walked out the door.

'Oh well. ' House sighed. 'So many wasted possibilities... still, we've got that alien to look forward to. By the way, how exactly were you planning on finding E.T?'

'If we use the link with the alien you have we can use the Tardis to find it.' The Doctor said.

'And the Tardis would be...?' asked House

'My ship.'

'Ah, the one that can travel through time. Just so you know, if it's a Delorean I'll kill you.'

The Doctor, Donna and House walked up the street and turned the corner. The Doctor ran up to the Tardis and unlocked the door, then waited impatiently for Donna and House to follow. When they came, The Doctor opened the door and held it open for House, who glared at him and walked in.

'Actually, forget what I said before,' echoed House voice from inside the Tardis. 'I think I'd rather have had the Delorean.' The Doctor grinned at Donna, then walked in. House was staring at the central control, and he was looking shocked.

'What's the matter, never seen a trans-dimensional temporal transportation device before?'

'How big is this thing?'

'Put it this way, if I lose something it stays lost. Remember earlier when we were talking about Atlantis? I think it's in the back room, the only problem is I haven't seen the back room for 500 years.'

House turned round but just then there was banging at the Tardis door.

'What's that?' asked Donna.

'Annoying oncologist, 6 letter word, rhymes with Bilson. You didn't actually suppose he'd take the most irresponsible man in New Jersey walking off to battle monsters lightly did you?' remarked House.

'I can't take off with him out there.' said The Doctor.

'Why, you going to run him over? By the way, how does this thing move? I noticed a distinct lack of wheels, so short of dragging it along the ground how do you get it moving?'

'Far too complicated to explain.'

'Alright. Then if you can't take off until he leaves...' House limped over to the door, opened it, pulled Wilson inside, and closed it again. 'He'll just have to come with us.'

'House, what... how... this is...' Wilson spluttered.

'Do you believe me now?' asked Hose grinning at Wilson's face.

'This is impossible.'

'As you can see it it's obviously possible. Either that or you've finally cracked. Or I have. Hell, for all we know she could have cracked.' He gestured at Donna. 'However, if we are mad I'd rather we're madly doing something other than standing around talking, so Doctor if you wouldn't mind...'

The Doctor sprang into action, pushing buttons and levers and running round the controls. 'Yes just stand perfectly still Dr House as the Tardis scans you... Right, adjusting Tardis parameters to follow the link... Allonsy!' The Doctor pressed one last button with an amazing amount of unnecessary flourishing.

The central column started to go up and down, and the Tardis jerked violently. House grabbed a nearby handrail, but Wilson grabbed hold of him so it didn't stop him falling over. Then the Tardis jerked the other way so Wilson was ploughed into Donna. House had just got to his feet again when the Tardis jerked again, this time sending his cane flying across the room. Somehow the Doctor kept his balance and the Tardis settled down again.

'Don't you know how to drive this thing!?' shouted House, who sat down on one of the seats and took five vicoden.

'Of course I do, it would be irresponsible of me not to.'

'Yeah right, because you're just a pillar of responsibility. Technically you've kidnapped someone.'

'You were the one who brought him on board.'

'It's your ship.'

'But I'm not human, and therefore not registered to exist by the majority of the population, so how can I kidnap someone if I don't exist?'

'Shut up, you talk too much.' House went to retrieve his cane.

Wilson approached the Doctor. 'Is this real?'

'Yep.'

'So, House was telling the truth?'

'Yep.'

'So that means you're an alien?'

'Yep.'

'So, why do you sound British?'

'I dunno, maybe it's because I spend most of my time the UK. Never really thought about it.'

'Right.' Wilson walked over to Donna.

'Are you an alien?'

'No, I'm human.'

'So, what are you doing with him?'

'He asked me to come.'

'So you went with him just like that?'

'Well, we'd met before and I'd refused the first time, but I got bored with Earth so I looked for him and when I found him I said yes.'

'How did you meet?'

'Long story. And seeing how it involves a giant red space spider I don't think you're ready for it just yet.'

'Ok.' Wilson sat down on one of the chairs. 'House?' he called.

'Yeah?'

'This is real.'

House rolled his eyes. 'Brilliant Sherlock. It's a wonder you need me at all.' He limped over to Wilson and sat next to him.

'What happens now?'

'We go and fight the big bad alien before I destroy my liver with pain meds.'

'How.'

House paused. 'Good question. I think we're supposed to make it up as we go along.'

'Ok.' Then the Tardis jerked again and the central console stopped moving.

'We've arrived.' said the Doctor as he went to the door. The rest of them followed.

Sorry to stop there but I'm not sure about the alien. Do you think I should come up with my own or use a cliché like Daleks or Cybermen or another Doctor Who monster? Really, I wouldn't mind a suggestion.