"Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery." Tsuna muttered, he was looking over the transfer student files. They were somewhat clever to send a AI as a student. But Koro would somehow find his way around it. He always did. Despite the differences in personality, Koro and Reborn always form some way to outwit their enemies. Actually, they usually already knew how to before, but held off to teach their students or pupil a lesson.
Tsuna sighed at first on hearing the sound of bullets. Looks like the students were trying another generic sudden assassination during Koro's class. After the first dozen times, every in the group got used to them.
Ten seconds later he had mentally gone through a list of the possible types of guns being used. Tsuna had gotten slow and allowed himself to be desensitized. The don sprinted for the door of the teacher lounge.
The government was desperate and idiotic, but they were not that stupid to give his students a machine gun, right? Right?
Tsuna took words back, he looked at the classroom in mild disbelief. They were. The government was idiotic enough to put machine guns on a AI that would be in a class of middle school students.
Tsuna stood in the door, watching the AI as it attacked. He felt like doing something, but his action would be unwanted and possibly contract breaking.
Tsuna smiled as he saw his student's faces. The students were annoyed.
The problem would be taken care of. The agreement never said anything about the students acting of their own will, after all.
Tsuna went back to the lounge. Conversations started up between him and Irina as he looked through the stack of files.
Next day
Tsuna decided to get up early. He prepared and ate a breakfast of sausages and scrambled eggs.
The traffic was much better at 3 AM.
Tsuna was tired, but it would be worth it if he managed to surprise whoever came to do the deed.
Tsuna dozed in the E Class building, he was inside the room next door to the classroom.
The hitman smirked at the sight of Terasaka sneaking in with duck tape. Terasaka's eyes widened at the sight of his teacher. "Make sure not to damage it." Tsuna said cheerfully, the brunette placed a hand on Terasaka's shoulder.
Terasaka blinked in confusion as Sawada walked away. "How'd he know?" Terasaka thought, and then shoved the distraction aside. The student would need all of his limited stealth skills to creep into the classroom.
Tsunayoshi couldn't tell if it was a good or bad thing that the AI would formally be in his class. Oh yes, and the students had named it Ritsu.
Tsuna had a problem. Ritsu wanted to be on his phone.
"Yoshie-sensei, I can not download myself to your phone. If you would be kind enough to tell me your password so I may be of use?" Ritsu asked.
"First off, Miss Ritsu, you should have asked before attempting to download yourself." Tsuna's tone showed his disapproval.
Several of the class flinched, yet all those present in the room turned calculating at the first negative emotion the teacher had displayed.
"Why is that Yoshie-Sensei?" The AI asked.
"I understand your want to be helpful and liked by the students and staff here. But privacy is an important concept to understand. While information and/or secrets can be perfectly acceptable to share, some may be embarrassing, and others may be dangerous." The brunette sounded both conversational and lecturing. Karma tilted his head at the last section said, he already understood where the teach was going with it.
"I don't understand." Ritsu replied, her avatar showed her confusion once again.
"I will explain what I mean by the latter part. Even though you are technically a member of the class. You are under your 'parent's', the government, control. Knowledge is power, and knowledge about someone can be a useful weapon." Tsuna layed out.
The rest of the students of the class figured out where their teacher was saying.
"Due to my status in the Mafia, I can not allow you on my phone. It would both endanger me, my friends, my family, and quite likely this entire school." Tsuna stated with a End-of-discussion tone.
"I understand. You would be responsible." Ritsu stated, a spark of understanding visible in her voice and avatar.
"Yes, I am and would be responsible. And Ritsu, please call me Tsuna-sensei." The brunette replied with a nod and smile.
The rest of the class, except for the pranksters (my homies know who I'm taking about), sighed in relief. It was somewhat scary to see their teacher like that.
On his way to the teacher lounge, Tsuna grinned.
Shouichi, Spanner, and Giannini worked wonders with technology. Giannini eventually stopped degrading every gadget he touched. It is important to note the 'every' in the previous sentence. It still happened, just not as commonly as before.
Right after his class, Tsuna got spammed with notifications from a chat room.
Chat:Weather Forecast
Cowsrmylife:Octopus are you taking care of the paperwork?
ClassicalRap:Unfortunately, yes. 😔
ClassicalRap:Why do I always have to handle the paperwork? 💢
Seafood&Swords:You're the best at it.
Seafood&Swords:...
Seafood&Swords:Also, no one else has the patience for it. 😅
ClassicalRap:Yeah...
ClassicalRap:Hibari and Mukuro might just burn it. 🔥
Illusionmast3r:I'm not confirming or denying anything Pup. 😏
Illusionmast3r:I have the plaster, did Birdy get the paint?
WMDforlife:...
WMDforlife:Yes, I have the paint.
BestDayEver:I got the wood set up! 👍
Illusionmast3r2:What happened? 😧
ClassicalRap:It's a long story...
Illusionmast3r:We'll tell you when you get back.
UnfortunateCatchOfTheDay:What did you destroy?
Illusionmast3r:...Gumdrops.
WMDforlife:...
Seafood&swords:...
Cowsrmylife:Who's idea was it to use this chat?💧
Illusionmast3r:You.
Cowsrmylife:...
EspressoForDays joined chat.
Somehow, Reborn managed to join the private chat. No one in Vongola knew how he could, and they didn't really want to know.
Tsuna opened a video chat. The male Guardians braced themselves and pressed 'Accept call'. Chrome decided that there wasn't much point in getting involved in the mess her counterparts made. The female wisely decided to act as a tourist the rest of the day.
"What. Did. You. Destroy?"
Gokudera and Lambo gulped, Takeshi smiled sheepishly, Kyoya kept a pokerface, and Mukuro chuckled nervously in his mind. Reborn smirked slightly.
"Pineapple-head and Skylark started it." Gokudera spat out, trying to untense his muscles. In fact several of the guardians were having trouble in their attempts to (at the very least) appear relaxed. Hibari and Mukuro didn't respond to their verbally said 'nicknames' due to the mutual want to be far far away. Reborn mentally laughed at the lot of them.
"Damages, and people involved, injured, and killed. Now." The don demanded. Reborn pulled popcorn out of nowhere.
"Three walls broken, all Guardians but Chrome, some scratches, none." Gokudera listed off.
Tsuna took a breath and released it. "Okay, that's good that no one was hurt." Tsuna announced. "Much better then usual." The brunette muttered under his breath despairingly.
Leon grabbed a piece of popcorn with his tongue. The hitman mentally shrugged, the chameleon had eaten worse things (that would have killed any other chameleon,) before.
"Everyone who fought splits the paperwork, you know the rules. Reborn...carte blanche to enforcement, have fun.~ My love to everyone, I need to go." Tsuna hung up.
Everyone else in the video chat looked at Reborn. His face, or at least what they could see of it, was pokerfaced. Then it turned upwards into a dark smirk.
That day was a day that would give the Guardians mild physical injuries, a reinstated fear of Reborn, and hand pain from writing signatures on mountains of paperwork.
The new staff of Vongola was scarred by the events that happened. The old staff simply sighed, steadfastly ignored the hitman, and the mothering types nagged the Guardians to eat and clean up. (One brave old lady called Mary Rosan looked at Reborn said he needed to eat something, and made him a three course Italian meal. The hitman actually smiled, thanked the lady, and proceeded to lightly praise the food as he ate. Reborn's shared several cups of coffee with the lady in later weeks).
The Varia had planned to have a visit. They were marching up to the gates of Vongola mansion when Xanxus got a text.
Lions4ever to VariaQuality (As a joke once, Tsuna changed Xanxus's name to VariaQualityTrash, he barely got out of that one alive.):V Guardians destroyed some of V Mansion.
VariaQuality to Lions4ever:So?
Lions4ever to VariaQuality:Tuna granted Reborn carte blanche today.
VariaQuality to Lions4ever:...
Nevermind, they could push the meeting to next week. Anything to avoid a Reborn that's been granted free reign.
Omake
One thing Xanxus never questioned was how Iemitsu knew what happened. The man was annoyingly like Reborn in seeming to know things he shouldn't.
My thanks to all the reviewers
To Celeste Verteidiger:Yes, it is. This is the first arc of just trying to set up the world and everything that will be happening. It's just fun and games right now, but the next arc will start sometime soon.
To :you're literally the only person who's spent the time to figure out the animals. Kudos for that.
To greenespeon1995:Thank you for saying that. It's given me some ideas of how to use Anti-SenseI weapons. (;
To all the people pointing out the coding, I'm very sorry about that.
Soo~Comment what you think WMDforlife means, you get a shoutout if you're right.
-Silver