Kit: Okay, I guarantee that this is the LAST UPDATE you will see for a while. But, because there's a good chance I'll be at Compy most of the time, I'll post my email address on the bio. If anyone wants to ask questions about stories this weekend (If I'm awake, that is. I'll be on painkillers), I'll be happy to talk! It's a happy day! The story is at nearly 1700 hits and almost 100 reviews! I got about ten-ish this time around, but because I'll be gone, I'll respond to them.

To Lilicat93: I have to have oral surgery tomorrow (8-5-05) to remove all four of my Wisdom Teeth. Fairly standard, but I won't be able to eat solid food for a few days. And I can't eat after midnight or before the surgery. This sucks. Thank you for caring though.

To BeybladeRULZ1: I'm getting in my last update. I hope I get better soon too. School starts Monday!

To Jake: HI CHLOE HI CONNER! Naw, let Enrique go. Why…I'll tell you in a few minutes!

To VGMaster04: Thanks, I loved those key rhymes too!

To Kyogue: I'm glad you're enjoying the chappies! That's my job! COOKIES! Yay! Thankies! (sniff) My last solid sugar intake. I DON'T WANNA GO!

Kai: Didn't we already cover this…?

To luvyagal: Tala did get off easy, didn't he? I'll try to do something to change that later…

To Betrayed by Darkness: Random makes the world go round…which means I make the world go round…I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD! I'M QUADRUPLE ROYALTY! That's been today's little bit of sense…BOTHER!

To Rising Phoenix: I hope Kai wasn't calling ME feisty. Cuz then he would have to die. Wow…she REALLY likes Bryan torture…

To Ashley: Thanks Ashley! I know the feeling. I have a German Shepard who's spoiled rotten, and a German Shepard--Lab (might possibly have some wolf in him) mix who thinks he's a lap dog (65 damn pounds!). I feel so sorry for your arm. Thanks for caring.

To mrsalexwatkins: A quiche? WTF (What The Frack?) Which honey? There are a lot of them! .

To Prisca: Honestly, I have no clue either. I'm making this stuff up as I go!

To blackartofchaos: Yeah, but I'm going to be nice to Enrique, for reasons you shall tell in a few minutes!

To Don't have a sn yet: I'm glad you like! Enjoy!

Kit: Before I start this chapter, I would like to announce that three of our bishies have B-days this month! So let's all wish a Happy Birthday to Tala Ivanov (August 13th), Michael Parker (August 15th), and Enrique Giancarlo (August 5th)! And because tomorrow's his birthday (and the day I have my surgery), I'm forgiving Enrique. Oh, and yes, I DO know I am obsessed. It's all part of being a rabid fangirl. Now, ON TO THE MAYHEM!

(I don't own anything)

Discern Your Actors!

a.k.a.

Know Your Stars!

Chapter 10

Bryan Kuznetsov

(Bryan is sitting quietly in the chair)

"Know your stars; know your stars; Know Your Stars…" The narrator says in a round.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…He's a ravioli…"

Bryan shakes his head no, thinking, 'I'm Russian, not Italian. That's Enrique'.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…He's a river dancer in his spare time…"

Bryan shakes his head again, thinking, 'Wrong again. That's Ray. Duh.'

"Bryan Kuznetsov…He's mute…"

Bryan shakes his head, thinking, 'Something isn't right here.'

"Bryan Kuznetsov…He can't speak in full sentences…"

Bryan shakes his head, ' I'm REALLY starting to get annoyed…'

'I'm REALLY starting to get annoyed…' the voice thinks.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Can't swim…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Is wearing a dress…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Has green hair…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Once stared in the Broadway production of 'Oklahoma!'…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Is a sushi expert…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Loves puppies…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Can't count past 20…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Sings in the shower…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Has a job at a local Wendy's Restaurant…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Is in the NBA…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Gives to Charity weekly…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Won the Miss America pageant three years running…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Hates being evil…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Cuts his own hair…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Can't eat solid foods…"

Bryan shakes his head.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Isn't very random…"

Bryan suddenly jumps out of the chair and screams, "What? THERE'S A WILD FANDANGO IN THE THEATER?'!"

(Backstage)

O.o

(Onstage)

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Is REALLY annoying me…"

Bryan smiles and nods.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…Was raised in the SAME abbey that beat this kind of stuff out of them as kids, right…?"

Bryan once again nods.

"Bryan Kuznetsov…I Hate You…"

Bryan smiles, takes a bow, and walks off stage.

(Backstage)

"He…he…OMG HE BEAT THE NARRATOR!" Ming-Ming sputters as Bryan walks by.

"Miracles do happen." Michael follows up.

Tala, who is rather quiet, thinks, 'DAMN! Just going to have to try harder nextime, I suppose…'

"Now you know I can't annoy…Bryan Kuznetsov……I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU PEOPLE CRY! WHY ARE YOU TAKING AWAY THE JOY IN MY LIFE? WHY!"

Kit: End Chapter 10. I know, that wasn't very torturing, but what do you expect. THE GUY NEVER TALKS! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS? But I think it was kinda funny. Finally, some Voice torture! I'll miss you all while I'm away! You know the drill!

Johnny: Read and review, Constructive Criticism always welcome, Flames not appreciated but will happily be accepted. It's still a sign that we're getting story traffic.

Kit: Thanks Johnny--JOHNNY? THERE YOU ARE!

Johnny: (revs up chainsaw that just magically appears in hand) MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (runs away)

Kit: ROBERT! COME REIGN IN JOHNNY! (remembers you're still here) Oh, yeah. Bye-bye!

Johnny: (runs in chasing Kai his chainsaw) (laughing like a maniac)

Kai: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT! A LITTLE HELP HERE!

Kit: ROBERT, OLIVER, ENRIQUE, GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW!

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