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Gandalf: Back in my day there were no cell phones!

(Frodo, Arwen, Sam, Merry, and Pippin gasp)

Pippin: But, how did you choose a ringtone?

Gandalf: What a stupid question you fool of a Took!

Frodo: But, how did you choose a ringtone?

Pippin: Frodo, I just ask-

Gandalf: Great question Frodo my boy! There were no ringtones.

(Everyone gasps)

Pippin: If we didn't need anymore proof that Gandalf hated me.

Merry: Should I re-cap for you?

Pippin: Shut up.

Frodo: My ringtone is "I Know What Boys Like"

(Silence)

Frodo: What?

Sam: I swear to God Mister Frodo.

Arwen: Frodo. Doesn't that seem a bit...queer?

Frodo: But I know what boys like! Right Sam?

(All look at Sam)

Pippin: I thought some of those scenes seemed a bit too 'caring'

Merry: Who the hell carries there best friend up a giant mountain of doom? (Looks at Pippin) If it was you and I, I'd be like "DIE LOSER"

Pippin: Ditto :D

Sam: I don't know what he's talking about. I was just trying to be a good friend.

Gandalf: You were a 'good friend' alright Samwise. (winks)

Sam: FRODO AND I ARE NOT QUEER.

(Elrond and Galadriel rush out of nowhere)

Elrond: OH. Is this a 'Why Frodo is Queer?' fight?

Galadriel: SWEET.

Elrond: I'm so good at this game.

Frodo: I'm a game? (Fluffy obliviousness)

Sam: You turned this into a game?

Gandalf: I'll start because I'm hottest.

Legolas Fangirl 947482394: NU-UH LIEK LEGOLAS IS TEH HAWTEST OMG.

Elrond: Legolas is with Aragorn. Wherever they are.

Pippin: I sense another 'Why Someone is Queer' game coming on.

Gandalf: Do you know why Frodo is queer?

All: WHY?

Gandalf: Because whenever he says Sam's name, he was says 'Oh' all helpless and panty-like. Probably instinct!

All: OHHHHHH.

Elrond: AW SNAP.

Gandalf: I'm sure that wasn't an accident when he was stripped by the guards to be fed to Shelob.

All: OOOOHHHH.

Elrond: AW SNAP.

Frodo: Oh, Sam. Make them stop!

Gandalf: SEEEE? HE SAID OH.

Sam: Guys cut it out. Why can't Elrond be queer?

All: Because he's a prude!

Elrond: (DOES THE FACE) Shuddup.

Galadriel: BEHOLD THE PRUDE FACE.

(All behold)

Merry: LET'S DO JAZZ HANDS AROUND THE FACE.

(All do jazz hands)

Elrond: How about we all go make some Easy Mac like nice, NON-PRUDY, people?

All: EASY MAC! I LOVE EASY MAC! AND EASY MAC LOVES ME.

(All run to kitchen)

Merry: OH MY GOD. LEGOLAS AND ARAGORN.

Legolas: You said they'd never check the oven! (Runs away crying) I NEED SOME BEN AND JERRY'S.

Aragorn: Legolas! Babe! Come back!

Legolas Fangirls: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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I seriously did this in like five minutes. xD Sorry I haven't done anything in forever. It's quite short and bad. But, if it brightens your day :D Please no one take offense to the queerness. Umm...I've been working on an actual book. You can check some of it's snippets out at www.theprettydyingboys. OF THE RINGS GOODNESS. It's been so long :D

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