DISCLAIMER: If I'd own the Bible, the pope most likely would have murdered me.
Note: Okay, I don't know much about baseball.
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"Fireball!" yelled the demon and he threw a ball at the angel.
The ball gained unnatural speed and then flames emitted from it. Black flames. Every supernatural creature knew that only demons could produce black flames. The ball gained more and more speed and headed straight for the somewhat cowering angel's head. Said angel shrieked and jumped aside. Just in time, because when the ball hit the magical floor, its grass was set afire almost instantly.
The demon pitcher rolled his eyes. "Sissy," he mumbled under his breath and he snapped his finger. The flames slowly subsided and on the floor was a completely unharmed ball was left. Of course the ball was unharmed, since it was a magical ball, with spells protecting it.
However, after this incident all angels stood up in protest. One angel raised his voice. "Miss Adjudicator, this is absolutely unacceptable!"
Another joined him. "Michaël is right, Miss! They're putting our immortal lives in danger."
"You should disqualify them, Miss," the angel that we now know as Michaël pressed.
"Hey, you can't do that!" a demon exclaimed.
Soon everyone was in uproar. Team Evil naturally worse than Team Good. That was, until the mortal girl raised her voice. "SHUT UP!" she screeched, effectively making every supernatural creature zip their mouth (and rub their poor ears). Soon the World of Nothingness was silent like the dead.
The teenaged brat turned a few pages of a book in her hand, but then slowly shook her head. "Sorry dude, but there is no specific rule stating that balls are not aloud to emit fire during the match." And she held up the page where she found the information.
Michaël boldly stepped forward, and snatched the book out of her hand. The girl glared at his rudeness, but he ignored her. He flipped the book closed and read the cover out loud. "Baseball for Dummies written by Mister Satan Evil." He rolled his eyes. "I believe we call this cheating here." He turned to look the Lord of the Underworld straight in the eye. "Not so confident about your victory, eh?"
Satan glared at the angel. "Don't be so cocky archangel Michaël." he hissed. "I wrote that book to spread evil. Not to influence this game."
"He not lying, you know," the mortal said. "I bought this book a while back, because we're having a baseball match coming up next season at school."
God raised a holy eyebrow. "You don't know how to play baseball?" he questioned.
She grinned. "Nope, not a single thing!"
God turned to give Satan a dull look. "Why did you let her become adjudicator, if she doesn't even know how to play it?"
"Eh…" Satan tapped his chin thoughtfully. "I never thought about that." He gave them all a silly grin, and most of the supernatural creatures felt like smacking their head.
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